Caption Monkey 23: Lolcats are Lost!

I told ya we should have taken a left at Albuquerque.

lets see, Disney land, Disney world, the Arch at St. Louis, the capitals,… NOW I think we have hit all the HOT spots.

Ok, I cant find us on the map, but I think the Beach is Over there..

“where in hell we iz?”

“Now where is the Starbucks? I swear I can smell it, we’ve got to be near!”

I don’t think this is Michigan

I can has redemption??

We should be able to see Mr. Yeti’s house from here.

“I told you what would happen if you put up too many cat posts, but would you listen?”

Is this what they mean by global warming?

“Let’s see if we can spot any landmarks.”

“Does a big hand basket count?”

should’a frozen over by now

Diz is the plaz for the convenshion. But where iz all da Republicanz?

Teh frying pan. We r in it.

I guess following Elliot Spitzer wasn’t such a good idea…

According to the map, there should be a handbasket right here.

We should have taken the bus.

“We’ve got to get Sat.nav.”

That’s the last time I buy a Hollywood Star Map.

I don’t think we wuz s’posed to cross the River Styx.

I just don’t get it, according to this roadmap, we should be “in ur iphonez, enturprizing ur sdk.” right about now.

Teh Map: Itz not teh terror-toree.

I DUN FINK WE SURVIVD TEH CRASH.

wee shud have nevr took naim ov ceiling cat in vane

Thru teh fire n teh flames… iz moar eazy than gitar hero vershun

Teh stogiez… dey wuz rite hear

“I can haz icewatr?”

Did teh ducks give u dis map?

Accordin to dis, closest boxcar is in fourth cirkle.

” I don’t get it… we should have been at Celine Dions house by now “.

Dis has became confusin map quest.

“Diz Map is full of Gud Intentions.”

Kitteh: “Iz not da sixt dimenshun”

Pip: “Invizibl midget king”

2NITE WE DINE HEAR.

or

I CAN HAS PSYCHOPOMP?

or

GOOD INTENSHUNS. ROAD WAS PAVD WITH THEM.

or

OH NOES! WE FOLLOED AC/DC HIWAY.

Kitteh: “Dis map izn’t in English.”

Pip: “Lookz like ah picked th wrong week teh stop sniffin’ teh glue.”

IM GLAD 2 BE WIF U PIP, HER AT TEH END OV ALL THINGS

Kitteh: “Why iz everything on dis map on fire?”

Pip: “Never buy ur map from a guy named Dante.”

Kitteh: “We shud have turned left at teh river Styx.”

Pip: “We shud have dressed better fer teh Final Judgment.”

1. Damnation. We haz it.

2. Shud not have got in dat handbaskit.

“Ur leaf compass. Itz not so gret aktuly.”

“Next time we go LEFT at the three headed dog.”

Pip: Thoze leafs don’t luk rite.

Trogdor haz burninated dis countryside.

It says if you throw it in we can go home.

I thought you said we were going to grandmother’s today dad.

We are. She is on the other side of that pile of brimstone.

“Well, we found Hell. I just hope we can find High Water.”

I don’t know how we got here. Mapquest said to turn left at Brimstone.

I guess Virgil ran away with Clyde…

Next time u get teh map.

Kittah “Up, UP, Dwn, Dwn, Lft, RT, LFT, RT,… B, A, ???”

Pip “Iz not map”

Teh hot plate. We is on it.

Hammerspace Industries. We found it.

We iz not making it back before caturday!

According 2 dis map, we’z in Feenix.

i’m in ur hell eatin ur picniks!

Maybe we should have picked a different place to hide from the railroad bull than that freight car full of handbaskets.

We can haz Truth.
Iz inconvenient.

Ur right, this izn’t Kansas!

I saw three other references to Bugs Bunny’s ‘left turn at Albuquerque’, which was my first thought.

The red lines meant highways on all the OTHER maps!

Minor correction to my previous suggestion, to make it fit the Laugh Out Loud Cats a little better.

“Next time we go LEFT at teh three headed dog.”

“Fire Island.”

“Do not want.”

Here’s our problm: “Dis map belongs to Dante Alighieri. If found pls return for eternl reward.”

O hai, Hawai’i!

R U sure this iz the way to Pele’s house?

“Damn eet.”

maybe that should be “Teh ring. Smeegl just eated it.”

Iz we in hand-bukkit? Do not want!

Teh map sez: OTHR PEEPLES

“I think that gollum-bo gave us a bad map.”

“the note on the map says give him a ring. but we has no telefone.”

“We’z FALLEN, Pip, and we cant get up.”

“Mkay Pip, we’re here…u got that ring?”

Map says… turn left at teh Balrog?

Where, O Where, are you to nite.
Why did you leave me here all alone.
I searched the world over,
Thought i found true love,
You met another
and Phfft’ you were gone.

Ah, I see the problem. You’ve got an old map here. This road has been repaved with good intentions.

or I guess the LOLspeak is needed:

‘I herd Bush goes quail huntin n Crawford, must bee nice.’
‘Stop dreamin an halp me find exit strategeez.’

Not only iz we lost, our handbasket iz gone!

Iz easy 2 get here. Teh road well paved with good intentionz.

We iz not like teh polar bearz, Kitteh.

Okeh. We iz at Mount Doom. Now what?

I’z rather be in Filadelfia.

If U play teh caption of this cartoon backward, it spell message!

Uh-oh, says here Admiral Fallon just resigned.

kitteh: we should burn this map

Invisible flamewar

1 doez not simply rambl in2 Mordor.

Pip: Out of teh stew pot and into teh firez!

Teh devil haz all teh best ‘toons.

We are in teh rite place. Is teh cigar stor whos lost.

Kitteh: Unplottabl dining?

Pip: Maybe we shoud just follow teh Spartanz

Why you should never name your cats snowball.

Screw Robert Frost. Next time we take the road MORE traveled.

“Well, The Enrichment Center did remind us that android hell was a real place where we would be sent at the first sign of defiance- I just never realized we’d have to find our own way here.”

…But on teh plus side, it sez it won’t freezs over.

not unique, but my first thought was
“oh. hell.”

I has been told to go here B4…teh map is just disrespektful.

I think we r on teh wrong side of teh map.

Queer in the Cincy up at #28 did what I would have said, so s/he gets my vote.

Kitteh: U’re right, we’re wrong

Pip: Yup

Thanks for playing, everyone! It’s been a very difficult decision. I’ll have the winner to Alex within the hour.

Damn, 5 minutes too late!