Caption Monkey 28: Lemur!

Photo: Tambako the Jaguar [Flickr]

Yay! Today’s the day for Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey contest. Your mission, should you accept it, is to caption this funny-looking ringtail lemur from the Knie Kinderzoo in Rapperswil, Switzerland.

Whoever submits the funniest caption will win a free copy of Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cat by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford of Hobotopia. Adam’s book is a nifty compilation of 250 comic panels of the adventures of Kitteh and Pip (including some never-before-published comics).

Contest rules are simple: place your caption in the comment section - one caption per comment, please. You can submit as many funny ones as you can think of. (Congrats to inkedgal who won last week’s game. Maybe today is YOUR lucky day!)

Good luck! (and if you don’t win, you can still buy Adam’s book at Lulu)

Update 4/30/08 - Congrats to Aby, who won with this caption: “It’s not my fault my mom was a squirrel & my dad was a skunk“

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April 29, 2008 at 11:51 am by Alex
Category: Animal, Caption Monkey

77 Comments to "Caption Monkey 28: Lemur!"

Lore
April 29th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Damn Kids!! Stay off my lawn!!
bean
April 29th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
They all laughed at me when I said a professional wrestler could be elected as governor of Minnesota. They’ll stop laughing when they feel the wrath of *this* governing body!
Ashley
April 29th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Lemur: The New Firefox
matt
April 29th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
punk rock lemur mohawk? 90 degrees askew. FAIL.
Nate
April 29th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Say cute again….go ahead I dare ya….say it… SAY IT!
Christophe
April 29th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I really look better in a dalmatian fur coat
Street Attack
April 29th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Staring contest . . . I beatz u!
Mark
April 29th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
You got to punch it, punch it…
Em
April 29th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
hypno-lemur says you be feelin sleepee
Thomas
April 29th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
You want a piece of ME?
KevinZ
April 29th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I AM the night.
kid_icarus
April 29th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Master betrayed us. Wicked, tricksey, false. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him. Kill him. Kill them both, and then we take the Precious and we be the master.
tripleX
April 29th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Again with the much deep and profound brain things inside my head! (’Madagascar’-lemur likes to move it, move it…)
kitsana_d
April 29th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
You will all suffer my wrath! Just as soon as I can form a devastatingly cute army!
Patrick B
April 29th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Do you DARE to challenge me? I am the Master! No one can challenge me as Master of competetive Ring Around the Rosie. No One! I Say!!!!
GreenPlastik
April 29th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like them!
Tyler
April 29th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Seriously you guys, I AM Queen Amidala. Seriously.
Ron
April 29th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
You are getting sleeeepy, veeerrry sleeeepy!
Claire
April 29th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
You gonna eat that?
trestleboy
April 29th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I am ze bad ass with da bukkit.
What you gonna do about it?
Ron
April 29th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
She’s got Bette Davis eyes…
tripleX
April 29th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I hate the dayshift!
Jennifer
April 29th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
One step closer and the camera goes.
Rob
April 29th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
If you call me a raccoon again I will scratch your eyes out!
damon
April 29th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
“You’re about a quart low” says the Zebra Caterpillar to the Lemur.
Angie
April 29th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Suddenly Zaboo turned on his friends in Animal Junction
Tom
April 29th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Crouching Lemur, Hidden Dingo

