Caption Monkey 35: Puffer Fish!

Posted by Alex in Animal, Caption Monkey on July 8, 2008 at 7:19 am

Photo: Bill Eichenlaub / National Park Service

That’s the o’opu hue spotted puffer (Arothron meleagris), a fiash in the Kaloko-Honokohau National Historical Park in beautiful Hawaii.

Yay! It’s time for Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey game! Funniest caption will win a free monkey (or any other critter) drawing of your choice by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford.

Contest rules are easy: place your caption in the comment section below. One caption per comment, please. You can enter as many funny ones as you can think of. Good luck!

Update 7/8/08 - Adam has picked the winner! Congrats to John M. who won with “Hey you, pull my fin!”

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163 comments to "Caption Monkey 35: Puffer Fish!"

Thorbjørn Kühl
July 8th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Aaaaachoo!
K Bell
July 8th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Tell the truth, do polka dots make me look fat?
Samantha.
July 8th, 2008 at 7:29 am
I’m feeling a bit bloated…
PeteRepeat
July 8th, 2008 at 7:30 am
*Sniffle* *Sniffle* Mommy! I lost my ball again. *sniffle*
michman
July 8th, 2008 at 7:34 am
I knew I shouldn’t of eaten that sushi. I always get this funny reaction.
Clark
July 8th, 2008 at 7:48 am
I knew I should have taken that gas-x!
gg
July 8th, 2008 at 7:49 am
NO…..MORE……BIG MACS. . . . .
jj1910
July 8th, 2008 at 7:55 am
No more Mentos & Coke…
John M.
July 8th, 2008 at 7:56 am
Hey you, pull my fin!
Dave
July 8th, 2008 at 7:59 am
(next frame)… BLAM!
konshuss
July 8th, 2008 at 8:08 am
…meanwhile, at the bottom of Boston Harbour, underwater senator Fish Kennedy calls the committee meeting to order.
“Before the uh, vodker I was the size of a kelp”
Jill
July 8th, 2008 at 8:16 am
“I’m… sailing awaaay…”
Bruce
July 8th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Nemooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
felix
July 8th, 2008 at 8:23 am
…someone get me an antacid. NOW!
Anthony
July 8th, 2008 at 8:23 am
“Go ahead, make my day!”
felix
July 8th, 2008 at 8:26 am
talky talky happy talk, talk about things you like to do. You’ve got to have a dream, if you dont have a dream, how you gonna have a dream come true!
sise
July 8th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Whatchuu meaan dairy gives me gas?!
Mika
July 8th, 2008 at 8:29 am
Oh My God! I have no feet!! I have no feeeeeet…
queenofsheba
July 8th, 2008 at 8:35 am
I think I swallowed my bubble gum.
vjesci
July 8th, 2008 at 8:48 am
“don’t dreme it, be it…the ball that is”
edc
July 8th, 2008 at 8:50 am
and now, heres whats happening in your neck of the woods.
Sharle
July 8th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Man, guess it’s time for some wii fit …
vjesci
July 8th, 2008 at 8:52 am
“camouflage? canteloupe!”
Eric the Red
July 8th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Even though he had never professed any belief in reincarnation, Dom DeLuise was very surprised to find himself returned to the world as a puffer fish.
sirwebster
July 8th, 2008 at 8:52 am
“And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always, love you-ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!
sirwebster
July 8th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Goatse fish is missing hands
Scotchdrnkr
July 8th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Look Mom!!
I’m Dizzy Gillespie!!
konaha
July 8th, 2008 at 8:54 am
“It wasn’t the big bad wolf that blew the houses away.”
Sharle
July 8th, 2008 at 8:56 am
I’ll have more of those nice peanuts, make me feel all weird!
Nolberto
July 8th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Well the doctor says it’s glandular….
gtstiggy
July 8th, 2008 at 9:02 am
does holding my breath make me look fat?
gtstiggy
July 8th, 2008 at 9:06 am
