Five Favorite Fictional Foods

There is a meal in a can, it’s called Campbell’s Select Chef Inspired Soup. No water needed, pop the top and dig in with your Zing spoon!!

Here’s the fictional foods list I’d be down for trying out:

1) Brahmin Burgers (from Fallout 1, 2, & 3 [I hope!]) – Sure to be twice as tasty as Buffalo burgers, right?

2) Melange aka “Spice” (From Dune) – If you have some you can bridge space and time. You can see in to forevah!

3) White Flower (from Super Mario Brothers) – You can spit fireballs afterwards… and they bounce!

4) Blue Milk (from Star Wars) – I’ve always been curious as to how good it tastes. A part of me believes it is exactly the same as the after-milk from Boo-Berry cereal.

5) Powerthirst (from CollegeHumor) – I’m intrigued by a drink which claims I can win at Sports, Art, and Arson, and have 400 babies that run like Kenyans. More importantly I wonder what an additive of Anna Kournikova will do to a person.

6) Celestial Wine (from Exalted, the RPG by White Wolf Games) – One sip and you live for 500 years, drink a bottle and you gain immortality, a great buzz, and absolutely NO hangover afterward.

7) The Peaches from the Peach tree of Wisdom (from Kung Fu Panda) – I have to admit that seeing them made me wonder if peaches from the tree of wisdom are juicier than those from a normal tree.

I prefer Soylent Green, which, I was down with a can of Splurm

One of the commenters on that site brought up crottled greeps from The Gripping Hand, which I’d like to see and maybe try. Also, smoked gribble-grubs and Bacchus brandy from the Retief books by Keith Laumer.

Purina makes a bachelor chow. I’ve eaten it for years.

Now with flavor!

I bet a russian can have a Romulan ale without getting drunk.