Evolutionist Sighting: Darwin Appears as a Stain on a Concrete Wall

1. SD
   September 15th, 2008 at 1:29 am

   Hahahahahahahaha! I love it.

2. Woogie
   September 15th, 2008 at 1:44 am

   Looks more like Chewbacca.

3. Jacki
   September 15th, 2008 at 4:23 am

   It’s so ironic. Hahaha. Brilliant!

4. bradbury
   September 15th, 2008 at 6:08 am

   soooo… either god is real & he wants to tell us that darwin is right which would make creationism wrong or everything about it is completely random. which also would disprove creationism. nice!

5. Retrokatze
   September 15th, 2008 at 6:26 am

   Cue the fundies, who can’t differentiate between satire and reality, to scream: “See, I KNEW evolution was a religion!”.

6. ted
   September 15th, 2008 at 6:40 am

   I was thinking Chewbacca, as well.

   They probably deliberately wanted it to be a stretch for it to actually look like Darwin, the same way the whole Jesus and Mary faces are usually a stretch.

7. LoyLoy Gupta
   September 15th, 2008 at 7:42 am

   Chewbacca has my vote

8. Byrd
   September 15th, 2008 at 10:50 am

   Darwin? That’s freaking Chewbacca.

9. Justin
   September 15th, 2008 at 11:43 am

   haha, and yeah I agree retrokatze. You know there is some creationist blog out there that has this as their front page link.

10. AdamG
    September 15th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    Darwin was a drug addict who wanted to bang his mom.

11. Jimbo
    September 15th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    I know Dayton, TN, they are all a bunch of fools up there.

12. homero
    September 15th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    “Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested.”

    That’s exactly what I thought. And Chewbacca, of couerse.

13. Jimbo
    September 15th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Q: Do you know what a 15 year old girl in Dayton Tennessee says during sex?

    A: Get off of me daddy, you are crushing my cigarettes!

14. MoonCake
    September 15th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    adamG– obama was a drug addict. and it’s a psychological phenomena that most men have the desire to bang their mom (and vice versa with girls and their fathers). so, that doesn’t really discredit darwin. it just re-establishes that he is, in fact, human.

    i was absolutely shocked to read this.. and then i saw it was from the onion and wiped my brow with a huge *phew*.

15. Zurmac
    September 15th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    It’s a WOOKIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arrrggrrggarr

16. CheeseDuck
    September 15th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    The power of Darwin can purify my genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits! Praise Darwin! Amen!
    *wink*

17. Jesus is Good
    September 15th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    Its a shame the Bible’s teachings are so belittled in our society. I pray that mrs Palin and Mr Mccain is able to restore fairness to our educational system, so that BOTH sides of the controversy are taught. The students need to know…

18. Woogie
    September 15th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    The students already get their fill of fiction in English class mate.

19. dogrun81
    September 15th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    I am one of the “fundies” as is apparently the prefered name. Yes, I did notice this was not real. Believe it or not, there actually are christians who are sane, rational, intelligent (relatively), and have a sense of humor. Don’t get your info from “Carrie”.

    It is chewbacca!

20. Retrokatze
    September 16th, 2008 at 5:54 am

    Mooncake: “and it’s a psychological phenomena that most men have the desire to bang their mom (and vice versa with girls and their fathers).”

    Got any studies to proof that or are you kidding?

    Jesus is Good: “[...]so that BOTH sides of the controversy are taught.”

    Except, there IS NO controversy!

    dogrun81: “[...] there actually are christians who are sane, rational, intelligent (relatively), and have a sense of humor.”

    Those characteristics would actually exempt them from the status “fundie”.

21. Jesus is Good
    September 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    “Except, there IS NO controversy!”

    Actually there is, you should read publications like the Creation Technical Journal…Ken Ham is a very articulate intelligent voice of reason against you darwinists…although I might not personally win a debate against atheist scientitst, I believe what Mr. Ham and his friend s say because I believe in the Bible as the literal Word of God and so do they.
    The fossils were laid down by the flood of noah which is referenced in almost every culture and the truth is our world is only about 10k years old TOPS.

    It is sad to see these athiests monopolizing our schools with propoganda hopefully Mrs Palin and Mr McCain will bring God back into the science classroom because he belongs in every class, our nation was founded by Christians as a Christian nation so thats the way it should be.

22. Disgusting
    September 16th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    I almost threw up after reading that last comment from “Jesus is Good”…man! Our country is going down the drain, backwards through time. Went straight to barackobama.com and sent him 20 bucks, I feel better now. He’s not perfect but man…at least he wont feel indebted to those people.

    Hey ‘Jesus is Good’, check out venganza.org. You’ll be in good company!

23. Retrokatze
    September 16th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Jesus is Good: “Ken Ham is a very articulate intelligent voice of reason against you darwinists.”

    Yes, he’s such a winner, even his fellow creationists can’t stand him anymore.

    Okay, I’ll stop feeding the troll now.

24. Reverand Katie Conner
    January 6th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    I have a problem with this stain being of Darwin for the mere fact that evolutionists don’t believe in God, and those that would believe in God wouldn’t be worshipping Darwin for certain. If Darwin was to appear it would be to say that there is something more after death and that God exists. As it is, the evolutionists that are dumb enough to worship this are just that. Darwin wasn’t God. He said we evolved from monkeys. This stain is just a stain. A true Darwinist wouldn’t be found dead worshipping a stain that is obviously a hoax, just a stain, or work of dark forces trying to guide people away from God. However if it was a message from Darwin, don’t you think it would be one saying, look at me, there is life after death and I was not completely correct in my ideas?. I’m not against Darwinism. I’m against worshipping a human being who denounced the idea of God and people trying to make Darwin to be a God. Darwin was a man. This is just a stain.

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