A geek and his money are soon parted. For $55, you can own a toaster that burns the image of Darth Vader into your toast. Remember: once you turn to the crispy side of the force, forever will it dominate your destiny.
All around the galaxy, even on the coast. Imperials ask, "What do you like most?" Vader doesn't brag; Vader doesn't boast. He just tells 'em he likes toast!
This is a pocket fidget, it's made in China for discrete fidgeting. I have one, I use it to fidget, obviously. Some advice with the use of this pocket fidget: you should really heed the warning on the packaging about recommended fidget allowances because I got a blister on my thumb from fidgeting it through a really long boring meeting once. It is great for use at bus stops. All in all, this is a suitable, discrete fidget for the fidgeter on the go. I recommend it.
Deluxe pencil sharpener collection, because it's back to school time! Never again will your child's anachronistic wooden pencil go dull!
This is the pierce-free model: the metal hoop allows the deluxe pencil sharpener collection to be attached to your child's lip, ear lobe, belly button, or ... other ear lobe ... without the shame (and expense!) of having a piercing!
Well, it used to be a robot centipede, before some cruel little fiend pulled all its legs off and made it into a keychain. Some people shouldn't be allowed to have nice things.
Hottest toy fad of the 80s! Billion Bubble Maker. Dip it entirely in the bubbles bottle, remove, then spin it like crazy on your keychain. So much fun, it'll be like you're tripping on acid!
Pretty sure it's a tapeworm trap. Tapeworms can't resist slaloming through such things (they're born slalomers) and once they're halfway through, you extract the trap, tie the ends together and dispose of properly. The hook and chain have to do with extraction but I intentionally glossed over that part.
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Imperials ask, "What do you like most?"
Vader doesn't brag; Vader doesn't boast.
He just tells 'em he likes toast!
YEAH TOAST!
i would bet it’s made in China ...
Fuel Gauge VS Wallet: 2xl military green
Inside every older person XL
Inside every older person XL
Craig Clayton
Steampunk goggles
Wrapped in Bacon
Bad wookie tshirt XL
Metal Neatorama, black XL
star wars battle damage shirt, Med
This is the pierce-free model: the metal hoop allows the deluxe pencil sharpener collection to be attached to your child's lip, ear lobe, belly button, or ... other ear lobe ... without the shame (and expense!) of having a piercing!
I Heart Yeti, Ash Grey (or thereabouts), M
The Lesser of Two Weevils, Large.
PB Jellyfish, L, Serene Green
PB Jellyfish, L, Serene Green
retro grinder monkey, ser grn, xl
Cold Hearted (medium)
retro grinder monkey, ser grn, xl
Save the Ales XXL
Twaggies Logo XL
This Dad Knows Jack (XL)
Dogs have owners, cats have staff. (L)
Hippocrates S
Schrodinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive Military Green 2XL
PB Jellyfish, L, Serene Green
Guns Don't Kill People - Dads with Daughters Kill People! black xxl
Inside every older person xl