Caption Monkey 28: Lemur!

Posted by Alex in Animal, Caption Monkey on April 29, 2008 at 11:51 am



Photo: Tambako the Jaguar [Flickr]

Yay! Today’s the day for Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey contest. Your mission, should you accept it, is to caption this funny-looking ringtail lemur from the Knie Kinderzoo in Rapperswil, Switzerland.

Whoever submits the funniest caption will win a free copy of Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cat by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford of Hobotopia. Adam’s book is a nifty compilation of 250 comic panels of the adventures of Kitteh and Pip (including some never-before-published comics).

Contest rules are simple: place your caption in the comment section - one caption per comment, please. You can submit as many funny ones as you can think of. (Congrats to inkedgal who won last week’s game. Maybe today is YOUR lucky day!)

Good luck! (and if you don’t win, you can still buy Adam’s book at Lulu)

Update 4/30/08 - Congrats to Aby, who won with this caption: “It’s not my fault my mom was a squirrel & my dad was a skunk“


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77 comments to "Caption Monkey 28: Lemur!"

  1. Lore
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    Damn Kids!! Stay off my lawn!!

  2. bean
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    They all laughed at me when I said a professional wrestler could be elected as governor of Minnesota. They’ll stop laughing when they feel the wrath of *this* governing body!

  3. Ashley
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    Lemur: The New Firefox

  4. matt
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    punk rock lemur mohawk? 90 degrees askew. FAIL.

  5. Nate
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Say cute again….go ahead I dare ya….say it… SAY IT!

  6. Christophe
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    I really look better in a dalmatian fur coat

  7. Street Attack
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    Staring contest . . . I beatz u!

  8. Mark
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    You got to punch it, punch it…

  9. Em
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    hypno-lemur says you be feelin sleepee

  10. Thomas
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    You want a piece of ME?

  11. KevinZ
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    I AM the night.

  12. kid_icarus
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    Master betrayed us. Wicked, tricksey, false. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him. Kill him. Kill them both, and then we take the Precious and we be the master.

  13. tripleX
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Again with the much deep and profound brain things inside my head! (’Madagascar’-lemur likes to move it, move it…)

  14. kitsana_d
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    You will all suffer my wrath! Just as soon as I can form a devastatingly cute army!

  15. Patrick B
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Do you DARE to challenge me? I am the Master! No one can challenge me as Master of competetive Ring Around the Rosie. No One! I Say!!!!

  16. GreenPlastik
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like them!

  17. Tyler
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Seriously you guys, I AM Queen Amidala. Seriously.

  18. Ron
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    You are getting sleeeepy, veeerrry sleeeepy!

  19. Claire
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    You gonna eat that?

  20. trestleboy
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    I am ze bad ass with da bukkit.
    What you gonna do about it?

  21. Ron
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    She’s got Bette Davis eyes…

  22. tripleX
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    I hate the dayshift!

  23. Jennifer
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    One step closer and the camera goes.

  24. Rob
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    If you call me a raccoon again I will scratch your eyes out!

  25. damon
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    “You’re about a quart low” says the Zebra Caterpillar to the Lemur.

  26. Angie
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Suddenly Zaboo turned on his friends in Animal Junction

  27. Tom
    April 29th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    Crouching Lemur, Hidden Dingo

    The latest computer animated martial arts epic, starring Jack Black and Jackie Chan.

  28. RachelT
    April 29th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    I’ll getz u my purtty…

  29. tiki
    April 29th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Whatchu gonna do, when Lemurmania runs wild on you?!?

  30. caff
    April 29th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    I’m not the Hunchback of Knie Kinderzoo. I just stand in for him when he’s on his smoke break.

  31. Claire
    April 29th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Ah-h-h-h! I’ve GOTTA lose weight! That damn hula hoop only goes half way around me!!!

  32. sam
    April 29th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    “Time not important. Only life important. The stones are not safe on earth”

  33. sam
    April 29th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    ^ Anyone get that reference or is it to obscure? ;)

  34. Aby
    April 29th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    It’s not my fault my mom was a squirrel & my dad was a skunk.

  35. Tom
    April 29th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    I got it, Sam. It’s from the 5th Element, one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

  36. sybann
    April 29th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Fer da las time, Ize NOT a freakin Meerkat, Ize a LEEEmur!

