To a kid, this candy dispenser must be either utterly disgusting, or the coolest thing ever. As one of Porky's distributors describes him:
These cute little pigs dispense dainty candy doo doo for the munching pleasure of friends and loved ones. Just pop off the head to fill the body with jelly beans and let the silly giggles begin. Each 4-inch plastic pig poops jelly bean droppings when you push down on its behind.
Mmmm ... who can resist shelling out up to $5.90 for a 1 oz portion of candy doo doo? Or over $20 for their Pooping Herd of Reindeer? Are Pez dispensers just not cool enough nowadays?
http://www.candywarehouse.com/porkypooper.html via Wacky Archives
(I wish I was making that up... the packaging was more graphic than this one)
It doesn't come in a cool dispenser, but a friend bought me Cat Butt Gum. The package is too funny for me to ruin it to try out the gum. Or at least that is what I am telling myself.
The holiday season isn't the same unless I see one of those guys around the house.
It doesn't cost that much here, only about £2 ($4) from Hawkin's Bazaar at Christmas (at least the miniature one). I think it's pretty harmless as gifts go.
I have a sheep that baa's when you press it and a Santa as well. The Santa is a bit weird, I'll grant you that. Also the jelly beans don't taste all that great (perhaps I shouldn't have expected them to...)
You should have to lift the tail to start the hours of pooping action - more realistic.