Police Found Crack in Man’s Butt

Best headline EVAR! Here’s the story: After receiving a tip that drug deal was happening, Washington D.C. police raided a downtown home.

There, they found a man named Pierre Lynch, hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.

So naturally, the press had a field day with the title. Why, it practically wrote itself: Link - via Look at This …

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February 10, 2008 at 3:50 am by Alex
Category: Crime & Law

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13 comments to "Police Found Crack in Man’s Butt"

SiteSeer
February 10th, 2008 at 4:15 am
Another disaster in the annals of DC drug crime.
Christophe
February 10th, 2008 at 4:28 am
Asstonishing story
Alex
February 10th, 2008 at 6:49 am
You guys are smart asses.
#72
February 10th, 2008 at 9:53 am
He looks like Marshawn Lynchs brother…
Jimbo
February 10th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
It was high quality cocaine, but tasted like sh*t.
Dan
February 10th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
He was charged with “obstruction”
Ali S.
February 10th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Awww, everyone already said the good jokes.
Alex
February 10th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Butt you’re mistaken, Ali S. There’s no “end” to butt jokes possibilities.
Chris
February 10th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
You guys are a little BEHIND. Take another CRACK at it, and I’m sure you can come up with a few more jokes about this poor BUM.
Natasha
February 10th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
its probably not that unusual, i bet lots of dope dealers hide their drugs in their butt. i had a friend that used to deal coke, he was in his car and a cop got behind him (no pun intended) he got scared and swallowed the dope but he didnt want it to dissolve in his stomache so he went home n took a bunch of laxatives. he ended up crapping it out, it was still in the bag so he sold it lol. somebody bought his butt crack haha!! yeah he’s in jail now..go figure..
Emptyminded
February 10th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Whitney said it all — Crack is Whack!
Nate Deviate
February 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
This reminds me of a tattoo I saw at a biker rally in Maine. It was right above a mans ass crack (a really large hairy biker man mind you) It read (i swear this is true) “Crack Sinks” Yes, in this case it does.
Ali S.
February 11th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
@ Alex

I stand corrected!

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