Caption Monkey 27: Funny Cat

By Alex in Animals & Pets, Caption Monkey on Apr 22, 2008 at 1:45 am


Photo: ehpien [Flickr]

Hooray! It’s time for the weekly Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey game! Your task – should you accept it – is to caption this great photo of a cute cat!

Funniest caption wins a free copy of Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cat book by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford (how appropriate!). Adam’s book is a compilation of over 250 comic panels depicting the adventures of Kitteh and Pip (along with some ne’er before seen comics).

Contest rules are simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, but you can enter as many funny ones
as you can think of.

Good luck – and don’t let laughing cat discourage you from submitting what may be the winning entry!

Update 4/27/08 – congratulations to inkedgal who won with this caption: “Wait, you think I’m YOUR pet?!”


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  113. Alex
    Apr 27th, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    Great captions, you guys! Adam has picked the winner: congrats to Inkedgal who won with the caption “Wait, you think I’m YOUR pet?!”

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    May 19th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    meow! that cat is absolutely beautiful. what’s the breed? ;)

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    May 25th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    omg your face

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    OMG u look ridiculous!!!

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    Feb 5th, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    That’s the last time I eat rotten Tuna!

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    Feb 8th, 2009 at 8:54 am

    OMG……..I think i farted a little ti he

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    Feb 16th, 2009 at 6:42 am

    its look likes my younger brother in the japan

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    Feb 22nd, 2009 at 1:49 am

    “(gulp) O man i shuldnt had dat tuna last nite…(bigger gulp) wait… dat was tuna, rite?”

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    Mar 8th, 2009 at 2:40 am

    *pffft* oh stop it!

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    Mar 21st, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    I kissed a dog. and i liked it!

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