Name the Baby

1. shawnisboring
   October 7th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

   Everyone, choose "bazooka". Raddest name ever.

2. owen
   October 7th, 2008 at 5:54 pm

   I think if it's a boy you should go with "McCoy" just the coolest name ever and it gives him an eassy carrer choice, a cop that plays by his own rules and there for has the captina yelling McCOY all the time.

3. ted
   October 7th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

   The best thing they could do for this kid is put it up for adoption.

   How about Douchebag Junior?

4. Ali S.
   October 7th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

   Whatever happens I think the kid will end up hating his parents for doing this.

5. artbot
   October 7th, 2008 at 7:40 pm

   Won't that be a cute story when he/she is older?

   "My parents were so bereft of creativity that they let some unknown douchebag on the intarwebs name me...'Dylan'??? They had to go to the intarnet for THAT?!"

   It's better than "Asma" I suppose. WTF are they thinking?

6. Christophe
   October 7th, 2008 at 8:46 pm

   I propose 'Walker Texas Ranger'. Even better than Bazooka

   And yes : Asma?!! With a T. something as a second name you feel safe from whatever chemical spill is around there...

7. Louisa
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

   I like bazooka too. Zookie is a great nickname!

8. T J
   October 7th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

   I think Morrison Morrison has a nice ring to it.

9. aline
   October 7th, 2008 at 10:26 pm

   so, did you get a name you can live with???

10. Syd B
    October 8th, 2008 at 3:40 am

    'seven' is a beautiful name for a boy or a girl, especially a girl ... or a boy

11. LA
    October 8th, 2008 at 4:23 am

    Congrats, daddy and mommy!

    Girl - Carolina
    Boy - Gil

    (portuguese names)

12. Dorothy
    October 8th, 2008 at 6:07 am

    Syd B - I got that. I'm just saying.

13. JF
    October 8th, 2008 at 8:28 am

    I think that ShiThead would be appropriate

14. JF
    October 8th, 2008 at 8:29 am

    or- Shi-Thead

15. hooper
    October 8th, 2008 at 9:00 am

    Astro or Leroy Jetson

16. MeganFox
    October 8th, 2008 at 9:01 am

    How is babby named?

17. Miss Cellania
    October 8th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    Megan, when I was typing up this item, my fingers actually wrote "name their babby". You know I'm an awful typist! Lucky I caught it in time.

18. Thomas
    October 8th, 2008 at 10:44 am

    Master Chief. Even if its a girl.

19. Dingo
    October 8th, 2008 at 11:33 am

    For a boy how about something from the Bible like Deuteronomy. You could call him "Dude".

20. Gail Pink
    October 8th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    "Oreo," works for a boy or a girl.

21. wilson
    October 8th, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    Bojangles. best name ever. it is win.

    if this fails you could possibly use optimus.

22. Tara
    October 8th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    My prediction for ultimately cool names of the moment are Old Norse names.

    For boys how about considering Busby, Digby, Roscoe or Loki!

    For girls, I like Liv, Astrid and Sigrid and Shelby.

    Tara

23. Dianne
    October 8th, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    Just name it good old plain "Jim" in memory of the best rock and roller ever.

24. klharina please!!
    October 9th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Poop! hehe... just name your baby whatever comes in your mind or combine your names!

25. TINA
    October 11th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    I LOVE THE NAME SETH FOR A BOY.
    HAYLEY FOR A GIRL.

26. rebajonez
    October 12th, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    congratulations!
    my suggestions for names,
    girl: edie
    boy: milo

    best of luck to you both!

27. Carissa
    November 13th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    I think this is a cheap way of getting out of picking your own baby's name but anywho...for a boy maybe Matthew or Steven and for a girl maybe Gabrielle or Madison. Madison Morrison sounds cool.

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