unfortunately for paco the puffer fish, no one ever told him that eating the kick ball would automatically disqualify him from the game.
sparkes
July 8th, 2008 at 9:08 am
“And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint”
K.M.
July 8th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Who wants a kiiiissssss!?
Brian MacAdam
July 8th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Shit…
Jim
July 8th, 2008 at 9:38 am
In Finding Nemo 2, Pixar created the lovable character “Puffy” to highlight the growing epidemic of childhood obesity. Voiced by Sean Combs.
Dude
July 8th, 2008 at 9:42 am
I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!
Timothy Collins
July 8th, 2008 at 9:48 am
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”
Kyle
July 8th, 2008 at 9:50 am
I knew I shouldn’t have had that peanut.
Helen W
July 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Na na, na na na na na na na na, Katamari Damacy.
Bender
July 8th, 2008 at 9:52 am
David Beckham, soccer player, was recently fined $10, 000 and charged with one count of animal cruelty after an errant kick of the ball during practice landed in the Pacific Ocean.
Nicolas Mugavero
July 8th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Most fish see things as they are and say, “Why?” I dream of being a basketball and say “Why not?”
Leemz
July 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am
I iz full
Iron Shemp
July 8th, 2008 at 9:59 am
David Michaels, a novice chef, misses a step in preparing coconut-stuffed fugu on this week’s Iron Chef.
Weeton
July 8th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Blow me.
Simon J. James
July 8th, 2008 at 10:02 am
“Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball…”
CptKidd
July 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
“IMMA CHARGIN’ MA LAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Nicolas Mugavero
July 8th, 2008 at 10:13 am
“Secretary Paulson, the effects of inflation seem to be more pervasive than we first imagined possible.”
“Dear God, you are an idiot George.”
CptKidd
July 8th, 2008 at 10:17 am
THAT’S A HUUUGE FISH!
Megiddo
July 8th, 2008 at 10:19 am
The future look of America’s children.
CptKidd
July 8th, 2008 at 10:23 am
“GET IN MA BELLY!!!”
CptKidd
July 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Contrary to popular belief and regardless of his fervent denial, it was indeed the puffer fish that stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
CptKidd
July 8th, 2008 at 10:29 am
“It’s a thyroid problem!”
Howard
July 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Red Lobster always does this to me.
Howard
July 8th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Scientists are still trying to determine whether the blowfish ate the pig or the pig ate the blowfish.
CptKidd
July 8th, 2008 at 10:48 am
“And if you look very closely at this patch of coral, you can almost make out the imag…OMG PUFFERFISH!!!”
CptKidd
July 8th, 2008 at 10:50 am
“i’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout.”
CptKidd
July 8th, 2008 at 10:57 am
“I’m feeling fat and sassy!”
Izzie
July 8th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Come on guys, this isn’t funny anymore!
Greg
July 8th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Oh, Spongebob! Why?
agentasm
July 8th, 2008 at 11:00 am
“I sing-aa de opera, to catcha the fish-a, because i’m too fat-a, to swim for my dinn-a…”
Noxus103
July 8th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Good lord!!!! What happened to my neck?!?!?!?!
CptKidd
July 8th, 2008 at 11:07 am
“Mr. Pufferfish, what is your reaction to the recent surge in public sex and nudity on the Provincetown beaches in Cape Cod?”
D
July 8th, 2008 at 11:11 am
waaaaaaahh. i’ve puffed up and i can’t stop
stapler
July 8th, 2008 at 11:12 am
“Everybody out of the room now, I have to poop. NOW!!!”
CptKidd
July 8th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha

Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic…”