The latest computer animated martial arts epic, starring Jack Black and Jackie Chan.
RachelT
April 29th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I’ll getz u my purtty…
tiki
April 29th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Whatchu gonna do, when Lemurmania runs wild on you?!?
caff
April 29th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I’m not the Hunchback of Knie Kinderzoo. I just stand in for him when he’s on his smoke break.
Claire
April 29th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Ah-h-h-h! I’ve GOTTA lose weight! That damn hula hoop only goes half way around me!!!
sam
April 29th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
“Time not important. Only life important. The stones are not safe on earth”
sam
April 29th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
^ Anyone get that reference or is it to obscure?
Aby
April 29th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
It’s not my fault my mom was a squirrel & my dad was a skunk.
Tom
April 29th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I got it, Sam. It’s from the 5th Element, one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time.
sybann
April 29th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Fer da las time, Ize NOT a freakin Meerkat, Ize a LEEEmur!
Lore
April 29th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Do these stripes make me look fat?
Christopher
April 29th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Are you Sarah Connor?
Isabella
April 29th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Lemur.
Charles
April 29th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
The lesser-known “Lemur Knot”.
otterly
April 29th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
“Damn it! I knew this Zebra Skin coat would be too small!”
konaha
April 29th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
In the Eye of the beholder: “Beauty”
Luther Patterson
April 29th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Go ahead, knock this tail off my shoulder…I dare you!
Marla
April 29th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
There’s a “What’s black and white and…” joke in here somewhere…
SteveH
April 29th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
What’s left after FireFox burns out. AshFox!!!
tripleX
April 29th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
It’s not my fault God designed me in his punkrock-period.
William Trudel
April 29th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Cribbage lemur vows that he has been ‘SKUNKED’ for the last time!
Rainbow Strombo
April 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
2nd prize is TWO copies of The Laugh-Out-Loud Cats!
SenorMysterioso
April 29th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
yet again, no respect for the Laugh-Out-Loud-Lemur
Pete
April 30th, 2008 at 1:49 am
You wanna scratch it?
rEs
April 30th, 2008 at 2:41 am
You paparazzi just don’t stop, do you?
d.maile
April 30th, 2008 at 4:14 am
ANGRY LEMUR IS ANGRY.
clairmonde
April 30th, 2008 at 4:53 am
I outta punch ya for touchin’ The Tail.
kilkenny
April 30th, 2008 at 5:46 am
who said jump rope was for girlies?!?!
Scotchdrnkr
April 30th, 2008 at 6:42 am
OK the next guy that walks by with a bag of pop corn It’s Mine! Mine I Say Mine!!
Jack Wilson
April 30th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Yay! I is evolved.
Amy
April 30th, 2008 at 9:14 am
There’s no resisting the hypno-tail . . . everyone loves the hypno-tail . . .
tripleX
April 30th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Whatever you do, do not cross me!
tripleX
April 30th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Anti-panda.
trish
April 30th, 2008 at 11:52 am
WHADDAYA MEAN ALL YOU HAVE IS DECAF? HHUUMPH !!
tripleX
April 30th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Mad madagascar bad ass mascara squirrel.
Jared
April 30th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
SAY IT LOUD!! I’m black-white and I’m proud
Jared
April 30th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
The pimp hand is strong with this one.
Jared
April 30th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
“Screw PETA I love wearing real fur.”
Ron
April 30th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Stop humming “La Mer”! It’s LEMUR!
Jared
April 30th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
“Damn it I got rickrolled”
Jared
April 30th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
“Monkey? I’ll show you monkey.”
Ron
April 30th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
You’ll blink first.
Jared
April 30th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
“Somebody get me out of here I can’t take these Swedes any more, I’m Norwegian for evolution sake.”
Jared
April 30th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
oops thought it said sweden
tripleX
April 30th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Let us make thee angry love…le sweet lemur…mon cherie..!
Jared
April 30th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
“I wish I was in Zurich.”
Jared
April 30th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I got the baddest cool could never be a fool
the ladies wait to get down with me
the love i make superb to doubt me is absurd
the latest and the greatest you see.
lord it must be said I’m greatest in the bed and when i love a lemur she’s mine
I know i’m really hot my diamond shines a lot i bought the baddest house i could find.
Lemur tripping out!!
Fustercluck
April 30th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Yay! I iz evolvud.
Chad
April 30th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to DIE!”
Brenda
April 30th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Oh no! Where did that zebra go?! He was there a second ago! This disguise will never work!
Alex
April 30th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Congratulations to Aby, who won with this caption: “It’s not my fault my mom was a squirrel & my dad was a skunk.”

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