Here's the best desktop organizer I've seen in years: the Desktop Butt Station:
It's a desktop organizer that looks like a fellow sitting on the john. Besides the spaces to hold pens and Post-it Notes, the figure holds adhesive tape in his hands as if it were a roll of toilet paper.
As a special touch, the toilet itself can hold paper clips. The colorful guy has a magnet in his butt so the paper clips stick to it when you lift him up!
http://www.stupid.com/fun/BUTT.html - via Presurfer