The Periodic Table of Awesoments - Neatorama

The picture here is just a small corner of the Periodic Table of Awesoments, since you need to read the kind of awesome elements it contains.

Modern day awesominers know there are actually 118 fundamental "awesoments" that compose all good things. The Periodic table of Awesoments can be a very useful tool. It's designed to show the relationships between awesoments, and often one can even predict how awesoments interact simply by their positions on the table.

http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa&title=ptoa -via Gorilla Mask

The author has some violence issues.

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While the awsomements are obviously male oriented, I have to ask one thing: Where be the women? Surely Marilyn Monroe or Bridgette Bardot deserve a place on the list.
I'm just sayin'.

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Where is the beef??? Beef trumps ANY of these awesome items. And I'd have to agree with Mel. I'd sacrifice Bob Saget for Marilyn Monroe any day!!

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Bob Saget and William Shatner are awesome? I think they're being facetious.

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Yeah, too bad he doesn't know how to spell "fighter".

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Simply the most awesome thing is bacon. When you divide anything of these things up, you will eventually get bacon.

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Bob Saget and William Shatner don't belong on the same list with all these implements of violence and destruction....

Oh, wait. Maybe they do. As targets.

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Awesome! But Trilobites way down in the rare earths? They're more fundamentally awesome than that! Bacon as #1 works, though.

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