Hillary Nutcracker

Posted by Alex in Food & Drinks, Home & Garden, Pictures, Politics on August 18, 2007 at 12:30 pm


Here’s the perfect gift for the politicos in your family: the Hillary Nutcracker!

Love her or hate… you’ll have nonstop fun cracking nuts with Hillary. Regardless of your affiliation (Republican or Democrat) you’ve just found your new favorite kitchen tool!

Work those thighs back into the white house. This might be the reason why Bill never strayed too far. Quite possibly THE toy of the 2008 election - A must for anyone on any side of politics! Her stainless steel thigh teeth will pulverize any nut that stands in her way to the Whitehouse.

Link - via growabrain



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6 comments to "Hillary Nutcracker"

  1. biltmore
    August 18th, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Hahahahahah …

  2. redphone
    August 18th, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    10/10

  3. foog
    August 18th, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    “Love her or hate… you’ll have nonstop fun cracking nuts with Hillary. Regardless of your affiliation”

    Somehow I don’t see her supporters getting all giddy over a toy that perpetuates her image as a ball-busting bitch. I’m not saying she isn’t one, I’m just saying that the pitch is a load of crap. Wear yer partisan colours with pride, you disengenuous bastids!

  4. Dave
    August 18th, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    Aw dang; they forgot the cleavage. She’s got some you know.

  5. Chris
    August 19th, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    so castrating! ouch! :) :)

    anyway for real I doubdt she could crack anything downthere…

  6. Sid Morrison
    August 20th, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    Looks way more like Ellen DeGeneres to me.


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