Doomsday cult leader predicts nuclear war by Thursday, June 12, 2008 - Neatorama

House of Yahweh church leader Yisrayl Hawkins of Abilene, Texas has instructed his followers to prepare for the nuclear war which is to take place this Thursday, June 12 at the latest. He and his followers have set aside 60 truck trailers full of survival rations so that they may eat during the dark days ahead. YouTube.

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Yes, Halo is the only accurate prediction of the future indeed.

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Guess hes wrong seeing as its the 13TH!!! Besides, the world has to live long enough for Halo to come true.

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So I rolled into my office this morning.. only to see a crater. Luckily I plugged directly into a satellite only to see that most of the midwest has been destroyed. I think he was right.

I'm going to go scrounge up a cockroach souffle.

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Well, 6/12 has come and gone, and it doesn't look like there was a nuclear war. PROPHECY FAIL!

"Let's start a war!
We'll start a nuclear war!
At the gay bar! Gay bar! Gay bar!"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q54LJ5RsqRw

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5.5 hours to go & we are still here, can I drain the bathtub yet?

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