Evolutionists rejoice! Darwin has made a miraculous appearance in a concrete wall:
A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin—author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary movement—made manifest on a concrete wall in downtown Dayton.
"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits," said Darlene Freiberg, one among a growing crowd assembled here to see the mysterious stain, which appeared last Monday on one side of the Rhea County Courthouse. The building was also the location of the famed "Scopes Monkey Trial" and is widely considered one of Darwinism's holiest sites. "Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested."
Added Freiberg, "Behold the power and glory of the scientific method!"
From the satirical website The Onion (yeah, it's fiction. No emails, please!): Link - via Locust & Honey
Previously on Neatorama: August 2006: a Busy Month for Religious Sightings
They probably deliberately wanted it to be a stretch for it to actually look like Darwin, the same way the whole Jesus and Mary faces are usually a stretch.
That's exactly what I thought. And Chewbacca, of couerse.
A: Get off of me daddy, you are crushing my cigarettes! :)
i was absolutely shocked to read this.. and then i saw it was from the onion and wiped my brow with a huge *phew*.
*wink*
It is chewbacca!
Got any studies to proof that or are you kidding?
Jesus is Good: "[...]so that BOTH sides of the controversy are taught."
Except, there IS NO controversy!
dogrun81: "[...] there actually are christians who are sane, rational, intelligent (relatively), and have a sense of humor."
Those characteristics would actually exempt them from the status "fundie".
Actually there is, you should read publications like the Creation Technical Journal...Ken Ham is a very articulate intelligent voice of reason against you darwinists...although I might not personally win a debate against atheist scientitst, I believe what Mr. Ham and his friend s say because I believe in the Bible as the literal Word of God and so do they.
The fossils were laid down by the flood of noah which is referenced in almost every culture and the truth is our world is only about 10k years old TOPS.
It is sad to see these athiests monopolizing our schools with propoganda hopefully Mrs Palin and Mr McCain will bring God back into the science classroom because he belongs in every class, our nation was founded by Christians as a Christian nation so thats the way it should be.
Hey 'Jesus is Good', check out venganza.org. You'll be in good company!
Yes, he's such a winner, even his fellow creationists can't stand him anymore.
Okay, I'll stop feeding the troll now.
I believe that there is some ultimate being who is activly changing our genetic code and traits with each generation.(Think Spore)
is your name perhaps Paul Ford?
JESUS IS THE WAY, THE TRUTH, AND THE LIFE.
But still, scientists that beleive in that evolution stuff are nutter full of orange juice and a penut for a brain.