There are some many funny and weird signs popping up all over the web, now a days…
When I was a kid, I thought the standard signs said, “Trespassers will be persecuted”. It really scared me–I imagined all kinds of torture. Somebody finally told me it was PROsecuted, and then I wasn’t scared anymore.
I’d rather be persecuted than prostituted, though I’m sure it could be argued that the latter could be construed as a method of the former. Either way, wouldn’t really want to trespass there…

