High Heel Shoes for Babies

By Alex in Baby & Kids, Fashion, Pictures on Jul 12, 2008 at 2:16 am

That’s right: you’re looking at high heel shoes for babies age 0 to 6 months. They’re "crib shoes" by Heelarious, and it’ll only set you back $35 to make your little princess look fab-yu-lous!

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  1. Frank
    Jul 12th, 2008 at 3:22 am

    That’s creepy.

  2. SenorMysterioso
    Jul 12th, 2008 at 3:32 am

    this seems wrong somehow

  3. fluff
    Jul 12th, 2008 at 4:10 am

    Good idea; cripple your child as early as possible, so it will never walk properly…

  4. Jacki
    Jul 12th, 2008 at 5:08 am

    i think the time frame 0 – 6 months would mean the baby would still be learning how to crawl.

  5. Britt
    Jul 12th, 2008 at 5:37 am

    These are obviously a joke, folks, what with the plush heel and punny name.

  6. ted
    Jul 12th, 2008 at 6:11 am

    That’s setting gender rols at too young an age. Again, allow the child to decide its gender at a more mature age, like 6 or 7.

  7. Evilbeagle
    Jul 12th, 2008 at 7:03 am

    This is so wrong on levels that are hard to even express. Sure, the baby isn’t even walking to know that it’s wearing the most cruel thing outside of a corset (no digs there, I own and wear heels), but they give me this Pam Anderson vibe that grosses me out. Do we really need toddlers to look like hookers?

  8. Justin
    Jul 12th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    UGH, You’re probably right Britt, but this kind of crap is spreading to younger and younger girls. See things like the “lil Bratz”

  9. Sondra
    Jul 12th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Absolutely appalling.

  10. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    Jul 12th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Now you can whore up your infant! Cool. *insert sarcasm here*

  11. Lea
    Jul 12th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Whores. Soon little girls won’t even get a chance. Right out of the womb onto the corner.

  12. JC
    Jul 12th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    At 6 you can buy her a breast surgery.

    This is sick.

  13. Johnny Cat
    Jul 13th, 2008 at 2:04 am

    You are incorrect, Britt. And that is unfortunate, because if you follow the link, these are really for sale, and people will buy them. Sorry, but this is true.

  14. MoonCake
    Jul 13th, 2008 at 8:16 am

    all that’s missing is the baby stripper pole… which can be installed directly into the crib.

  15. ladonna
    Jul 15th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    I love them they are so cute in fact I am 5 months pregnat and I am going to buy my daughter a pait today. If you don’t like them or agree with them then don’t buy them its your choice. And I chose to buiy my little girl a pair or even two. Evenstill since when did wearing high heel shoes make someone a whore.

  16. simon
    Jul 15th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    i’d imagine that the baby would want to slap the bit*h out of whoever makes them wear this.

  17. Tmart
    Jul 16th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    I agree with the others here. Obviously they are meant to be cute but I think it’s wrong. But guess what folks? There is a whole other society out there who is not interested in creating a new wave of Jessica Sarah Parkers. A child’s focus should be on learning and developing, not reinforcing stereo types that women are just dumb bimbos. Unfortunately, people will probably buy these, which is sad.

  18. Knuckles5406
    Aug 12th, 2008 at 10:29 am

    So many ppl commented on these as if high heels are all about sex. I have a friend who just loves high heeled shoes so why wouldnt she want these for her baby girl. They are just a novelty item and I dont think so much negativity needs to be put on these shoes. If you want to talk uneeded fashion what about the hoochie shorts and skirts they are allowing 7 and 8 year olds to wear or the words across little girls butts thats so uncalled for if you ask me.

    Little girls for ages have been playing dress up in mommys heels or heels that are made for little girls and its just fun. I think we as a society think its sick cause that is what society feeds us. If you dont make it out to be sick then your child will never know the differance.

    I have also read places that the heels are going to destroy the babys self image if these shoes only go to 6mo that baby has no clue so I think the ill effects are in ppls head. We as the adults put these negative images in childrens heads the children dont know any better.

    Just my 2 cents…

  19. sandi bliguin
    Mar 25th, 2009 at 12:18 am

    These are wonderful! candy


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