The Homespun Analogy Generator

By Alex in Everything Else on Dec 4, 2007 at 3:47 am

Generator Land has this Homespun Analogy Generator, which will spit out funny analogies as funny as Dave Chappelle before he went nuts.

Here are some from the hall of fame:

I’m as gassy as a sick seal in a bowl of soup.

He’s as grumpy as a holy badger at a pie eatin’ contest.

She’s as undecided as an oriental sloth with an itch.

I’m as truthful as an overweight antelope having a sneezing fit.

LinkThanks Mike Raia!


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  1. ned
    Dec 4th, 2007 at 8:41 am

    This is hilarious!

    I was as troubled as an electric baboon in a rainstorm.

    She’s as slippery as a flamin’ jackass with no bones.

    I was as windy as a wounded town drunk having a sneezing fit.

    She was as jumpy as a rabid crow in a coalmine.

  2. Louise
    Dec 4th, 2007 at 6:23 pm

    Isn’t this what “Grandpa” Fred Thompson uses to write his campaign speeches?

  3. MikeR
    Dec 4th, 2007 at 8:26 pm

    Fred Thompson is as wily as a drunken weasel in a hay baler.

  4. marty
    Dec 4th, 2007 at 9:14 pm

    That’s as F’d up as a football bat!

  5. Prairie Dog
    Dec 4th, 2007 at 10:41 pm

    I just heard a new one, “Tough as woodpecker lips”.

  6. Jerse
    Dec 5th, 2007 at 2:17 am

    It’s as dumb as many other un-neat posts!

  7. Tom Pretzel
    Apr 30th, 2010 at 10:39 am

    These are all as stupid as, well, you!


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