ZombieHarmony: A Dating Site for the Undead
By John Farrier in Paranormal on Jul 27, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Tired of chasing and feeding on the living alone? Need someone to share the apocalypse with? Sign up for a free account with ZombieHarmony.
Tired of chasing and feeding on the living alone? Need someone to share the apocalypse with? Sign up for a free account with ZombieHarmony.
Now when the zombie apocalypse occurs I can find that special lady of my afterlife. It'll be love at first "Braaaains!". And I'll take her out to dinner at the local barricaded 5 star restaurant.
Hmmmph. I see my ex-girlfriend is on it.
Likes: Brrraiiinnnns
Dislikes: Headshots
Looking for: Brrraiiiinnnns
Interests: Brrrraiinnnssss
Hobbies: Brrrraiinnnssss
Would like to meet up for: Shuffling and Brrrraiinnnssss
A catchy idea that won´t last.
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