Who Does This Look Like?

• androo b.
  July 20th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

  Looks like Michael Jackson to me.

• bayamus
  July 20th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

  ^
  thank you captain obvious

• medussa
  July 20th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

  No question, Michael Jackson. Maybe this was the statue that inspired him to butcher his face?

• littleoslo
  July 20th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

  everyone would knows it’s ancient Michael Jackson

• Jake D.
  July 20th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

  Looks like Tito

• Falkon
  July 20th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

  Wow, this is amazing - Compelling evidence that the ancient Egyptians knew about rhinoplasty!

• Chad Cloman
  July 20th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

  But where’s the white glove?

• d.naked
  July 20th, 2008 at 2:22 pm

  Jacko’s Dorian Gray

• Ali S.
  July 20th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

  This can only mean one thing. Michael Jackson, is an ancient from the past! He lives off the youth of children! D:

• Wiggum
  July 20th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

  It’s Mr. Jefferson of course! Oooh Mr. Jefferson, don’t listen to them.. they are ignorant.

• Peeves
  July 20th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

  No it’s LaToya!

• otterly
  July 20th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

  Holy Shit Yall! Dont stop till ya get enough….

• mikey
  July 20th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

  It’s Naboo from the Mighty Boosh!

• just a guy
  July 20th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

  Well, consideing a lot of Egyptian Status lose their noses (it seems), and this one is no exception, this status really demonstrates that MJ really messed up his nose.

• dan.rosol
  July 20th, 2008 at 11:31 pm

  I HAVE A PICTURE WITH THAT AND I CALL IT THE MICHAEL JACKSON PIC! HAHAHAHA

• JC
  July 21st, 2008 at 12:07 am

  Look at the small hearts above. It has a lot of love to give. Beware kids.

• Øyvind
  July 21st, 2008 at 2:06 am

  Well, yeah, obviously it’s MJ, but I also see some of E.T. in there.
  Coincidence? I don’t know.

• Ajan
  July 21st, 2008 at 6:29 am

  Do you remember the time
  When we fell in love
  Do you remember the time

• DastyNova
  July 21st, 2008 at 8:48 am

  MJ!

• Ally
  July 21st, 2008 at 9:23 am

  I once read that all of his facial modifications seemed to be inspired by the face on the tomb of King Tut, maybe he changed his mind and decided to look more like this guy…

• reyalpdemannu
  July 21st, 2008 at 9:48 am

  looks like a human. sort of.

• hooper
  July 21st, 2008 at 12:55 pm

  Janet/Michael Jackson.

• Rich
  July 21st, 2008 at 1:34 pm

  This just goes to show that the Jackson’s really are from an alien race. See the Jackson’s documentary Stargate to understand more about the family’s history.

• Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
  July 21st, 2008 at 2:42 pm

  It’s Michael Jackson. Here’s my theory: he was the person in Egypt that the statue was based on. Now he’s reincarnated as MJ and is trying to regain his former “good looks”.

  I didn’t say it was a good theory.

• Evilbeagle
  July 21st, 2008 at 5:13 pm

  This guy looks better than MJ, truth be told. But then, MJ probably looks the way he does because he pays this guy in virgin boy blood and tears.

• Scythan
  July 22nd, 2008 at 2:45 am

  Looks like a Gelfling from the Dark Crystal.

• Algonkin
  July 22nd, 2008 at 9:56 am

  Its nose fell off too LOL!!

• Thomas
  July 22nd, 2008 at 11:19 am

  No, the statue has a better nose.

• nicole watt
  August 11th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

  latoya!!, i love you michael
  jackson!!!

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