The Ten Commandments in Road Sign Pictograms

1. SenorMysterioso
   August 4th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

   thou shall not, in the library with the candlestick

2. jollyllama
   August 4th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

   Neat, but he got the Sabbath day wrong...

3. bean
   August 4th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

   My interpretation, if I didn't know what the commandments are supposed to be:
   1. No religious artwork.
   2. No primetime TV and no sex with cattle.
   3. Women can't swear.
   4. TV is fine, but don't dig in the sun.
   5. No single moms.
   6. No tools.
   7. No threesomes.
   8. If you rob a bank, you cannot do it in multiples of three.
   9. No talking about cattle.
   10. iPhones suck.

4. plainswalker75
   August 4th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

   So, according to #7 it's ok for guys to experiment, but not girls? Innnnnnteresting . . .

5. DaMamaJama
   August 4th, 2008 at 7:43 pm

   bean - you are brilliant - i can't stop laughing

6. ted
   August 4th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

   Where's the ones about "No Olympics" and "No Fat Chicks"?

7. Johnny Cat
   August 4th, 2008 at 10:08 pm

   Bean, I could definitely follow that religion.

8. Johnny Cat
   August 4th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

   Also for Commandment #6: I guess rope, lead pipe, and knife murders are okay.

9. JC
   August 4th, 2008 at 10:43 pm

   8. If you rob a bank, you cannot do it in multiples of three.

   I agree. We have to respect the holy trinity.

10. SoLo
    August 5th, 2008 at 6:30 am

    Thou shalt not be clueless.

11. reyalpdemannu
    August 6th, 2008 at 7:30 am

    #6. Does that look like a pepperbox pistol to anyone else?

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