Combined Ages of The Rolling Stones: 254 Years Old

• Thomas
  April 5th, 2008 at 9:01 am

  come on… another few years and they’ll collectively catch up with Ronnie James Dio.

• Thomas
  April 5th, 2008 at 9:28 am

  BTW, why leave 2 comments on something you don’t care about? Seems odd. Or did they just give away prizes the other day for top commenters… curious.

• Alex
  April 5th, 2008 at 11:15 am

  We did - but don’t worry, there’s a built in mechanism to discount frequent but nonsensical comments.

• SenorMysterioso
  April 5th, 2008 at 11:42 am

  Keith is only 64?! I would have guessed about 90

• CheeseDuck
  April 5th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

  They are old.

• Christophe
  April 5th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

  Combined Ages of The Red Army Choir: 16800 Years Old.

• Mark Morey
  April 5th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

  What’s your point, punk?

• Ray
  April 5th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

  And if Bill Wyman was still with them he’d add another 71 years.

• Aeris
  April 5th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

  mhhhkay. They’re the rock dinosaurs, but i wouldnt consider this a particularly “neat” fact

• tripleX
  April 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

  and if the Pope played keyboard it would be 324 years combined…interesting…

• huh
  April 5th, 2008 at 8:48 pm

  64+64+66=254 ?!?

• Andrew L
  April 6th, 2008 at 3:09 am

  Ah, thanks!! The legendary Rolling Stones made it to Neatorama at last! They’ve been my favourite rock & roll band since they started off playing rhythm & blues in small dinghy clubs back in the early Sixties & I still have some of their early vinyl LP recordings in my collection.

• Aeris
  April 6th, 2008 at 6:51 am

  huh: you forgot another 60: “and Ronnie Wood (June 1, 1947): 60.”

• JET
  April 6th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

  What I find amazing is the number of combined man hours they’ve spent endlessly recycling and regurgitating the same old tropes and figures over and over, nary once finding a spark of innovation or daring to transcend any boundaries.

  Easily one of the most overrated entities in modern culture.

• Algonkin
  April 7th, 2008 at 6:19 am

  The Rolling Stones:

  Famous in the sixties…now IN their sixties

• Jacques
  April 7th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

  People people people, don’t be too smug about old folks, because your time will come, and you’ll say to yourself, “holy crap, how did that happen”. And it will come MUCH sooner than you think. It’s amazing how fast one’s 30s and 40s go by, thankfully I still have a couple of years left in the former decade.

  Congratulations Sir Mick, next year you can start collecting your gubmint pension.

• tripleX
  April 9th, 2008 at 6:19 am

  For centuries people have looked for the Philosopher’s Stone. It is said to turn led into gold and keeps you young. The ‘Stones’ have found it! It’s called ‘Rock’ and Roll!
  And I love it!

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