Five Favorite Fictional Foods

1. Some Boca Dude
   July 14th, 2008 at 8:26 pm

   There is a meal in a can, it's called Campbell's Select Chef Inspired Soup. No water needed, pop the top and dig in with your Zing spoon!!

2. Johnny Cat
   July 14th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

   Ah yes, I've always wondered what a Big Kahuna Burger would be like, although...I've heard they're tasty, but best washed down with a Sprite.

3. 4rchmage
   July 14th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

   Here's the fictional foods list I'd be down for trying out:

   1) Brahmin Burgers (from Fallout 1, 2, & 3 [I hope!]) - Sure to be twice as tasty as Buffalo burgers, right?

   2) Melange aka "Spice" (From Dune) - If you have some you can bridge space and time. You can see in to forevah!

   3) White Flower (from Super Mario Brothers) - You can spit fireballs afterwards... and they bounce!

   4) Blue Milk (from Star Wars) - I've always been curious as to how good it tastes. A part of me believes it is exactly the same as the after-milk from Boo-Berry cereal.

   5) Powerthirst (from CollegeHumor) - I'm intrigued by a drink which claims I can win at Sports, Art, and Arson, and have 400 babies that run like Kenyans. More importantly I wonder what an additive of Anna Kournikova will do to a person.

   6) Celestial Wine (from Exalted, the RPG by White Wolf Games) - One sip and you live for 500 years, drink a bottle and you gain immortality, a great buzz, and absolutely NO hangover afterward.

   7) The Peaches from the Peach tree of Wisdom (from Kung Fu Panda) - I have to admit that seeing them made me wonder if peaches from the tree of wisdom are juicier than those from a normal tree.

4. Ali S.
   July 14th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

   Mmmm...Burger. I was also tempted to figure out where I could get a Kahuna Burger. Just the way Samuel Jackson was eating it and exclaiming how yummy it was drove me up the wall as I had no money to go out and get a burger for myself.

5. SenorMysterioso
   July 14th, 2008 at 10:26 pm

   I prefer Soylent Green, which, I was down with a can of Splurm

6. Burt
   July 14th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

   How is lunchballz not on that list?

   http://lunchballz.com

   This is still pretty good though. I want me some Romulan Ale.

7. bean
   July 14th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

   One of the commenters on that site brought up crottled greeps from The Gripping Hand, which I'd like to see and maybe try. Also, smoked gribble-grubs and Bacchus brandy from the Retief books by Keith Laumer.

8. red
   July 14th, 2008 at 11:15 pm

   Bachelor Chow: It's called cereal.

9. DOJ
   July 15th, 2008 at 3:44 am

   Purina makes a bachelor chow. I've eaten it for years.

10. Viola
    July 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am

    So cat food is crazy homeless lady chow... dog food is Bachelor chow. Interesting.

11. SonOfMagicFact
    July 15th, 2008 at 10:52 am

    Now with flavor!

12. Moon
    July 15th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Wouldn't Bachelor Chow just be frozen burritos?

13. Prophet
    July 15th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    I bet a russian can have a Romulan ale without getting drunk.

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