Caption Monkey 38: Another Satisfied Customer!

1. Pat J
   August 12th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

   Too easy.

2. Mark D
   August 12th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

   I see this man took advantage of the 'order to go' option.

3. Pat J
   August 12th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

   "Unfortunate Places to Stand": no. 21 in a series of 50.

4. Chris
   August 12th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

   Oh hi...I just applied for the mascot position at the Big Belly Deli. I like my chances.

5. nate
   August 12th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

   "Hello....Bob? Yes...I'm standing in front of what appears to be a very ironic situation...."

6. tripleX
   August 12th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

   Hello, liquorstore? I like to order a sixpack, please.

7. sybann
   August 12th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

   AND they haz an ATM machine so we nevr haz to leaf!

8. Jux
   August 12th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

   "Where the hell are you? Well, I'm not waiting another minute -- I'm going in!"

9. Em
   August 12th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

   "Hay u lookin for a good time? *belch*"

10. Phil
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    "Hi, do you deliver?"

11. Jsahko
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Just walked from parking lot...whew...winded. Go ahead...order...without...me

12. Jacoby87
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    A concrete wall separates Dave from his destination.

13. Dave
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    Bob stood outside the diner, satisfied but still saddened over Joon's departure.

    (if you don't get it, check out the 2008-08-06 entry on whereisbob)

14. Madoc
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    "Hello, ma? I'm gonna be late - don't wait up"

15. JC
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    I liked the Big Belly Deli so much, I bought it!

16. JC
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Bob stops to contemplate his future as yet another delivery fails to make it as far as the curb.

17. JC
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    *BUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!*

18. Jacoby87
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    At one moment he was so happy to be an American he saluted the flag. Then, a moment later, he was so happy to be going to the deli for a roast beef double ham 'n mayo deluxe sandwich, he saluted the deli sign.

19. Jsahko
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    Myocardial infarction little know symptom: ever-so subtle tingling behind the right ear.

20. Patrick Henry
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    He was aware of the word "irony", but even more aware of the need to color coordinate! "Let's see...the flag matches the no parking zone and ATM, good good...But there's no blue in front of the wall!" He "sprang" into action, and assumed a "pensive" position.

21. Any Given Tuesday
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    One man ponders, "Is 'apropos' something that tastes better with 'apposite' and a shot of mustard?"

22. nate
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    Jerry immediately knew that he should've driven by his corner ahead of time when his pimp handed out assignments.

23. Jacoby87
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    "Honey, Big Belly Deli's reopened. That's right. Bring me my lucky sweatpants."

24. Patrick Henry
    August 12th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    ooh! I vote for the mascot and the flag saluting comments! LOL!

25. Jsahko
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    This is Bluebird, operation Hog The Fuck Out is a go,
    I repeat...

26. bucketoclams
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    "What do you mean they opened a store in my honor?"

27. Wendell Wittler
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    Hello, Diet Travel Agency? I was on one of your group tours, and they stopped in back of this place and started pushing everybody into the "Deliveries Only" entrance, and... well, have you ever seen the movie "Soylent Green"?

28. nate
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    HAAA HAA HAA HAA HAAA @ jsahko

    2nd to bucketoclams

29. Jacoby87
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    This could be a motivational poster saying: "Sometimes destiny is right behind you."

30. Alan
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    All things considered Bob thought the new place was just as good as "The Spare Tire Eatery" and "The Muffin Top Cafe."

31. Jacoby87
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Big Belly Deli takes on a completely different marketing strategy than food chain Subway. "Dave gained 120 pounds by eating nothing but Big Belly Deli in just one year!"

32. Mike D
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    "And who said targeted branding isn't effective."

33. Alan
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Jim's friends stayed hidden inside the fake deli, ready for the intervention.

34. Jeff Sparkman
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    "Yeah, I gotta go, Cheryl. The irony police are pulling up."

35. idogcow
    August 12th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Wishing. So. Hard. For. A. Place. To. Call. Home....

36. Martin
    August 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    Bill was momentarily distracted from his daily routine by the sight of the new "Earwax Emporium" that had opened across the street.

37. Ben2012
    August 12th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    "Hello, Big Belly Deli? You need to widen your door..."

38. BrianK
    August 12th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Hello, 911.... They made my sandwich wrong AGAIN!!!

39. Mitochondria
    August 12th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Val Kilmer's career isn't what it used to be.

40. sise
    August 12th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    GET IN MY BELLY

41. mjgolli
    August 12th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    "...hey, you have to get down here right now. They are almost out of food!"

42. Brayden
    August 12th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    It's times like these Dave wished he never got that second gastric bypass.

43. stinkyplum
    August 12th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Dude- Stop, look and lessen.

44. MaryWit
    August 12th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Big Jelly Belly here to Big Belly Deli--can you hear me now?

45. Miss Cellania
    August 12th, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    I laughed out loud at the "lucky sweatpants"!

46. Inertia
    August 12th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    "Hello, Bob? Yeah... really funny. Big Belly Deli. You're a card."
    "You're where, now?"
    "Across the street?"
    "With a camera?"
    ...
    "Jerk."

47. Inertia
    August 12th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    -OR-

    "I'm not just the president - I'm also a client!"

48. Church
    August 12th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    "So I go in and ask them if they serve pork bellies, and the guy just starts laughing his head off."

49. Kurt Christie
    August 12th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    yeah, they wanna use me in their ads.....

50. Kurt Christie
    August 12th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    okay, I left your corned beef beside the atm....

51. Ashley W
    August 12th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    Rub belly for luck and free sammich. Eternal Noms.

52. Jsahko
    August 12th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    Ben swats absentmindedly at the angel on his shoulder as it suggests, "perhaps a healthier alternative..."

