Britain’s Oldest Virgin is 105 Years Old: Sex is a “Hassle”

1. Woogie
   October 10th, 2008 at 12:34 am

   Of course she’s a virgin. I mean would you sleep with that?

2. CelticCatEyes
   October 10th, 2008 at 1:35 am

   I suppose its more interesting that she lived so long than the fact that she is celibate. Nuns are supposed to be virgins, and I believe its easy enough to accomplish!

   Also, different people have different sex drives. There are people on earth who consider themselves ‘asexual’, their meaning being that they are not interested in sex at all and probably see it as a hassle as well.

3. wookielover
   October 10th, 2008 at 3:14 am

   That must be really hard to stay celibate for so long. I think the temptation might have crossed her path at one time. God damn I would be horny as hell if I was her. Who says you need a relationship to have sex. Skip the hassell of a relationship and hook up at your local bar or Star Wars convention Clara. Or is that only me?

4. Jan
   October 10th, 2008 at 4:55 am

   She is only a victim to her limited thinking. Too anxious to leave her comfort-zone. She now 105, good for her and I wish her the best but if her parents had the same mindset she wound be alive!

5. Max Power
   October 10th, 2008 at 5:00 am

   Coming from someone called “wookielover”.

6. Scotchdrnkr
   October 10th, 2008 at 7:08 am

   I find it refreshing to actually find a Virgin over the age of 17 years old these days. Let alone a 105 year old.

7. AHole
   October 10th, 2008 at 7:40 am

   She should offer herself on ebay…go out of this life with a…wait for it…BANG!

8. LisaL
   October 10th, 2008 at 7:41 am

   Meh…. Nuns do it all the time.
   She’s just a control freak it seems. Maybe she had a bad experience that put her off from having sex or something, who knows.
   She’ll never know what she missed out on. Not just the physical act itself, but the intimacy, the feeling of someone holding you, touching you……
   Oh well… sucks for her. I’m sure she’s been happy living in her little virgin bubble.

9. Pol x
   October 10th, 2008 at 8:11 am

   My great aunt was a very very old virging when she died.

   Even my mother, who loved her dearly, said it was a shame that she was being “returned unopened”.

   I didn’t want to laugh but really couldn’t help myself.

10. CB
    October 10th, 2008 at 8:51 am

    There’s a good chance she was a lesbian that never wanted to come out.

11. xadrian
    October 10th, 2008 at 9:19 am

    Makes my 6 month drought seem laughably minuscule.

12. just a guy
    October 10th, 2008 at 9:33 am

    or asexual. Its rare, but some people are.

    Her quote is funny though “sex is a hasle”. how would she know?

13. Male Virgins
    October 10th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    I actually have a theory that the older you become the harder and harder it is to lose your virginity. I imagine for this lady, that after being celibate for so long you just don’t give a crap, particularly after a certain age when your libido goes kaputz.

14. IdioticQuixotic
    October 10th, 2008 at 11:27 am

    I’d hit that.

15. Doom
    October 10th, 2008 at 11:30 am

    I’d tap that

16. Jay
    October 10th, 2008 at 11:43 am

    she might have had a problem with sexual desire, who knows?
    there is a disorder called ‘hypoactive sexual desire disorder’, but it has to cause distress for the person in order for it to be a treatable disorder… and it sounds like she never found it distressing?

17. Mr. Binky
    October 10th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    Sex is great! Sucks for her!

18. Thomas
    October 10th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    I’m not too proud to show a gmilf a good time. Where’s she live?

19. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    October 10th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    I kind of doubt that no sex is the reason she’s so old. Sex is supposed to be good for you.

    Good lord… Imagine how old she might’ve ended up if she’d had some sex!

20. ted
    October 10th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    What a sad and lonely life.

21. Ant
    October 10th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    I’m over 30 and I am still a virgin too. I’m a Christian and only will engage sex after I marry a woman. Of course, no women want me due to my multiple disabilities.

22. CheeseDuck
    October 10th, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    Man. It’s her life; let her live it.

23. Wes
    October 10th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    
24. Wes
    October 10th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Oops …

    http://www.wesleytreat.com/attic/105-year-old_virgin_01.jpg

25. Christophe
    October 10th, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    @Cheeseduck : 15 minutes of fame, too late

26. WordyGrrl
    October 10th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    Okay then, what is the proper timeline for human sexual experience? At exactly what age must you give it up to whoever will take it in order to be NORMAL? And at what intervals, and to whom?

    If some are to be believed, you should bump uglies with anyone at age 14 and keep doing so every weekend until yer dead. Eh, don’t mind the boys. They’ll hump a knot in a tree if they can call that “sex”. Hee hee hee..

27. person
    October 11th, 2008 at 3:05 am

    what the hell? i don’t believe that sex affects her age. if she had bungee-jumped every weekend, she would have said that was why she’s so old.
    anyway, whose’s checked her claim?

28. just a guy
    October 13th, 2008 at 2:16 am

    I know its hard to believe, and I know nothing of your situation, but people with multiple disabilities can be in sexual relationships. I’ve seen a few examples stories of women with disabled men, and vice versa. Granted, its a bit more rare.

    Also, did Jesus say anything about no sex until marriage? Or is that a church law? I thought all the no premarital sex stuff was old testament (thus, not ‘CHRISTian’).

    Although, it does seem Jesus has some things to say about divorce. here’s something interesting:
    http://www.religioustolerance.org/sex_jesu.htm

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