Mail Order Husbands

By John Farrier in Everything Else on Sep 12, 2008 at 7:56 pm





Need a hubby of quality? Through Mail Order Husbands, you can snag a top-tier bachelor like this one. Link via The Presurfer


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  1. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    Sep 12th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    I wonder if those poor, unattractive people know their photos are being used for entertainment/mockery…

  2. CheeseDuck
    Sep 12th, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    Hmm. How much bang do I get for my buck?

  3. Larfin Jackarse
    Sep 12th, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    Ha ha they are ugly.

  4. Johnny Cat
    Sep 12th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    yeah huh, you never hear of that. I know 2 people who are married to mail-order brides, though. And they’re happy and normal.

  5. Larfin Jackarse
    Sep 13th, 2008 at 5:29 am

    @Johnny Cat
    How do they get them through the mail?

  6. Wigglewobble
    Sep 13th, 2008 at 6:10 am

    This sounds like http://www.marryourdaughter.com … which was a joke, they revealed…

  7. ted
    Sep 13th, 2008 at 8:02 am

    You should take the compatibility survey there. That was probably the funniest part.

    I also liked the disclaimer:

    We respect your desire for privacy. Data collected from this form will only be shared with valued partners of mailorderhusbands.net or companies that offer attractive licensing terms.

  8. Johnny Cat
    Sep 13th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Jackarse: FedEx works wonders!

  9. Fail Funnies
    Sep 13th, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Wow, I have never seen such a thing. You would usually see mail order brides instead. Mail order men would be a total FAIL by the description of this profile ;>)

  10. MsSatisfaction G.
    Nov 28th, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    You would think that a website advertising mail order husbands would be a failure, but I’m here to tell ya that judging from the brand of men I’m surrounded by… I’m about ready to sign up my damn self! lol!


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