(you get the picture)
neatoramafan
July 8th, 2008 at 11:25 am
“hmm I probably shouldn’t have have had that double venti vanilla cream bean frappachino.”
fireflicker
July 8th, 2008 at 11:27 am
teeheehee did you see that human-thing I went *Poof* and scared the liftin’ jelly fish out of it!
CptKidd
July 8th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Is that the Star Wars Kid???
Summer
July 8th, 2008 at 11:34 am
“It always goes wrong when it comes to the blueberry pie…get her to the squeezing room immediatly!’
Bell Pepper
July 8th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Buuuut Mom, I Reeeeeeealllyy want it!
fireflicker
July 8th, 2008 at 11:40 am
“Teeheehee look look I can make my ears wiggle!”
ziquiteco
July 8th, 2008 at 11:41 am
“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
gg
July 8th, 2008 at 11:45 am
A number 8 with extra sauce. . .two orders of fries. . . strawberry shake. . .and a Diet Coke please.
gg
July 8th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Now thats what I call a “blow job”
gg
July 8th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I think I need to fart
Goldfish29
July 8th, 2008 at 11:46 am
…well, if Opera can get away with it…
ruby
July 8th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Hi! I used to play Cindy Brady! I stayed up and partied last night…

I’m gonna go throw up now!
gg
July 8th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Anyone have a laxative?
gg
July 8th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Somebody call Jenny Craig.
gg
July 8th, 2008 at 11:51 am
My father was a bass. . .my mother was the good year blimp.
Ray
July 8th, 2008 at 11:54 am
A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a sensible dinner? Bulls*$t
gg
July 8th, 2008 at 11:55 am
BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE
D
July 8th, 2008 at 11:57 am
……TA-DA!
Phil
July 8th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll… ah, I can’t be arsed to do this myself
benzoic
July 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
“ermm.. so how do I get back to the original position?”
Sampie
July 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Nemo soon found out he was allergic to shellfish…..
benzoic
July 8th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
“AHA! now you see the mighty side of me you losers!”
duvalex
July 8th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
“I can’t believe I ate that whole thing.”
Miranda
July 8th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Does this coral make my butt look big??
dragon tryst
July 8th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
spongebob! you failed boating class again!!!
danny T
July 8th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
And Puffy said, “I’m gonna hold my breath until Mike Myers promises not to make anymore movies again!”
Courtney
July 8th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
OMG, not Hootie!!!
dragon tryst
July 8th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
what did I tell you about inhaling bubble gum, timmy!!!
dragon tryst
July 8th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
harry potter! did you blow up you uncle this time!??!
Heather
July 8th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
This just in: scientists have discovered a new fruit that grows under water - the spotted vagina peach.
BothFeet
July 8th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
195 more days
Giuliano
July 8th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Need…. fart….. quickly……..
sybann
July 8th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Waiting to Exhale
Christophe
July 8th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I don’t see my fins anymore…
Jonathan Heintzman
July 8th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Uhh, are you sure there weren’t any peanuts in this?
axtapi
July 8th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
No Spongebob….you failed the test….AGAIN!
docthemoose
July 8th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Girl, I hate this time of the month!
RTT
July 8th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
My goodness, being a Congressman can certainly fill you up……..
themadlolscientist
July 8th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
The Head of the Slitheen Skinsuit Research Department says:

“Whoever thought to make these things out of fish should be stuffed into one and thrown out the airlock!”
Yoda's Mama
July 8th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
In an April Fool’s joke that would ultimately launch an intergalactic space war, Han Solo snuck onto the Death Star and switched the settings to “Fish Star.”
Badman
July 8th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Johnny was tired of throwing Alka Seltzer to the seagulls.
gardenome
July 8th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Karma was cruel to Chris Farley…
Heather Dawn
July 8th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Bulemia…yer doin’ it wrong.
Lovabub
July 8th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Real Player: Undersea Edition - Video Puffering (99%)
Hellodl
July 8th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
And here’s my Drew Carey impression.
Jeff M.
July 8th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
What did you expect? I AM a blowfish you know….
Urdiain
July 8th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I told you I’m allergic to shellfish!!!
Jeff M.
July 8th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Miss Puff hasn’t been the same since “Bowling for the Blind” went in next door.
Dan Smith
July 8th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
“I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse”
Jeff M.
July 8th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I’z in ur akwerium makin teh bubbles
johnson
July 8th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
that’s not the kind of blow job I meant
Ali g
July 8th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Blow me!
Nostra
July 8th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
“AAHHH-

CHOO!”

