Caption Monkey 27: Funny Cat

Posted by Alex in Animal, Caption Monkey on April 22, 2008 at 1:45 am



Photo: ehpien [Flickr]

Hooray! It’s time for the weekly Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey game! Your task – should you accept it – is to caption this great photo of a cute cat!

Funniest caption wins a free copy of Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cat book by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford (how appropriate!). Adam’s book is a compilation of over 250 comic panels depicting the adventures of Kitteh and Pip (along with some ne’er before seen comics).

Contest rules are simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, but you can enter as many funny ones
as you can think of.

Good luck – and don’t let laughing cat discourage you from submitting what may be the winning entry!

Update 4/27/08 – congratulations to inkedgal who won with this caption: “Wait, you think I’m YOUR pet?!”


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127 comments to "Caption Monkey 27: Funny Cat"

  1. felix
    April 22nd, 2008 at 1:53 am

    who. farted. ?.

  2. S-r-ex
    April 22nd, 2008 at 2:07 am

    Asian cat shuvs intuhrest

  3. B56
    April 22nd, 2008 at 2:13 am

    Yur story? I only throwed up in the back of my mouth a little.

  4. World's Most Beautiful Girl
    April 22nd, 2008 at 2:40 am

    PHEW- that litter box smells like shit!

    You'd think they'd change it!

  5. Phoghat
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:33 am

    BUUUHHHRRRRP!

  6. Demos
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:38 am

    I made a LOL!

  7. clairmonde
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:41 am

    Mmm-mmm! Toe-jam-a-riffic!

  8. Ali S.
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:51 am

    No matter how hard he tried Mr.Snugglepuss just couldn't whistle with his paws.

  9. Andee
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 am

    If my nails were not stuck into my face this would make a funny picture....

  10. kevin z
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:27 am

    TEE HEE. YU HAZ BUKKIT?!?

  11. Weee
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:27 am

    tihi.. i ated it

  12. Nostra
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:31 am

    quick, give me ur hat

    i don't feel so good

  13. Nostra
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:32 am

    the horror...

  14. violet
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:44 am

    Mmmm...I'll think on it some more, but I'm reasonably sure I don't know anything about the case of the shredded thesis. I'll have my people get back to you if they find anything, though.

  15. karmalite
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:48 am

    SPEAK NO EVIL

  16. MoonCake
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:56 am

    After shoving only one marshmallow into her mouth, Mindy realized this game of "fuzzy Bunny" was going to be short-lived.

  17. clairmonde
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:56 am

    poo haz a flavr

  18. dillon
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:59 am

    meeyaaawwwn

  19. scott hart
    April 22nd, 2008 at 5:05 am

    No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!

  20. Techotic
    April 22nd, 2008 at 5:31 am

    Ohhh behave!

    lol

  21. Oliver
    April 22nd, 2008 at 5:46 am

    "Heheh, snort, hehehe! When Cindy opens the 'empty' jar she will discover that I farted in it! Snort! heheh"

  22. Julie
    April 22nd, 2008 at 5:55 am

    I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

  23. Rev J
    April 22nd, 2008 at 5:57 am

    Fluffy decided to try purging as a way to lose wait after seeing pictures of Catwoman in Cosmo.

  24. Will
    April 22nd, 2008 at 6:07 am

    I cant believe I ate the whole thing

  25. ross
    April 22nd, 2008 at 6:22 am

    mmm.

    the ability to lick that myself means NEVER having to go out!

  26. Charles
    April 22nd, 2008 at 6:33 am

    The "Cat Fancy" photographer didn't realize Mittens was actually being smothered by Snowball, the previous month's cover model.

  27. Tom Coccia
    April 22nd, 2008 at 6:43 am

    Urrrrrrrrrppppp, please no more Goldfish Surprise cassarole

  28. Abby!
    April 22nd, 2008 at 6:46 am

    No NO! I can't has any more cheeseburgers!

  29. Robustion
    April 22nd, 2008 at 6:53 am

    Very interesting...Mr Bond.

  30. Charanda de Christo
    April 22nd, 2008 at 6:54 am

    INVSBL CANARY!

  31. Nic
    April 22nd, 2008 at 6:59 am

    Where d'ya think you're goin' Munsen??

  32. Jiminy Jizzbang
    April 22nd, 2008 at 7:06 am

    John Prescott cat iz stressed

  33. trestleboy
    April 22nd, 2008 at 7:10 am

    IZ GOT THE BUKKIT! And I got into the Cat Nip. Sue me.

  34. kilkenny
    April 22nd, 2008 at 7:33 am

    Those Laugh-Out-Loud Cats... They're killing me...

  35. KARYN
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:00 am

    I think I'm going to toss my tacos.

