Email Sent to Those Left Behind After The Rapture

If you're swept up to Heaven in the Rapture, who'll tell your loved ones left behind on Earth? For $40 a year, this new website will:

Users can also upload up to 150 megabytes of documents, which will be protected by an unidentified encryption algorithm until the Rapture, then released to up to 12 nonbelievers of your choice. The site recommends that you use that storage to house sensitive financial information.

"In the encrypted portion of your account you can give them access to your banking, brokerage, hidden valuables, and powers of attorneys," the site says. "There won't be any bodies, so probate court will take seven years to clear your assets to your next of kin. Seven years, of course, is all the time that will be left. So, basically the Government of the Antichrist gets your stuff, unless you make it available in another way."

Link to website | Article at Threat Level blog

The photo to the left is of a poster found throughout New England in 1992 (Photo: Aaron Sherman [wikipedia]). Obviously it didn't happen then ...


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“The photo to the left is of a poster found throughout New England in 1992?

"I’m not making this up-there is still one of those signs on a telephone pole in southern NH. It’s in a shopping center in Plaistow. I saw it a few months ago."

There is also one on a pole north of Boston on 16. I see it whenever I go to my bother-in-law's house. I always wanted to take it. Maybe I will.
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That's just great. I love it. Why didn't I think of offering post-apocalyptic email services. And the devil gets all your stuff if you don't use it! Brilliant!!
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