  37. Lore
    April 29th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Do these stripes make me look fat?

  38. Christopher
    April 29th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    Are you Sarah Connor?

  39. Isabella
    April 29th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Lemur.

  40. Charles
    April 29th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    The lesser-known “Lemur Knot”.

  41. otterly
    April 29th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    “Damn it! I knew this Zebra Skin coat would be too small!”

  42. konaha
    April 29th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    In the Eye of the beholder: “Beauty”

  43. Luther Patterson
    April 29th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    Go ahead, knock this tail off my shoulder…I dare you!

  44. Marla
    April 29th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    There’s a “What’s black and white and…” joke in here somewhere…

  45. SteveH
    April 29th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    What’s left after FireFox burns out. AshFox!!!

  46. tripleX
    April 29th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    It’s not my fault God designed me in his punkrock-period.

  47. William Trudel
    April 29th, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    Cribbage lemur vows that he has been ‘SKUNKED’ for the last time!

  48. Rainbow Strombo
    April 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    2nd prize is TWO copies of The Laugh-Out-Loud Cats!

  49. SenorMysterioso
    April 29th, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    yet again, no respect for the Laugh-Out-Loud-Lemur

  50. Pete
    April 30th, 2008 at 1:49 am

    You wanna scratch it?

  51. rEs
    April 30th, 2008 at 2:41 am

    You paparazzi just don’t stop, do you?

  52. d.maile
    April 30th, 2008 at 4:14 am

    ANGRY LEMUR IS ANGRY.

  53. clairmonde
    April 30th, 2008 at 4:53 am

    I outta punch ya for touchin’ The Tail.

  54. kilkenny
    April 30th, 2008 at 5:46 am

    who said jump rope was for girlies?!?!

  55. Scotchdrnkr
    April 30th, 2008 at 6:42 am

    OK the next guy that walks by with a bag of pop corn It’s Mine! Mine I Say Mine!!

  56. Jack Wilson
    April 30th, 2008 at 7:07 am

    Yay! I is evolved.

  57. Amy
    April 30th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    There’s no resisting the hypno-tail . . . everyone loves the hypno-tail . . .

  58. tripleX
    April 30th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Whatever you do, do not cross me!

  59. tripleX
    April 30th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Anti-panda.

  60. trish
    April 30th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    WHADDAYA MEAN ALL YOU HAVE IS DECAF? HHUUMPH !!

  61. tripleX
    April 30th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Mad madagascar bad ass mascara squirrel.

  62. Jared
    April 30th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    SAY IT LOUD!! I’m black-white and I’m proud

  63. Jared
    April 30th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    The pimp hand is strong with this one.

  64. Jared
    April 30th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    “Screw PETA I love wearing real fur.”

  65. Ron
    April 30th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Stop humming “La Mer”! It’s LEMUR!

  66. Jared
    April 30th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    “Damn it I got rickrolled”

  67. Jared
    April 30th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    “Monkey? I’ll show you monkey.”

  68. Ron
    April 30th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    You’ll blink first.

  69. Jared
    April 30th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    “Somebody get me out of here I can’t take these Swedes any more, I’m Norwegian for evolution sake.”

  70. Jared
    April 30th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    oops thought it said sweden

  71. tripleX
    April 30th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    Let us make thee angry love…le sweet lemur…mon cherie..!

  72. Jared
    April 30th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    “I wish I was in Zurich.”

  73. Jared
    April 30th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    I got the baddest cool could never be a fool
    the ladies wait to get down with me
    the love i make superb to doubt me is absurd
    the latest and the greatest you see.
    lord it must be said I’m greatest in the bed and when i love a lemur she’s mine
    I know i’m really hot my diamond shines a lot i bought the baddest house i could find.
    Lemur tripping out!!

  74. Fustercluck
    April 30th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Yay! I iz evolvud.

  75. Chad
    April 30th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    “My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to DIE!”

  76. Brenda
    April 30th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    Oh no! Where did that zebra go?! He was there a second ago! This disguise will never work!

  77. Alex
    April 30th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Congratulations to Aby, who won with this caption: “It’s not my fault my mom was a squirrel & my dad was a skunk.”


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