Troglodyte homunculus

1. Greg
   May 16th, 2008 at 5:33 pm

   I think the original is funnier. O'Reilly is such a tool.

2. Nate Nead
   May 16th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

   Yeah, I agree the original is best. I especially like the title of your post. When It popped up in my RSS reader and I just had to click to see what it was about.

3. Emily M
   May 16th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

   Dude we don't need this guy to point out what a total brute O'Reilly is he speaks for himself....

4. SenorMysterioso
   May 16th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

   i love this meltdown

5. darelparker
   May 16th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

   Even in his early days, O'Reilly elevated douchebaggery to an art form. What a dick.

6. Fritz
   May 16th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

   Trog Homunc Thats the old Bill alright

7. Ali S.
   May 16th, 2008 at 8:24 pm

   Ugh! I loathe him! :X

8. Louisa
   May 16th, 2008 at 9:00 pm

   I had his twin for a father. Big asshole blowhard who screamed like this at his employees every day and his kids every night. It sucked to be all of us.
   What comes around really does go around, I'm sad to say.

9. dgaicun
   May 16th, 2008 at 11:32 pm

   Seeing this whiny hipster edit together his unconvincing wetdream of being able to stand his masculine ground against a thick-witted, piss n' vinegar mangorilla is embarrassing to watch.

   There is no way this doughy, gracile pastryboy could stand up to O'Reilly's blackhole density of alpha male douchebaggery.

10. Tim
    May 17th, 2008 at 12:04 am

    I don't watch TV, but the little I have seen of O’Reilly leaves me with little doubt that he is in my opinion a self centered, self righteous, son of a bitch.

11. Carruthers
    May 17th, 2008 at 12:29 am

    Participation by seemingly any and all invited contributors at Neatorama like the sh##t-stirring Stanhope is why I lost interest in contributing myself. This post by the amazing Stanhope, like most of his other contributions seems to designed only to stir up hatred and blood lust or some other negative, non-NEAT reaction in the reader. Neatorama is a superb site at its best, but including this joker's posts and other divisive politcally-charged or politically loaded content just serves to dilute the Neatorame "brand". This sort of post at Neatorama is just sad when you compare it to, for example the very fine long form pieces Alex, Miss Celania and others contribute. It really doesn't belong.

12. Peeves
    May 17th, 2008 at 3:37 am

    I actually loved this post. It's harmless if your IQ is average to above average and you realize O'Reilly is fuckwit.

13. Adam Stanhope
    May 17th, 2008 at 4:49 am

    Et tu, Carruthers?

14. Adam Stanhope
    May 17th, 2008 at 4:53 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjX2MKaZ-rg

15. Debbie
    May 17th, 2008 at 6:01 am

    Making fun of those who are mentally impaired is never funny. I work with students with special needs and they have a thousand times the intelligence, grace, and class of Bill O'Reilly.

16. badgirl
    May 17th, 2008 at 6:17 am

    Sure O'Reilly is a blowhard bigmouth...he's from NYC...can't be helped.
    Being a roman catholic isn't a help either. And the fact that he interrupts
    his guests is even worse. And he needs to steer clear of science as he
    knows little there.

    Aside from that, you people couldn't hold your own with O'Reilly for 5 sec.
    because YOUR IQs never made it out of the double-digit category.
    Leftards like yourselves never win. They just whine like the fat babies they
    are.

17. Matt ODonnell
    May 17th, 2008 at 7:48 am

    Curruthers said: "seems to designed only to stir up hatred and blood lust or some other negative..."

    You mean like O'Reilly does? Hypocrite much there Curruthers?

18. ted
    May 17th, 2008 at 7:55 am

    So this Bill O'Reilly's some sort of angry news anchor?

    Didn't like the dude posting his own crap in there - kinda lame.

19. Jeff McNeill
    May 17th, 2008 at 8:14 am

    Wow, love the O'Reilly defenders, as if someone you agree with politically should need to be defended and that showing what a hapless fool O'Reilly is somehow directly political. Nah, not really.