Also.. “…fiash”
susan
July 8th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
‘I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.’
manik
July 8th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
For one unlucky native, the arrival of fast food to the Hawaiian seafloor meant restricted blood flow to the lips and premature male pattern baldness.
Mel
July 8th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
No matter how many times his friends snuck peanuts into his food, Frank refused to be their volleyball.
Nan
July 8th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Global warming gives me gas!
Crack La Rock
July 8th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
And for my next impression…Christy Allie!
Jules9999999
July 8th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I guess I really am allergic to shellfish…
Crack La Rock
July 8th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
BAD NEWS: I ate the Beach Ball.
GOOD NEWS: I have an Exit Strategy
BAD NEWS: It ain’t gonna be pretty.
Crack La Rock
July 8th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
HEY…it’s glandular.
Crack La Rock
July 8th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I h’o’opu hue has insurance…cuz that swelling, it don’t look so good.
fatkid
July 8th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
I don’t know if I am allergic to shellfish, why do you ask?
fatkid
July 8th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Yes, I was in Big Trouble in Little China, how did you know?
fatkid
July 8th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
…and then my agent tells me I lost the part to some girl named “Violet” because the writers thought the pun would be funny. I hate that Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory!
DOJ
July 8th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Puffer photographed mid sneeze
DOJ
July 8th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Ah-Ahh-ACHOOO!!
TG_Houston
July 8th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I’ve got two:

“BEEEEFCAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!”

and:

“Ahh Oh Wah Hee Ahh Oh Oh Oh…Ahh Oh Wah Hee Ahh Oh Oh Oh…”
acy
July 8th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Say it again! I dare you! I’ll pop a needle in yo fin!
acy
July 8th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Hey hey hey! its faaaaat Albert.
Wincey
July 8th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Good evening. Tonight on Alfred Hitchcock Presents …
jef
July 8th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Hey, hey, hey..
Reba
July 8th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
*huffing and puffing* “Hey guys … wait up!”
Reba
July 8th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Hey Man! Take it easy, it’s puff puff give.
LauraB
July 8th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Boy… I’m going to be paying for eating the meatballs later. *BURP
Chelsea the good dancer
July 8th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
So he was all ‘omg iceberg!’ and I was all ‘nuh-uh fredward’.
Denis W.
July 8th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
It’s a thyroid condition! OK!
kinship
July 8th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
“Are we there yet? Cos’ I’ve got to go!”
clairmonde
July 8th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Damn it Dave! Funny to scare me but it takes 13 hours to deflate and I always get stuck to the couch.
tripleX
July 8th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
I should have taken the goldfish out of the bowl before I ate it.
wrongnumber
July 8th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
WHERE’S THE TOILET! I CAN’T HOLD IT IN MUCH LONGER!!!
Muppetmaker
July 8th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
HOLLLLY CHRIST! WAS THERE PEANUT BUTTER IN THOSE BROWNIES???
Darrell
July 8th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I wish I had a finger someone could pull!
person
July 8th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
i shouldn’t have had that last slice of cake.
person
July 8th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
oink
WordyGrrl
July 8th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Chili Cook-off: America’s Best Source for Biofuel
Alex
July 8th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Wow - great response you guys! Congrats to John M. who won this round!
jay
July 9th, 2008 at 12:53 am
“what!!?? round is a shape!”
firithlotiel
July 9th, 2008 at 7:46 am
My life blows..
Disappointed
July 9th, 2008 at 9:17 am
I’m losing my faith in this site… to think - we were all beaten by a fart joke.

I thought there were some truly original and funny comments here. Way to fail, Neatorama.
prophet
July 9th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Get away that needle from me!
lauren
July 9th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
TOO MANY…COOKIES!!
Hes
July 9th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
Don Newbury
July 10th, 2008 at 6:08 am
The other fish loved to make Oscar laugh just to see the reaction…..
266
July 10th, 2008 at 7:54 am
…i wouldn’t take a sip of that milk if i was you dear..
rolltideroll007
July 10th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Why did they feed me a whole cantalope!!!
VJESCI
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:51 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumble_Fish

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