53. Redhead
    August 12th, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    omg, that guy looks just like my boss!!

54. Jsahko
    August 12th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    Jared on the phone to his agent: "I just don't know how much longer I can do this, Stan, I mean just last night I had this awful dream where I was standing outside of this restaurant..."

55. TwoDragons
    August 12th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    "I wuz wearin a sammich board...but I eated it."

    (Reference: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/15/i-made-you-a-cookie/ )

    --TwoDragons

56. Jsahko
    August 12th, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    Just when Reggie thought his new neighborhood had nothing to offer, no parks, no community center, no library, he rounded the corner and boom! Nirvana!

57. Jsahko
    August 12th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    Ok, ok. Heads, I go home to Wanda and her tuna casserole. Tails...oh fuck it.

58. Jsahko
    August 12th, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    No, really, I know this great little place...I'll meet you.
    It's on the corner of Coronary and Bypass.

59. Jsahko
    August 12th, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Just then, Billy's internal soundtrack incorrectly began to play Eye of the Tiger. Rallying him for yet another "all-you-can-eat Hot-dog Day Afternoon" at the Big Belly.

    Duh...tch...duh duuh duh ...tch...duh duuh duh... tch...duh duuh Duuuh!...

60. MaryWit
    August 12th, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    This is why it's called Amurrica the beauty-full.

61. ted
    August 12th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Sad that so many people would make fun of this person.

    Would it be so funny if it were a fat woman in the picture?

62. rylo
    August 12th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    the lucky sweatpants better win...i was laughing too hard to see phelps win another race!

63. Leisa
    August 12th, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    "Hey Nellie, it's Kelly. Am I at the right place?"

64. pongsi
    August 12th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    "..you can't miss me..."

65. nicholasg
    August 12th, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    "Hi,Big Belly Deli. Listen, you still have that lunch buffet thing right? Well....do you have any terms and conditions about buckets...You don't...See you soon"

66. Marissa
    August 12th, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    Finally, truth in advertising...

67. Rob
    August 12th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    Biggest Loser, Season 1: Where are they Now?

68. Marissa
    August 12th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    Three Double Pastrami Sandwiches...$30.00
    One Bottomless Diet Cola...$1.00
    Picture of you and your big belly posted on Neatorama...Priceless

69. Ellen
    August 12th, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    Fatboy iz home!

70. Christophe
    August 12th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    Dang! I thougt it was the Big Dick Deli.

    (sorry)

71. MariV
    August 12th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    Big Belly Deli presents its new mascot: "Big Belly Blues".

72. Shelby
    August 12th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    One billion over-served

73. Steve
    August 13th, 2008 at 2:54 am

    "The food here sucks! It's back to Giant Belly Delly for me."

74. JackAsh
    August 13th, 2008 at 4:44 am

    Hello? Can you give me the number to the Big Belly Deli, and the location of the nearest ATM?

75. clairmonde
    August 13th, 2008 at 4:48 am

    Failing to bring Big Belly Deli more business, Jared decided to walkout and attempt to get a job at Subway.

76. Recondomoe
    August 13th, 2008 at 6:16 am

    Now, let me think, where was it I was going?

77. Jyo
    August 13th, 2008 at 7:10 am

    The sign originally read "OATMEAL MACHINE", but Bubba had a bite out of that, too.

78. dragon tryst
    August 13th, 2008 at 9:05 am

    meet me at the drop-off point... and you might get your sandwich back.

79. Jsahko
    August 13th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    Just when you think you have a place where you finally fit in - where you and you kind are at last welcome - the only-marginally-overweight start to show up and screw it all up.

80. Cari Goldman
    August 13th, 2008 at 10:20 am

    "I don't get it"

81. Cari Goldman
    August 13th, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Sometimes you have to go
    Where everybody knows your name
    And they're always glad you came
    (Theme from "Cheers")

82. Mike Ferrara
    August 13th, 2008 at 10:30 am

    No, no, no!!! I was looking for Big Belly Bakery damn it! Now I am late for the meeting. Damn.... Hey, is that a reuben special I see?

83. Lesa
    August 13th, 2008 at 10:49 am

    Hello, Health Inspectors office.
    Headquarters, this is agent PB (pot belly)
    This disguise is working great! No one suspects a thing.
    Now going into establishment...........

84. Heather
    August 13th, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Has belly must fill.

    Singles ad

    One large lonely belly looking for someone to help fill the void.

85. Jessica
    August 13th, 2008 at 11:49 am

    "I'm goin', I'm goin'...'"

86. Matt
    August 13th, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Why did they kick me out? I fit the criteria.

87. Gladeye
    August 13th, 2008 at 11:58 am

    "Hello, operator? There seems to be some sort of pseudo-industrial acujack the keeps alpha-jerking me three feet in front of this phone booth everytime I put my coins in the slot. Plus, I'm fat."

88. Stratoblogster
    August 13th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    "Yeah Honey, I'm at an ATM, I'll call you back in a few minutes ok!"

89. RM
    August 13th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    He´ll smoke a cigar after eating lunch.

90. BgScry
    August 13th, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    Walk in a customer, leave a mascot.

91. BgScry
    August 13th, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    Hello...Jared?

92. jimmyhoffascorpse
    August 14th, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Fatasses apply within

93. FlyingFaster
    August 14th, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Huh, so because you get slammed for racial, gender, haircolor, and similar jokes, you go and spew your bile at the last thing you can discriminate against.

    Bet you feel powerful now eh?

    Twits.

94. jenjen
    August 15th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Roger, plagued for years with excessive self-esteem, followed his doctor's orders to stand one hour a day outside the one place where he knew he'd be the butt of every Internet hipster's keen wit and bile. It was cheaper than meds, but he missed his lunch hour.

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