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Urinals for Shy Men

By Alex in Home & Garden, Pictures on Feb 20, 2008 at 5:39 am


Behold, the Oceáno, a collection of urinals for shy men by Roca, placed at descreet angle from each others that foil "peeking". Found at about:blank


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  1. bean
    Feb 20th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    Those look like they would force guys to aim at each other's backs. I'm just sayin'.

  2. flushmonster
    Feb 20th, 2008 at 11:59 am

    I think bean is right its an opening for something more than peeking.

  3. l'elk!
    Feb 20th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    yes, a rather cruel arrangement for those few of us who are bitterly shy about other men staring at our nice, firm, round, juicy bun cheeks while they touch their mr. peepers.

  4. Kaboom
    Feb 20th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Nah! The builder/interior designer just bought too many corner units!

  5. Mishele
    Feb 20th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    It looks to me like it's one more attempt to try to keep urine off the walls and floor. What happens to you guys in there, your peni get out of control and sprays the room? You can't hit a target that small?

    I think you should have to pee into tubes that fit around your peni to keep the room clean, if you can't control yourselves.

  6. ted
    Feb 20th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    Peni?

  7. hermit
    Feb 20th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Rendered useless(worse) if there is a lineup.

  8. Ali S.
    Feb 20th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Oh dear...I think Bean hit it right when this actually makes you look at the other guy! Awkward!

  9. VonSkippy
    Feb 20th, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    What is the big deal. Every guy actually has his own penis, so who cares if another public pee-er catches a glimpse of yours? How Homophobic do you have to be to be concerned about such things?

    //now if they offer to help you shake it off, that's crossing the line.

  10. aj
    Feb 20th, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    @ VonSkippy
    Why is it homophobic to not want people checking out your gear?
    People are entitled to a bit of privacy if they want it, and I guess this helps free up the cubicles...

  11. just a guy
    Feb 21st, 2008 at 2:41 am

    its not a homophobic thing. as a gay man, i'm really not homephobic. Also, i'm happy with my 'size'. and yet, i still have trouble peeing with other people nearby. Its some weird psychological thing - it even has a name: Paruresis. I think a lot more people have it then admit, but its particularly annoying as a guy. I just can't use urinals.

  12. Travis
    Feb 21st, 2008 at 10:48 am

    That configuration looks like it would also discourage people from engaging me in conversation while taking care of business. I am all for it.

  13. peterd
    Feb 22nd, 2008 at 2:59 am

    Travis, right on the money! It is amazing how many guys feel obligated to talk to you when pissing next to ya. It's like, you want to say, take care of your stuff and go away. Just because I have my dick in my hands it don't make us bro's, ok, back off! way -- off! If you look at my dick again I will beat you with it bitch!

  14. vanderleun
    Feb 24th, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Might work well until somebody behind you shoots low. Then your shoe risks filling up with piss.

  15. muj
    Sep 25th, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    What the f*ck

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