How to Be A Scottish Fold
A Scottish Fold [wiki] is a breed of cat with mutated folded ears. If you’d like to be a Scottish Fold, first of all you need to have a big round head and short ears (whether they be folded or not), and then you have to know how to behave like one.
The Scottish Fold is a cat, and as a cat you should be able to sleep anytime, anywhere …
As a Scottish Fold you cannot be a good hair dresser or… well… you can start a career as one, but it will just end up with a lot of bitings …
You’ve got to learn how to cast yourself in the TV series My Name Is Earl or at least be the coolest cat around and sit around …
The perfect Scottish Fold acts all cute and then fake a fall to make the audience laugh …
Kiss your family just like the Eskimos …
Be glamorous for the press…
You should be capable of starring in a Dogzilla movie …
Or speak to UFOs in their own language just like in the movie Close Encounters …
And, of course, here’s the technical stuff on the Scottish Fold breed:
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