Evolutionists rejoice! Darwin has made a miraculous appearance in a concrete wall:
A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin—author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary movement—made manifest on a concrete wall in downtown Dayton.
"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits," said Darlene Freiberg, one among a growing crowd assembled here to see the mysterious stain, which appeared last Monday on one side of the Rhea County Courthouse. The building was also the location of the famed "Scopes Monkey Trial" and is widely considered one of Darwinism's holiest sites. "Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested."
Added Freiberg, "Behold the power and glory of the scientific method!"
From the satirical website The Onion (yeah, it's fiction. No emails, please!): Link - via Locust & Honey
Previously on Neatorama: August 2006: a Busy Month for Religious Sightings
But still, scientists that beleive in that evolution stuff are nutter full of orange juice and a penut for a brain.
JESUS IS THE WAY, THE TRUTH, AND THE LIFE.
is your name perhaps Paul Ford?
I believe that there is some ultimate being who is activly changing our genetic code and traits with each generation.(Think Spore)