what a great concept! also kind of sad at the same time....
What's the Vaseline for?
she eats CATFOOD?!
I wasn't aware they make brand name illegal drugs
she doesnt drink and drive!
All I've ever wanted is for someone to boil my life down into a series of consumer choices, taking all joy and meaning from my life and replacing it with a series of ads. That's what comes to mind when I think of fulfillment.
Thomas, that's more or less the biography of anyone who self-identifies as "a consumer."
I use vaseline on my face for lip balm, eye makeup remover, etc. It's pretty handy. Also, what's with the marijuana leaf?
I'm assuming the cat food has to do with feeding her cats, and the pot leaf mixed with condoms (and a broken one) implies there was stoned sex going on. Pretty straightforward.
Britt got it all! The vaseline's actually body lotion. And I have admitted that weed is not a brand.
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