Why We Shouldn't Give Up The Right to Bear Arms: Crocs!

Posted by Alex in Animal, Crime & Law on November 13, 2008 at 12:40 pm


First, they took away Solomon Islanders’ rights to bear arms and then … crocs! Here’s the story of how peace is having a tragic side-effect for the unarmed villagers:

Under the peace deal most Solomon Islanders surrendered their fire arms – leaving them vulnerable to crocodiles.

Last week on the Russell Islands a 10-year-old girl was taken and killed by a crocodile.

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20 comments to "Why We Shouldn't Give Up The Right to Bear Arms: Crocs!"

  1. Rocky Rook
    November 13th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    I watched on the Discovery channeel or NatGeo where these gator hunters in Florida extract gators in Florida neighborhoods. They were saying it was illegal to touch to kill gators there.

  2. cheechman85
    November 13th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    You don't need a gun to kill a gator. I mean, it would help but wouldn't a machete work just as well? If you are fighting for your life you will use anything.

  3. Mr. Binky
    November 13th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    "Last week on the Russell Islands a 10-year-old girl was taken and killed by a crocodile."

    Excuse me? What? The crocodile came into the village, kidnapped a girl, took her back to his lair to eat her? I don't think crocodile's work that way.

  4. stormie24
    November 13th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    @ Mr. Blinky: good point. I think there may be something they're not telling us...

  5. Gail Pink
    November 13th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Do they get their guns back now?

  6. HollywoodBob
    November 13th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    I hate to say it, but you'd need a lot more than a gun to kill a croc. Hunting gators you have to sever their spine and thread a wire into their skull to scramble their brain to kill them. Crocodilians are way too primitive to kill by shoot them.

    My question is how many deaths were there by crocs prior to the ban on guns?

    And why was there such a problem that there needs to be such a complete ban that even rifles and shotguns were banned? They usually remain legal for hunters/farmers to keep even after pistols and such are made illegal.

  7. noahstrickland
    November 13th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    I tend to disagree with Hollywood, you give me a gun and enough bullets and I can kill anything you throw at me...

  8. Mouserz
    November 13th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Crikey!

  9. DOJ
    November 13th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    If only the 10 year old girl hadn't surrendered her firearm...

  10. J of The Sandhills
    November 13th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    a cheap rifle like a .30-06 should be enough to stop any croc. if not, you are dealing with some mega croc....call the Hulk

  11. LV
    November 13th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Years ago i hunted with the Seminole for gators. They would glide up next to them in a swamp boat (like a canoe with a flat bottom) and hit them in the head with an ax. One hit was all it took. This was done at night, to say the least it was a fairly intense experience. It's strange to me that the Solomon Islanders have such trouble with the crocodiles.

  12. Mr. Binky
    November 13th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    They should just teach their children not to mess with crocodiles!

  13. Croccydile
    November 13th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Please dont hurt me :(

  14. MENLOHEAVYWEIGHT
    November 13th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    seems like a silly reason to ask for gun rights back, how about a rope saying, don't swim here

  15. hedwig
    November 13th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    what, after all, did they do before they had guns? and what does this have to do with the right to bear arms in other places? because that's where it's going to go... (at least it looks like it to me)

  16. Skipweasel
    November 13th, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Just think yourselves lucky Alaska hasn't assumed the right to arm bears.

  17. Ali S.
    November 14th, 2008 at 1:01 am

    @ Croccydile

    Run you fool! O_o

  18. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    November 14th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    How did they fight off crocs before they had guns? They obviously managed to survive and not die out... so what important survival skill have they forgotten?

  19. Aramax
    November 15th, 2008 at 12:32 am

    "Why We Shouldn’t Give Up The Right to Bear Arms: Last week on the Russell Islands a 10-year-old girl was taken and killed by a crocodile."

    I hope you're not implying that a 10 years old little girl should have been carrying a gun to protect herself from a crocodile... because that's exactly what it sound like.

  20. bobuka
    January 3rd, 2009 at 1:41 am

    i bet the people who are white would not be left defensless around maneating crocs.god forbid a 10 year old white girl was killed,they would cull a lot of crocs then i bet.i guess only white people who comprise 99% of all known serial killers, and are the only people to murder the natives and take theyre land should be trusted with guns,not the stupid non whites


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