The Periodic Table of Awesoments


The picture here is just a small corner of the Periodic Table of Awesoments, since you need to read the kind of awesome elements it contains.
Modern day awesominers know there are actually 118 fundamental "awesoments" that compose all good things. The Periodic table of Awesoments can be a very useful tool. It's designed to show the relationships between awesoments, and often one can even predict how awesoments interact simply by their positions on the table.

http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa&title=ptoa -via Gorilla Mask

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There is a commercial airing now which advertises some product then shows a man blowing a bubble and encapsulating a kitten in the bubble. The man says something like "We can put kittens in bubbles" and this has nothing at all to do with the product. Same strategy of transference.
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totally agreeing with Matt...selling a food product definitely requires a cleaner looking set and, much as i like kittens, i don't want to think about kitten hair in my salsa.
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It's a cute concept (because who doesn't love cavorting baby animals?), but yeah... that set was pretty nasty-looking to be hawking a food product. And honestly, when I'm thinking of salsa, Brooklyn is not the first place that comes to mind.
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@WordyGrrl: Only if it's salsa made from chopped-up hipsters.

But then, if I want to taste PBR and bitterness, I'll just go to a liquor store and grab a lime or two at the checkout.

I guess I can get a pack of American Spirit smokes to throw in there, too while I'm at it.

But yes, that set was uncool for a food shoot.

...Maybe they were Hipster Kittens in their dirty hipster apartment?
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SUCH good salsa and SUCH cute kittens! They filmed this at an animal shelter, not in a kitchen. And you may not think of Brooklyn for salsa, but they don't make your ordinary salsa...
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