Caption Monkey 35: Puffer Fish!

Tell the truth, do polka dots make me look fat?

*Sniffle* *Sniffle* Mommy! I lost my ball again. *sniffle*

I knew I should have taken that gas-x!

No more Mentos & Coke…

(next frame)… BLAM!

“I’m… sailing awaaay…”

…someone get me an antacid. NOW!

talky talky happy talk, talk about things you like to do. You’ve got to have a dream, if you dont have a dream, how you gonna have a dream come true!

Oh My God! I have no feet!! I have no feeeeeet…

“don’t dreme it, be it…the ball that is”

Man, guess it’s time for some wii fit …

Even though he had never professed any belief in reincarnation, Dom DeLuise was very surprised to find himself returned to the world as a puffer fish.

Goatse fish is missing hands

“It wasn’t the big bad wolf that blew the houses away.”

Well the doctor says it’s glandular….

unfortunately for paco the puffer fish, no one ever told him that eating the kick ball would automatically disqualify him from the game.

Who wants a kiiiissssss!?

In Finding Nemo 2, Pixar created the lovable character “Puffy” to highlight the growing epidemic of childhood obesity. Voiced by Sean Combs.

“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”

Na na, na na na na na na na na, Katamari Damacy.

Most fish see things as they are and say, “Why?” I dream of being a basketball and say “Why not?”

David Michaels, a novice chef, misses a step in preparing coconut-stuffed fugu on this week’s Iron Chef.

“Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball…”

“Secretary Paulson, the effects of inflation seem to be more pervasive than we first imagined possible.”
“Dear God, you are an idiot George.”

The future look of America’s children.

Contrary to popular belief and regardless of his fervent denial, it was indeed the puffer fish that stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

Red Lobster always does this to me.

“And if you look very closely at this patch of coral, you can almost make out the imag…OMG PUFFERFISH!!!”

“I’m feeling fat and sassy!”

Oh, Spongebob! Why?

Good lord!!!! What happened to my neck?!?!?!?!

waaaaaaahh. i’ve puffed up and i can’t stop

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha

Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic…”

(you get the picture)

teeheehee did you see that human-thing I went *Poof* and scared the liftin’ jelly fish out of it!

“It always goes wrong when it comes to the blueberry pie…get her to the squeezing room immediatly!’

“Teeheehee look look I can make my ears wiggle!”

A number 8 with extra sauce. . .two orders of fries. . . strawberry shake. . .and a Diet Coke please.

I think I need to fart

Hi! I used to play Cindy Brady! I stayed up and partied last night…

I’m gonna go throw up now!

Somebody call Jenny Craig.

A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a sensible dinner? Bulls*$t

……TA-DA!

“ermm.. so how do I get back to the original position?”

“AHA! now you see the mighty side of me you losers!”

Does this coral make my butt look big??

And Puffy said, “I’m gonna hold my breath until Mike Myers promises not to make anymore movies again!”

what did I tell you about inhaling bubble gum, timmy!!!

This just in: scientists have discovered a new fruit that grows under water – the spotted vagina peach.

Need…. fart….. quickly……..

I don’t see my fins anymore…

No Spongebob….you failed the test….AGAIN!

My goodness, being a Congressman can certainly fill you up……..

In an April Fool’s joke that would ultimately launch an intergalactic space war, Han Solo snuck onto the Death Star and switched the settings to “Fish Star.”

Karma was cruel to Chris Farley…

Real Player: Undersea Edition – Video Puffering (99%)

What did you expect? I AM a blowfish you know….

Miss Puff hasn’t been the same since “Bowling for the Blind” went in next door.

I’z in ur akwerium makin teh bubbles

Blow me!

‘I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.’

No matter how many times his friends snuck peanuts into his food, Frank refused to be their volleyball.

And for my next impression…Christy Allie!

BAD NEWS: I ate the Beach Ball.
GOOD NEWS: I have an Exit Strategy
BAD NEWS: It ain’t gonna be pretty.

I h’o’opu hue has insurance…cuz that swelling, it don’t look so good.

Yes, I was in Big Trouble in Little China, how did you know?

Puffer photographed mid sneeze

I’ve got two:

“BEEEEFCAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!”

and:

“Ahh Oh Wah Hee Ahh Oh Oh Oh…Ahh Oh Wah Hee Ahh Oh Oh Oh…”

Hey hey hey! its faaaaat Albert.

Hey, hey, hey..

Hey Man! Take it easy, it’s puff puff give.

So he was all ‘omg iceberg!’ and I was all ‘nuh-uh fredward’.

“Are we there yet? Cos’ I’ve got to go!”

I should have taken the goldfish out of the bowl before I ate it.

HOLLLLY CHRIST! WAS THERE PEANUT BUTTER IN THOSE BROWNIES???

i shouldn’t have had that last slice of cake.

Chili Cook-off: America’s Best Source for Biofuel

“what!!?? round is a shape!”

I’m losing my faith in this site… to think – we were all beaten by a fart joke.

I thought there were some truly original and funny comments here. Way to fail, Neatorama.

TOO MANY…COOKIES!!

The other fish loved to make Oscar laugh just to see the reaction…..

Why did they feed me a whole cantalope!!!

Everyone leave I have to poop. LEAVE!