No, I won't tell you the story behind this strange photo to the left - that's
for you to find out when you follow the link - but I will tell you that the guy isn't dead. Nope, he's very much alive. Too much, if you ask me.
The next time you men see a bench in the park, you'll think of this story, I promise.
...
...I mean the guy!
The guy's the victim, not the bench!
adj., -i·er, -i·est.
Having holes or full of holes.