The economy may be tanking and you may have lost your shirt in the stock market ... but you don't have to wear the "bankruptcy barrel" (ah, the dependable cartoon trope - interestingly, the practice seemed to have started in old England where drunks were forced to wear a booze barrel AKA "drunkard's cloak".)
We have several new economy-themed T-shirts for you, all priced starting at the non-bank-busting $9.95 (+s/h).
The $700 Billion T-Shirt - $9.95 (with the added benefit of really showing how many zeros there are in 700 billion bucks)
The Sinking US Economy - $9.95
I Call This "The Dow" - $9.95
And of course, this one we've seen before on Neatorama (but it's so apropos to the current crazy swings of the stock market that we just have to feature it again):
Stock Market, The Ride - $9.95