20. CheeseDuck
    May 17th, 2008 at 8:43 am

    Seriously, the mentally handicapped should be treated with respect and patience. The man talking to Bill obviously did not realize this.

21. sparge
    May 17th, 2008 at 8:44 am

    Ah, the things I miss by not giving a crap about television...

22. Hirudin
    May 17th, 2008 at 8:47 am

    This video shows a profound lack of creativity on the creator's part. Wow, this guy totally video taped yourself pretending to insult Bill O'Reilly and he did it all without hurting himself! I think we should all give him a round of applause.

23. Mr. Binky
    May 17th, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Hilarious!

24. Peeves
    May 17th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    This video shows a profound lack of creativity on the creator’s part. Wow, this guy totally video taped yourself pretending to insult Bill O’Reilly and he did it all without hurting himself! I think we should all give him a round of applause.

    Now THAT'S funny. It's like just mentioning "O'Reilly" plants a seed for ignorance.

25. Jake D.
    May 17th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Haha, how come people are always at Adam Stanhope's throat on this site? I personally enjoy the posts he makes, including this one (it was a pretty funny video, but the first I saw of O'Reilly freak out, so I looked into it more)

    I think on several other occasions the staff has mentioned, if you don't think you'll like it, don't watch it. It doesn't cost anything to visit neatorama, after all.

26. Fritz
    May 17th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Aside from that, you people couldn’t hold your own with O’Reilly for 5 sec

    oh Yeah anytime baby

27. Thomas
    May 17th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    I love how anyone who disagrees with such an ape of a man is automatically a "leftard." He's outrageously offensive to even the most moderate viewer, aggressive to his guests and his staff, not to mention his sexual harassment lawsuits that he settled out of court. Anyone who categorizes his detractors as all liberal whiners and "fat babies" obviously has more in common with this philistine than they do with regular society.

28. Christophe
    May 17th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    "how come people are always at Adam Stanhope’s throat on this site?"
    LOL so true. Adam, you should talk about flowers or central heating, I don't know, anyway, something less controversial

    Good video 'selon moi aussi'.

29. Adam Stanhope
    May 17th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Thank you, Jake D., Christophe, et al.

    Carruthers: I'm still willing to talk about having your baby. It's not too late to patch things up between us.

30. Louisa
    May 17th, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    WTH happened to this thread? I suspect there was a shill in this mess.

31. Barbwire
    May 17th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Did anyone catch Stephen Colbert's version? As a BillO imitator, Colbert outdoes the original with such class.

32. Geekazoid
    May 17th, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    Bill O'Reilly, a certifiable loon. Just as bad are the tools like michelle malkin that are regular featured guests on his insane "no spin zone" program.

33. L.C.
    May 17th, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    who the f is bill o'reilly? guess i need to start sittin on my ass, watchin tv a lil more

34. Evil Pundit
    May 18th, 2008 at 1:09 am

    Well said, Carruthers.

    Stanhope is a shallow leftard political shill, nothing more. If I wanted that, I'd watch MSNBC.

35. BenJCarter
    May 18th, 2008 at 2:57 am

    Who cares what Bill O' says?

    Mewonders what Stanhope thinks of Al Franken; Bill's equal mercurially if not ideologically.

    But quite frankly, wth? That wasn't neat.

36. Jimbo
    May 18th, 2008 at 6:22 am

    Kinda strange that he has the highest rated prime time news program several times over. I guess people like having the truth straight between the eyes.

37. Adam Stanhope
    May 18th, 2008 at 7:11 am

    A "leftard," huh?

38. Geekazoid
    May 18th, 2008 at 7:13 am

    Notice the liberal use of words like 'left tard,' liberal this, liberal that, as if it is some supreme form of insult. This coming from some that talk about others being political extremists, and not to make this a political website. Quite hypocritical if I may say so myself.

