Caption Monkey 39: Now That’s a Mercedes!

Posted by Alex in Caption Monkey, Car & Vehicle, Pictures on August 20, 2008 at 11:53 am



Photo provenance and back story unknown, if you know, please share- Thanks Ricky!

I’m at a loss for words on this one, folks - the car is so … ghettofabulous!

So, for today’s Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey game, maybe you can do better: the funniest caption will win an original Laugh-Out-Loud cartoon by Adam "Ape" Lad" Koford.

Contest rules are darned simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please (you can submit as many funny ones you can think of!)

And be sure to visit Adam’s blog for some fun and inspiring Laugh-Out-Loud cartoons.

Update 8/20/08 - Adam Koford has picked the winner! Congratulations to Gregg who won with “Hey, what kind of car is that?“


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37 comments to "Caption Monkey 39: Now That’s a Mercedes!"

  1. unohav_1
    August 20th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Bill was excited when he got hired on at Mercedes…until he saw the company car…

  2. Jose Briseno
    August 20th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Don’t they know the steering wheel goes “inside” the car.

  3. Gregg
    August 20th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    “Hey, what kind of car is that?”

  4. Barry
    August 20th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    In his heart, John knew using the hood ornament as a target sight was wrong…

  5. madhen
    August 20th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    “If you think that’s big, you ought to see my Adidas!”

  6. Danny Griffith
    August 20th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Looks like Flava Flav found a new necklace.

  7. Jody
    August 20th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    If you think my hood ornament is huge.. You should see my wife!!.

  8. Collin
    August 20th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    … And they thought it was a mitsubishi…

  9. Dewey
    August 20th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Alright, who installed the flux capacitor on the outside?

  10. bee
    August 20th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Mo’cedes than usual.

  11. bean
    August 20th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    Now that his new sight was installed, John was finally ready to get revenge on Critical Mass.

  12. Gina Sigal
    August 20th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    Beer pockets, and apparently ripple taste.

  13. Tim
    August 20th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    Someone’s compensating for something.

  14. nate
    August 20th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    Although Bob was very impressed with his new enlarging raygun, his attempts to make things gigantic were soon thwarted by his horrible aim. Needless to say he will never stand near anything when he’s wearing his shiny big belt buckle again.

  15. S-r-ex
    August 20th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Steal please!

  16. Ben Ultimatum
    August 20th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    “Mercedes logo? I thought it was a peace sign.”

  17. lionheart
    August 20th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    that’s a big Mercedes sign.

  18. Hiddnfox
    August 20th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    A recent raid on one of Saddam’s palaces discovered this new treasure! and also more proof that Saddam was trying everything in the book to make up for his lack of manhood.

  19. cwilliamson
    August 20th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    Just to see what would happen, I dropped a Viagra in my gas tank.

  20. Zu
    August 20th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    The Year was 1987…
    “Yo! Bum Rush The Show” Had Just Been Released…
    and in this car, Flavor Flav saw the life of luxury he had dreamed of for so long…

  21. CheeseDuck
    August 20th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    “Now That’s a Mercedes!”

    “Yes! Yes it is!”

  22. JH's corpse
    August 20th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    it was the adulation of every kid in da hood.

  23. G C
    August 20th, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    “Guess what this guy’s over-compensating for.”

  24. Sean
    August 20th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    This is what happens when you wash your Mercedes in hot water.

  25. jacob
    August 20th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    Wait a second so you’re telling me thats not the a peace sign. Damn and its already arc welded

  26. destiny
    August 20th, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    “I figure I’d replace the emblem with the steering wheel to make it easier to drive with handcuffs because that’s how I roll…”

  27. Christophe
    August 20th, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    New scope 5000! Roadkill made easier!

  28. ernest
    August 20th, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    that Mercedes is a HOOP-t

  29. Brs
    August 21st, 2008 at 12:05 am

    Hazel was forced to extreme measures after the last accident…Now she’ll have better aim.

  30. clairmonde
    August 21st, 2008 at 1:07 am

    Mo’cedes! Mo’cedes! MO!

  31. MariV
    August 21st, 2008 at 6:56 am

    Can you see it now? Can YOU see it now?

  32. Recondomoe
    August 21st, 2008 at 7:03 am

    Why yes, as a matter of fact, it is a Mercedes.

  33. Fuzzy Dunlop
    August 21st, 2008 at 8:34 am

    German engineering at its not-so-finest.

  34. Nate Metcalf
    August 21st, 2008 at 8:37 am

    It’s a case of Farvegnugen gone horribly wrong

  35. Fuzzy Dunlop
    August 21st, 2008 at 8:41 am

    The much-anticipated launch of the world’s smallest Mercedes was sent back to the drawing board.

  36. tripleX
    August 21st, 2008 at 10:21 am

    The new mobile Mercedes logo.

  37. tripleX
    August 21st, 2008 at 11:10 am

    One fine day the driver will notice it looks like a big asshole.


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