Evolutionist Sighting: Darwin Appears as a Stain on a Concrete Wall

Evolutionists rejoice! Darwin has made a miraculous appearance in a concrete wall:

A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin—author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary movement—made manifest on a concrete wall in downtown Dayton.

"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits," said Darlene Freiberg, one among a growing crowd assembled here to see the mysterious stain, which appeared last Monday on one side of the Rhea County Courthouse. The building was also the location of the famed "Scopes Monkey Trial" and is widely considered one of Darwinism's holiest sites. "Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested."

Added Freiberg, "Behold the power and glory of the scientific method!"

From the satirical website The Onion (yeah, it's fiction. No emails, please!): Link - via Locust & Honey

Previously on Neatorama: August 2006: a Busy Month for Religious Sightings

soooo... either god is real & he wants to tell us that darwin is right which would make creationism wrong or everything about it is completely random. which also would disprove creationism. nice!
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I was thinking Chewbacca, as well.

They probably deliberately wanted it to be a stretch for it to actually look like Darwin, the same way the whole Jesus and Mary faces are usually a stretch.
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"Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested."

That's exactly what I thought. And Chewbacca, of couerse.
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adamG-- obama was a drug addict. and it's a psychological phenomena that most men have the desire to bang their mom (and vice versa with girls and their fathers). so, that doesn't really discredit darwin. it just re-establishes that he is, in fact, human.

i was absolutely shocked to read this.. and then i saw it was from the onion and wiped my brow with a huge *phew*.
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Its a shame the Bible's teachings are so belittled in our society. I pray that mrs Palin and Mr Mccain is able to restore fairness to our educational system, so that BOTH sides of the controversy are taught. The students need to know...
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I am one of the "fundies" as is apparently the prefered name. Yes, I did notice this was not real. Believe it or not, there actually are christians who are sane, rational, intelligent (relatively), and have a sense of humor. Don't get your info from "Carrie".

It is chewbacca!
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Mooncake: "and it’s a psychological phenomena that most men have the desire to bang their mom (and vice versa with girls and their fathers)."

Got any studies to proof that or are you kidding?

Jesus is Good: "[...]so that BOTH sides of the controversy are taught."

Except, there IS NO controversy!

dogrun81: "[...] there actually are christians who are sane, rational, intelligent (relatively), and have a sense of humor."

Those characteristics would actually exempt them from the status "fundie".
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"Except, there IS NO controversy!"

Actually there is, you should read publications like the Creation Technical Journal...Ken Ham is a very articulate intelligent voice of reason against you darwinists...although I might not personally win a debate against atheist scientitst, I believe what Mr. Ham and his friend s say because I believe in the Bible as the literal Word of God and so do they.
The fossils were laid down by the flood of noah which is referenced in almost every culture and the truth is our world is only about 10k years old TOPS.

It is sad to see these athiests monopolizing our schools with propoganda hopefully Mrs Palin and Mr McCain will bring God back into the science classroom because he belongs in every class, our nation was founded by Christians as a Christian nation so thats the way it should be.
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I almost threw up after reading that last comment from "Jesus is Good"...man! Our country is going down the drain, backwards through time. Went straight to barackobama.com and sent him 20 bucks, I feel better now. He's not perfect but man...at least he wont feel indebted to those people.

Hey 'Jesus is Good', check out venganza.org. You'll be in good company!
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Jesus is Good: "Ken Ham is a very articulate intelligent voice of reason against you darwinists."

Yes, he's such a winner, even his fellow creationists can't stand him anymore.

Okay, I'll stop feeding the troll now.
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I have a problem with this stain being of Darwin for the mere fact that evolutionists don't believe in God, and those that would believe in God wouldn't be worshipping Darwin for certain. If Darwin was to appear it would be to say that there is something more after death and that God exists. As it is, the evolutionists that are dumb enough to worship this are just that. Darwin wasn't God. He said we evolved from monkeys. This stain is just a stain. A true Darwinist wouldn't be found dead worshipping a stain that is obviously a hoax, just a stain, or work of dark forces trying to guide people away from God. However if it was a message from Darwin, don't you think it would be one saying, look at me, there is life after death and I was not completely correct in my ideas?. I'm not against Darwinism. I'm against worshipping a human being who denounced the idea of God and people trying to make Darwin to be a God. Darwin was a man. This is just a stain.
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I believe in both darwinisim AND creationisim:

I believe that there is some ultimate being who is activly changing our genetic code and traits with each generation.(Think Spore)
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Well, actually I have no idea what this is saying. So Ill just get off this page.

But still, scientists that beleive in that evolution stuff are nutter full of orange juice and a penut for a brain.
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