39. Adam Stanhope
    May 18th, 2008 at 8:01 am

    Me likey Al Franken.

    Please post a link to the video where Al Franken was caught having a temper tantrum like a 3 year old.

40. ted
    May 18th, 2008 at 9:40 am

    Man oh man.
    I loved the Dance Version. Way better than this dork inserting his own crap in spots.

    Why are people so down on this O'Reilly guy, anyway? Is it just because of his politics? So he's a prima donna anchorman dude... aren't they all?

41. Thomas
    May 18th, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Franken's a smart guy, but a little arrogant at times. Not nearly on the level of Bill O, but he can grate the nerves ever so slightly. Now Randi Rhodes, SHE can say some mean things -- not that I dislike her, she fills her niche in radioland, but I can totally understand how people might hate her.

    BTW Stanhope, keep up the good work, this is much neater than a dude falling into a roof.

42. CheeseDuck
    May 18th, 2008 at 11:17 am

    Stanhope you are teh awesome.

43. Harper
    May 18th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    I'm insulted at the use of that word, "leftard." It just goes to show the ignorance and blind partisanship associated with our political system. And this is coming from a conservative.

    I despise Bill O'Reilly. I can name not one thing about him that I don't find repulsive. The man is a plague set upon our political system, and boasts an intelligence rivaled only by ol' King George himself.

44. Evil Pundit
    May 18th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    Yes, Stanhope, a leftard.

    If you want to bring political insults into Neatorama -- and it seems you bring nothing else -- then you can expect to get some back in return.

45. Geekazoid
    May 18th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    Nope you got it wrong Evil Pundit. No one's using political insults here except for the 'righters' who casually hurl the 'liberal,' left tard, and other lables with ease. I've never read Adam to call others right wingers, or other insulting terms towards any political sides. The fact that he likes to feature idiotic people that happen to be of a particular political stripe is hardly a "political insult."

    And by the way, weren't you the one not too long ago bemoaning political extremism of any sort on a neatorama subject? Looks like someone here's got amnesia.

46. Mokuwai
    May 19th, 2008 at 12:19 am

    I just wish Stanhope would find some things that are actually neat to post. Obviously politics and religious bashing are his forte. It's really rare that I find his posts anything other than offensive at best. Personally I can't stand O'Reilly, but this is not neat at all. Nobody else on this site posts this kind of rancorous material. Adam, you need to realize you are posting to a broad spectrum of people and although you obviously will never make everyone happy it's a pretty safe rule to stay away from religion and politics. Follow Alex and Miss C's stellar examples.

47. The Rabbi T. White
    May 19th, 2008 at 12:44 am

    To all you whining about this: There are plenty of other websites you could be reading.

48. Evil Pundit
    May 19th, 2008 at 5:27 am

    Yeah, right, Geekazoid. Because 'troglodyte homunculus' isn't a political insult at all.

    Grow up.

49. Jae
    May 19th, 2008 at 6:23 am

    Lulz, best ever.

50. kid_icarus
    May 19th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    troglodyte homunculus
    and
    face like a deflated basket ball.......

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AWESOME!

51. Geekazoid
    May 19th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    Nope, ‘troglodyte homunculus’ is in no shape or form a political insult. I looked all over the place and not one reference or definition of this term has absolutely anything to do with politics or political affiliation. ‘troglodyte homunculus’ is even the brand name of a clothing line.

    Here's something else to ponder. O'reilly himself bristles at the notion that he is a conservative, and when it was discovered that he was a registered republican a few years ago he claimed it was an error and now he's a registered independent.

    He claims to be a free thinker above political affiliation. So how is ‘troglodyte homunculus’ a political insult when oreilly isn't even a republican or liberal?

    So, now, any of you care to rethink yourselves? Looks like I'm not the only one that needs growing up.

