A Dwarf’s Vacuum Cleaner Incidence …

By Alex in Everything Else on Aug 23, 2007 at 11:08 pm

What happened to Daniel Blackner or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf"? Here’s a clue:

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

[...] The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and … hospitalisation.

Hint: it involves a vacuum cleaner: Link – via Quite Interesting, photo from Circus of Horrors


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  1. Ali S.
    Aug 24th, 2007 at 1:44 am

    Wow…now I’ve seen everything.

  2. Dodgyd55
    Aug 24th, 2007 at 7:59 am

    i was in edinburgh when this was on (they were there as well)

  3. PixelRobot
    Aug 24th, 2007 at 8:10 am

    Get well, Captain Dan. You’re an inspiration for us all.

  4. Tracy
    Aug 24th, 2007 at 10:14 am

    He says it was the most embarrassing thing in his life to go to the hospital with the vacuum on his peter? Yet, he’s going out in front of people doing a schlong in a vacuum trick?


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