Lonely Man + Holey Park Bench = Epic Fail

Posted by Alex in Crime & Law on August 11, 2008 at 1:56 am


No, I won’t tell you the story behind this strange photo to the left – that’s
for you to find out when you follow the link – but I will tell you that the guy isn’t dead. Nope, he’s very much alive. Too much, if you ask me.

The next time you men see a bench in the park, you’ll think of this story, I promise.

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12 comments to "Lonely Man + Holey Park Bench = Epic Fail"

  1. Frank
    August 11th, 2008 at 2:21 am

    Uhhhhh yeahhhh... Big bad boody bench...

  2. Holey
    August 11th, 2008 at 2:45 am

    Ouch.... Must be quite desperate to fit into those small holes.

  3. pfelelep
    August 11th, 2008 at 3:55 am

    Seen on HK's newaspapers, with pictures of the victim.

    ...

    ...I mean the guy!

    The guy's the victim, not the bench!

  4. popeye
    August 11th, 2008 at 5:41 am

    i watched the clip of this guy moaning when the medic were draining his blood out from the news on tv..what a way to be famous.

  5. ted
    August 11th, 2008 at 5:52 am

    Holey?

  6. Ty
    August 11th, 2008 at 9:40 am

    i'm glad the benches here are all slatted, not holey--i'd love to forget this story.

  7. rahuu
    August 11th, 2008 at 11:28 am

    The bench was asking for it. If it hadn't made itself look so sexy, it wouldn't have gotten into this position.

  8. kid_icarus
    August 11th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    i want to know what made this guy think that would be pleasurable in the least bit?

  9. PR
    August 11th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    Don´t judge the man. Those shiny little holes look tempting and.... mmmmm

  10. Johnny Cat
    August 11th, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    Sorry, but as a guy, and a hater of other guys that are ruining it for the rest of us, I gotta judge.

  11. Johnny Cat
    August 11th, 2008 at 11:07 pm

    The Onion Movie had a skit about this, so no flames about the mentally ill, please.

  12. Alex
    August 11th, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    hol·ey (h?'l?) pronunciation
    adj., -i·er, -i·est.
    Having holes or full of holes.


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