52. Geekazoid
    May 19th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    Funny, I looked everywhere for the meaning of ‘troglodyte homunculus’ and nowhere does it reference any political ideology or affiliation.

    Also, Oreilly himself bristles at the notion that he is a conservative. When in fact it was found that he was a registered republican he claimed it was a mistake and he is now a registered independent.

    So, how can ‘troglodyte homunculus’ be a political insult when oreilly himself considers himself neither liberal or conservative?

    Looks like I'm not the only one that nees growing up to do.

53. roger
    May 19th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Geekazoid, in the insular world of lefty commentators, "troglodyte" is a standard term of insult to imply that right-wing blowhards are in fact knuckle-dragging subhumans. If you Google "troglodyte" and "Rush Limbaugh", "George Bush" or any other "conservative" public figure, you will find endless pouting and venting of hate.

    Carruthers, Adam Stanhope doesn't care what you or the others who don't share his views think. As many of the people who have commented here seem to think, if you don't find the same joy in O'Reilly-Bashing, Bush-Bashing, etc., then you thats just because you are a staunch supporter! Its a binary worldview with no nuance or middle ground: either join the cackling crowds endlessly mocking right wing pundits, or stand accused of being a "supporter".

    To all you critics of Stanhope: here is no use in trying to argue why this kind of post isn't "neato": Stanhope and Alex wear blinders and intellectual deficits when it comes to politics, you are instantly tuned out as a flag-waving "troglodyte" who loves Bill O'Reilly.

54. Adam Stanhope
    May 19th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    Yawn.

55. Geekazoid
    May 20th, 2008 at 12:23 am

    Roger even so it doesn't really matter because regardless of his political affiliation o'reilly is a trogdolyte. I could care less what party or belief he stands for I dislike him immensely as a personality, period.

    Funny how people of all political affiliations always want to claim how persecuted they are in the media and whatnot. Really how cares, I'm sure you people here who hate "lefttards" and complain like little kids at every perceived slight here go to websites like free republic or buy books form esteemed authors like ann coulter and laugh a storm and insult liberals with impunity.

    And again, how does using a term troglodyte become insulting to some of you when oreilly doesn't even view himself as a conservative and is in fact a registered independent. Heck Fox News has liberals on it too right.

    Somehow I'm willing to bet if there were topics here mocking hillary or obama or anyone else, these same complainers like evil pundit would then be nowhere to be found or totally enjoying the festivities. Which is fine by me, any person of any political stripe is fair game if their personality deserves it.

    So folks stop crying like a baby and as others have pointed out stay out if you hate it so much.

56. roger
    May 20th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Geekazoid: in response to the first paragraph of your most recent post, I explained in my previous post that despite whatever meaning you personally ascribe to it, the word "troglodyte" is in fact commonly used as a term of reproach for right wing public figures. I personally don't care much for O'Reilly either, and could care less whether he deserves the label "troglodyte" or not. But don't change your argument and say "even so it doesn't really matter.." - I was simply pointing out that you were mistaken in your repeated statements about the word being apolitical.

    It is probably true that certain people here would revel in Hillary or Obama bashing, but many of us simply enjoy this site and complain about the political content mainly because it is not "neat". The Neatorama crew are entitled to post whatever they please, but as someone who regularly enjoys the site, I offer friendly, constructive advice not to poison the atmosphere with injections of schoolyard-taunt politics. If it must be political, at least make it Neato; Stanhope's stale and unfunny links usually have made 500 rounds on the Internet, on Digg, etc. before they arrive here.

57. Thomas
    May 22nd, 2008 at 2:38 am

    I've never heard liberals use troglodyte as an insult for conservatives, and I've listened to Air America radio since it started up. You're all being super defensive in presuming that anyone who insults papa bear is attacking your political beliefs. Nothing in the whole video comes close to attacking the right wing, and yet here you are acting as if you've personally been insulted here. Back. Off. No one has insulted your beliefs, just this one asshole with his own TV show.

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