If Gradius was a text adventure

By jstruan in Toys, Video Clips on May 20, 2008 at 9:41 pm

The video shows level one from Gradius. Don’t worry, it advances slow enough to read everything.

I’ve played Gradius so many times that my mind filled in the appropriate music as the volcanoes erupted. Via these fine sites.

*Previously: You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

**Great first comment from “Yoda”: “I am too young to understand this.”


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  1. Yoda
    May 20th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    I am too young to understand this :(

  2. bean
    May 20th, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    I wasn’t sure it was possible, but this is even more lame and boring than Gradius itself.

  3. SenorMysterioso
    May 20th, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    Psh… Gradius is great!

  4. crushthemall
    May 21st, 2008 at 10:39 am

    What? No Konami Code? I watched the entire thing and didn’t see a reference for it.

    I didn’t quite get the Challenger 1984 response.

    Other than that, pretty well done. Very reminiscent of the old Infocom games.

  5. CheeseDuck
    May 21st, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Man.. Text adventures were the sh*t.

  6. Johnny Cat
    May 21st, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Thanks alot Yoda! If you’re too young at 800 some odd years old, what make that of me, then, mm?

  7. Thomas
    May 21st, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    I only recently played Gradius for the first time on arcade emulator, so this is a pretty fresh joke for me.


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