  36. crushthemall
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 am

    LOQ, laughing out quiet

  37. Nate
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:16 am

    NOM NOM NOM

  38. Nate
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:24 am

    "I wonder what would happen if I were to jump feverishly on my owners face while asleep. Would I: a) Be praised for my ability to wake them up in an interesting way, b) chastised for being a naughty kitty, or c) hurled at great speed across the room due to the lack of understanding that we, cats, can have fun too."

  39. Nate
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:26 am

    FUNNY FUNNY.. HAA HAA DR. JONES...FUNNY FUNNY

  40. SRINI
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:37 am

    I cat or I can't, that is the question!

  41. SRINI
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:40 am

    Cat-as-trophy? some monkey trick!

  42. Stolen Name
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:43 am

    You make me throw-up a little.

  43. hi!
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:46 am

    OMG LOL! tell da story bout da useless war ugan!

  44. Kent
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:51 am

    Dis mouse haz a flavur.

    Or

    Oh noes, burd tryin 2 git out

  45. Tara
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:59 am

    OMG Who Farted?!

  46. missapanda
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:03 am

    mmmmmm. . . .. foooot. . . ..

  47. Nate
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 am

    Steve photographs his cat react to 2 girls and 1 cup.

  48. Dean Venture
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 am

    yawn... excuse me, i've already enjoyed a nightcat *burp*... nightcap for the evening.

  49. Patrick B
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:18 am

    OMG, No, pleez, nyting but taht, Mr. Prezdent, put yo pantz bac on!

  50. Thespian24601
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:21 am

    Hahahahhahahaha, I love LolHumans.

  51. Amy
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:21 am

    Mr. Whiskers struggles not to laugh while his owner squeezes into her new bikini.

  52. Amy
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 am

    "If i haz to watch dem peeple hav sex one more time I'z gonna loze it! I may b a kat but I still haz eyez!"

  53. melissa
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:30 am

    japanese girl-kitteh always covers mouth when lol-ing

  54. Gregg Fuller
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:56 am

    lolcat stifles his lol

  55. Gregg Fuller
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:57 am

    i schwear i no eat pair-a-keet

  56. Howard
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:12 am

    If diz don't makz me LOL cat nutingz will.

  57. Jessica Martinez
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:17 am

    She HATED to spread gossip!

  58. gardenome
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Gravol spokescat rehearses for commercial shoot.

  59. Snappy
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Hork! Human parts iz bald! Is shame!

  60. Kat
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Oh geez, I can't believe you are wearing THAT! Milk almost came out of my nose!

  61. Snappy
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Brrrr! Stick-em! Ha-ha-ha stick-em! Brrrr! Stick-em! Ha-ha-ha stick-em! Huh-he-huh-he-huh-he-huh-he-huh!

  62. Justin
    April 22nd, 2008 at 11:27 am

    You so funny!

  63. Kelly
    April 22nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Unng! Ah bith mah dung! Owowowowow!

  64. Nate
    April 22nd, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    *MUUUUUWAAAAHHHH* Goodnight folks..you've been wonderful

  65. Jim
    April 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    I had a Nitriss Oxide but I eated it.

  66. Pooja
    April 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    My, that dinner was so good. TGFF (Thank God for Fancy Feast)

  67. Nateous
    April 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    TV: "and CNN today announces LoLCatz no longer funny"

    LoLCatz response: "O RLY"

    And there was much rejoicing,

    Interwebs: "yay"

  68. rhea_sun
    April 22nd, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Gesundheit

  69. Scotchdrnkr
    April 22nd, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Here comes that cute Kitty.
    (blows on paw) Humph Humph
    Do I need a Breath Mint?

  70. bill
    April 22nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    FAKE!Obviously photoshopped!

  71. Z'rrza
    April 22nd, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Silence is golden... Silence is Golden... (hysterical laughter)

  72. heather
    April 22nd, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    'See no evil. Speak no evil. LOL no evil.'

  73. Christophe
    April 22nd, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    just a quote for me:

    When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?
    Michel de Montaigne, Essais, 1580

  74. Michelle
    April 22nd, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    Things that make you go "HMMMM..."

  75. Fernanda
    April 22nd, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    Catnip influence.

  76. Oomi
    April 22nd, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    And Kenzo often pondered on the things that smelled yummy and made his tummy happy.

  77. Idil
    April 22nd, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    muffle muffle

  78. Ali S.
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    Einstein Cat ponders new theories of the Universe: E=MeowCat2

  79. Johndeyo
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    I cant believe I ate the whole thing

  80. Marlin Casey
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    What? Hillary lied? NAH!

  81. sybann
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    I bought you a canary but I eated it.

  82. Buck
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    I R iz british, haz bad teef.

  83. Maria
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    "Love to eat dem toesies...
    toesies is what I love to eaaat...
    bite their little nails offfff...
    nibble on their tiny little feeeet!"

