He-Man + Mustache + Mullet + Chaps = Rio-Blast!

By Alex in Comics & Cartoons, Toys on Aug 25, 2008 at 2:26 am

What do you get when you add a mustache, a mullet hair-do and chaps to He-Man?
Why, you get the best Masters of the Universe character ever: Rio-Blast!

According to Wikipedia, Rio-Blast is a cowboy and an old, good friend of He-Man (hmmm, Brokeback Mountain good, maybe?). In fact, he’s so cowboy that his favorite thing in the world is cooking chili.

Super Punch blog has more on the guy: Link (with video clip)


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  1. Archbob
    Aug 25th, 2008 at 2:28 am

    He looks like he-man more than anything else.

  2. Thommy
    Aug 25th, 2008 at 8:31 am

    He doesn’t look like he-man … but he looks like Man-at-arms the father of Teela …

  3. Justin
    Aug 25th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    your life must suck pretty bad if your favorite thing to do is cook chili

  4. Brian
    Aug 25th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    Mullet? Umm…I don’t think so.


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