Caption Monkey 39: Now That's a Mercedes! - Neatorama

Photo provenance and back story unknown, if you know, please share- Thanks Ricky!

I'm at a loss for words on this one, folks - the car is so ... ghettofabulous!

So, for today's Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey game, maybe you can do better: the funniest caption will win an original Laugh-Out-Loud cartoon by Adam "Ape" Lad" Koford.

Contest rules are darned simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please (you can submit as many funny ones you can think of!)

And be sure to visit Adam's blog for some fun and inspiring Laugh-Out-Loud cartoons.

Update 8/20/08 - Adam Koford has picked the winner! Congratulations to Gregg who won with "Hey, what kind of car is that?"

Bill was excited when he got hired on at Mercedes...until he saw the company car...

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Don't they know the steering wheel goes "inside" the car.

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"Hey, what kind of car is that?"

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In his heart, John knew using the hood ornament as a target sight was wrong...

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"If you think that's big, you ought to see my Adidas!"

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Looks like Flava Flav found a new necklace.

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If you think my hood ornament is huge.. You should see my wife!!.

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... And they thought it was a mitsubishi...

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Alright, who installed the flux capacitor on the outside?

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Mo'cedes than usual.

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Now that his new sight was installed, John was finally ready to get revenge on Critical Mass.

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Beer pockets, and apparently ripple taste.

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Someone's compensating for something.

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Although Bob was very impressed with his new enlarging raygun, his attempts to make things gigantic were soon thwarted by his horrible aim. Needless to say he will never stand near anything when he's wearing his shiny big belt buckle again.

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Steal please!

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"Mercedes logo? I thought it was a peace sign."

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that's a big Mercedes sign.

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A recent raid on one of Saddam's palaces discovered this new treasure! and also more proof that Saddam was trying everything in the book to make up for his lack of manhood.

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Just to see what would happen, I dropped a Viagra in my gas tank.

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The Year was 1987...
"Yo! Bum Rush The Show" Had Just Been Released...
and in this car, Flavor Flav saw the life of luxury he had dreamed of for so long...

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"Now That's a Mercedes!"

"Yes! Yes it is!"

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it was the adulation of every kid in da hood.

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"Guess what this guy's over-compensating for."

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This is what happens when you wash your Mercedes in hot water.

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Wait a second so you're telling me thats not the a peace sign. Damn and its already arc welded

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"I figure I'd replace the emblem with the steering wheel to make it easier to drive with handcuffs because that's how I roll..."

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New scope 5000! Roadkill made easier!

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that Mercedes is a HOOP-t

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Hazel was forced to extreme measures after the last accident...Now she'll have better aim.

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Mo'cedes! Mo'cedes! MO!

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Can you see it now? Can YOU see it now?

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Why yes, as a matter of fact, it is a Mercedes.

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German engineering at its not-so-finest.

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It's a case of Farvegnugen gone horribly wrong

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The much-anticipated launch of the world's smallest Mercedes was sent back to the drawing board.

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The new mobile Mercedes logo.

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One fine day the driver will notice it looks like a big asshole.

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It's not conspicuous consumption unless everyone can see it.

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