Porky Pooper and Friends.

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To a kid, this candy dispenser must be either utterly disgusting, or the coolest thing ever. As one of Porky's distributors describes him:

These cute little pigs dispense dainty candy doo doo for the munching pleasure of friends and loved ones. Just pop off the head to fill the body with jelly beans and let the silly giggles begin. Each 4-inch plastic pig poops jelly bean droppings when you push down on its behind.


Mmmm ... who can resist shelling out up to $5.90 for a 1 oz portion of candy doo doo? Or over $20 for their Pooping Herd of Reindeer? Are Pez dispensers just not cool enough nowadays?

http://www.candywarehouse.com/porkypooper.html via Wacky Archives

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I used to work in a friend's candy store and we sold these (along with pooping cows and reindeer). We had one on the counter so people could see how they worked. Most grown-ups would remark on how disgusting it was just before tossing one of the jelly bean poops into their mouth. This usually happened before we could warn them of how many people had handled the poop. We would just keep putting them back in until someone decided to eat them. I figure if they don't have the manners to ask then it serves them right.
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My sister and I have a running competition with these; every Xmas we try to top the other in terms of pooping animal/jelly bean grossness. I think I'm in the lead after this past year's Polar bear gift to my sis. I do cherish my piggy and cow though.
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I like the slogan "the super pocket pooper". Like all the other pocket poopers you ever owned were only mediocre.

You should have to lift the tail to start the hours of pooping action - more realistic.
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They've had it over here for ages. Trust the English to have silly poop toys.
It doesn't cost that much here, only about £2 ($4) from Hawkin's Bazaar at Christmas (at least the miniature one). I think it's pretty harmless as gifts go.
I have a sheep that baa's when you press it and a Santa as well. The Santa is a bit weird, I'll grant you that. Also the jelly beans don't taste all that great (perhaps I shouldn't have expected them to...)
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