The Seven Don’ts of Shanghai

By Alex in Pictures, Travel on Nov 29, 2007 at 2:49 am

We just found out that the Mafia has its own Ten Commandments, so it’s no surprise that the people of Shanghai also have their own list of "Seven Don’ts"

For those who’re too lazy to look ‘em up:
expectoration: spit
attaint: disgrace, bring dishonor upon, condemn.
virescence: state or process of becoming green. I assume they mean greenery here.

Found at Mad About Shanghai blog


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  1. Capella
    Nov 29th, 2007 at 8:12 am

    Regarding “G” – hey, they are breaking their own rule! “Word” is a 4-letter word!

  2. ted
    Nov 29th, 2007 at 9:09 am

    Wrong, Capella. They’re not “saying” anything in that sign. All those four-letter words are printed.

  3. just a guy
    Nov 29th, 2007 at 10:44 am

    Noticing the pattern in horrible translations to English…. Do the people doing the translations look up the most obscure and inappropriate ‘synonym’ to use? I mean, come on! ‘Attaint’ ?!

    How obfuscatory!

  4. Sid Morrison
    Nov 29th, 2007 at 11:22 am

    The list got got off. Here’s the rest:

    H. Peaceably Assemble anywhere don’t
    I. Fulan Gong permit don’t
    J. Roman Catholic allow don’t
    K. Free Tibet ever don’t
    L. Abide Copywrite laws anywhere don’t
    M. Produce leadpaint-free toys ever don’t
    N. Respect intellectual property don’t
    O. Write freely can’t
    P. Protest anywhere don’t
    Q. Pollute freely must

  5. Sid Morrison
    Nov 29th, 2007 at 11:23 am

    got CUT off… sorry.
    Add your own!
    Join in at home!

  6. brain
    Nov 29th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    ZZ. obey law grammer don’t

  7. ted
    Nov 29th, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    Sid, I think you did Yoda’s list there. All the dont’s in the sign are in the right place.

  8. Evan Rappaport
    Nov 29th, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    Are those words with 4 Chinese letters or 4 letters in another language?

    and BTW, I like randoming through the street.

  9. Sid Morrison
    Nov 29th, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    ted-
    Yeah, you got me there. I was thinking back to that Yoda Einstein post. Too much multitasking!

  10. Radin
    Nov 29th, 2007 at 5:24 pm

    By not saying or reading 4 letter words, I can random around and chuck junk and hack trees all I want. Well, I’m following Capella’s logic.

  11. Justin
    Nov 29th, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    But I love randoming through the street. Killjoys.

  12. Abestar
    Nov 30th, 2007 at 5:27 am

    Engrish = lulz

  13. Moebius
    Nov 30th, 2007 at 11:00 am

    four is a 4letter word 2…
    :D


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