    (now everyone sing!!!)

    :-D

  84. mossum
    April 22nd, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Ah---Ah---Ah---CHOO!

  85. Sara
    April 22nd, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

  86. inkedgal
    April 22nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Wait, you think I'm YOUR pet?!

  87. dncucf
    April 22nd, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    Fluffy always loved the Thai food her loving owners brought home to her, until she found out WHAT she was REALLY eating!!!

  88. dncucf
    April 22nd, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    Cat got its tongue.

  89. empty-minded
    April 22nd, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    With Sylvestor at the vet's office, Tweety found himself in a very tight spot.

  90. Mark
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Snuggles couldn't remember what he ate yesterday, but it sure made his butt taste funny!

  91. Doc
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Ewwwww-

  92. shibuya_jones
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    nom nom nom, moar cheezie toe!

  93. catsvillage
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    ooohhhhh.... nom nom nom nom nom nom nom !!!

  94. Bunk
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    "Me gusta mi feetprinces."

  95. Alannah
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    Japanese cat laughs at the fat phallus festival.

  96. patrick
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    Man, I don't care what anyone says. "Garfield 2" is hilarious!

  97. DE Mike
    April 22nd, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    Sure... you can use floss or a toothpick... this is what we call 'cat scratch Colgate.'

  98. sean
    April 22nd, 2008 at 11:46 pm

    hoof
    arted

  99. Rainbow Strombo
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:55 am

    TV: “and CNN today announces that while LoLCatz used to be funny, Ape Lad has never been funny OR original no matter what marginally famous creepy transvestite Xeni Jardin says.”

    LoLCatz response: “O RLY”

    And there was much rejoicing,

    Interwebs: “yay”

  100. Vee
    April 23rd, 2008 at 7:17 am

    O plz...u tell that story one more time i'm gonna hurl

  101. brittany
    April 23rd, 2008 at 8:09 am

    Oh no you didn't

  102. Heidi
    April 23rd, 2008 at 8:35 am

    EEEWW! I SMELLZ A MONKEH!

  103. Ragz
    April 23rd, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  104. MrsD
    April 23rd, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    You can have the canary back, for...ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

  105. Amy
    April 23rd, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    "Tee hee -- you'll never guess what I left in your shoe!"

  106. caitbobait
    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    my mommy's name is chubby, my daddy's name is chubby, my brother's name is chubby...

  107. lauren
    April 23rd, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    OMGZ

    I GOIN TA TOSS MA FANCY FEAST...

  108. kilkenny
    April 24th, 2008 at 12:55 am

    mai evil laugh... let me show u it.

  109. ObsidianPunk
    April 24th, 2008 at 7:28 am

    Yo. Just make sure you flush Staten Island. Hear me?

  110. Rich
    April 25th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Heheheh, You're right; I did just swallow a canary. How did you know ?

  111. Rich
    April 25th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    Hmnfefefefe (supressed laughter)...now I see you without pants, I know why you had me fix. You just jealous...hmnffefefefe.

  112. synikol
    April 25th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    "Wait.. I know this one... If a 5 oz. mouse and a 5 oz. piece of cheese were dropped off of a building at exactly the same time, the mouse would hit the ground first!"

  113. Alex
    April 27th, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    Great captions, you guys! Adam has picked the winner: congrats to Inkedgal who won with the caption "Wait, you think I'm YOUR pet?!"

  114. cat barrier
    May 19th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    meow! that cat is absolutely beautiful. what's the breed? ;)

  115. KIRSTY
    May 25th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    omg your face

  116. Jacque
    June 11th, 2008 at 8:53 am

    Oh Mai! Thats terrible news!! :(

  117. kim
    September 9th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    ohh I hate root canals!

  118. Mads
    November 21st, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    OMG u look ridiculous!!!

  119. Regin
    December 9th, 2008 at 2:34 am

    lol...

  120. Victoria
    February 5th, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    That's the last time I eat rotten Tuna!

  121. Allison
    February 8th, 2009 at 8:54 am

    OMG........I think i farted a little ti he

  122. beautyPunkEmotional
    February 16th, 2009 at 6:41 am

    HAHA nice

  123. ashlee
    February 16th, 2009 at 6:42 am

    its look likes my younger brother in the japan

  124. Lilly
    February 22nd, 2009 at 1:49 am

    "(gulp) O man i shuldnt had dat tuna last nite...(bigger gulp) wait... dat was tuna, rite?"

  125. christie
    March 8th, 2009 at 3:40 am

    *pffft* oh stop it!

    omgiosh no waaay

    urp. i think im gonna blow!

    *yawn* time for my beauty sleep.

  126. biohazard
    March 21st, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    I kissed a dog. and i liked it!

  127. Yunghost
    April 4th, 2009 at 1:38 am

    I can't hold the smoke much longer!!!


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