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Anti-Theft Lunch Bag

By Miss Cellania in Food & Drinks on Sep 16, 2008 at 3:24 am



Don’t you just hate it when someone at work helps himself to your lunch? Here’s the solution:

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are regular sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides. After your sandwich is placed inside, no one will want to touch it.

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  1. Ty
    Sep 16th, 2008 at 3:53 am

    Lol, Genius. The thieves will catch on sooner or later, but hopefully it'll have saved you three sandwiches.

  2. Blaze
    Sep 16th, 2008 at 3:58 am

    Now they'll probably just throw it in the garbage instead..

  3. K!P
    Sep 16th, 2008 at 5:38 am

    i i find that in the fridge, i would toss is ASAP.

  4. Jana TheJunction
    Sep 16th, 2008 at 7:29 am

    I dig it. Thank god though that I don't have to apply a method like that at my office...I have very nice colleagues and in our fridge theres enough food for everyone.

  5. CheeseDuck
    Sep 16th, 2008 at 7:40 am

    Yum!

  6. Ant
    Sep 16th, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Janitors clean out the fridges of spoiled/expired food on Fridays at my workplace.

  7. Danny
    Sep 16th, 2008 at 11:58 am

    That won´t stop me from eating it.

  8. Ali S.
    Sep 16th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    I had a friend who kept on having her meals stolen. So she finally started putting chewed up gum in the sandwich. And voila...the moment she heard someone scream or gag she found the culprit...her boss. O_o

  9. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    Sep 16th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    Great idea... I think.

    But how do you tell if your sandwich really has been in the fridge too long?

  10. The Slapster
    Sep 16th, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    Know what else would work well? A pharmaceutical grade stool softener in that sandwich. Yeah, go ahead & enjoy the Free Lunch, Mr. Poopie Pants.

  11. CelticCatEyes
    Sep 16th, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    I think I will just print up labels with something like "this sandwich is protected by a passive security device"...works for my car.

  12. John 314159
    Oct 7th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    For every measure there is a counter-measure and eventually a counter-counter-measure.

    If a protected sandwich gets stolen, you can leave an actual moldy sandwich in its place. The thief will think
    "Heh, I'm not fooled by fake mold!" and chow down.

    My Dad claimed he replaced the whiskey in his dorm room with kerosene and waited in the next room to hear the janitor sneak in for a wee dram. He never lost any again.

    If your work requires you to pass random drug testing, you can grind up some legal poppy-seeds and mix with the sandwich. Apparently these give a false positive. For the ethically ambivalent, you could insert actual material (horse tranquilizers, BC leaf, etc).

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