Internal Underwear.

Posted by gail in Medicine on August 13, 2007 at 2:48 pm


bra


"What we’ve done is build a silicon bra, insert it into the body and
attach it to the ribs and to the fascia. It’s like a normal external
bra," he continues, "where a strip lies on the shoulder and attaches
around the body. We attach it to the ribs instead of to the shoulder,
and to the fascia in the lower part of the body."
Israel21c via Medgadget

Ouch.

 


Previous post
this post? Please Email this               
Next post


FUN PRODUCTS FROM THE NEATORAMA SHOP:
BuckyBalls (w/ Mystery Bonus!)


COMMENT

16 comments to "Internal Underwear."

  1. Sid Morrison
    August 13th, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    A silicon bra sounds very hard. Perhaps they meant "silicone" . Why do people always screw this up? They aren't the same!

  2. gail
    August 13th, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    You're right. I was so shocked by the idea of wearing your underwear under your skin that I didn't notice the spelling error.

  3. matthew
    August 13th, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    Could the figure in that picture be less feminine?

  4. CheeseDuck
    August 13th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    Eww...

  5. FetishForPerception
    August 13th, 2007 at 8:22 pm

    What a lovely picture. I don't think I'll ever view boobs in the same way again...

  6. Jess
    August 13th, 2007 at 9:30 pm

    I don't think it sounds all that bad. It's Less invasive and longer lasting than a breast lift, and could give back the confidence a woman loses after breast feeding causes sagginess in her breasts. I just hope they would attach it correctly so that it gives a natural-looking shape.

  7. Miss Curly
    August 13th, 2007 at 10:34 pm

    Only a man would invent something like this.

  8. Dan
    August 13th, 2007 at 11:56 pm

    Anyone look at how the straps would have to be showing? Coming around the sides and up like that is going to make for an ugly pair of ridges, er, conversation pieces... On each breast.

  9. S.
    August 14th, 2007 at 12:40 am

    My boob just cried with sympathy for the boob on-screen.

  10. L
    August 14th, 2007 at 3:28 am

    One of my favourite things about bras is the ability to take them off at the end of the day. I'd rather have National Geographic boobs than one of these contraptions!

  11. Sallie
    August 14th, 2007 at 9:21 am

    Why?

  12. Anita
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:33 am

    Certainly makes removing a lady's bra a bit more difficult for all you horny guys out there.

  13. Denita TwoDragons
    August 14th, 2007 at 11:37 am

    "Hey, we haven't solved that whole cancer-thingy, and AIDS and malaria are still a threat--but at least aging Hollywood starlets can still have a GREAT set of t*ts!"

    *eye roll*

    --TwoDragons

  14. crazycatlady
    August 14th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    I would imagine inventing an internal bra is a sight easier than finding a cure for AIDS, cancer and other diseases.

    As a chick with huge, bodacious tatas, I would sign up for this in a heartbeat! My back hurts less when they're supported, but I HATE wearing bras.

  15. Pedeka
    August 14th, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    This sounded horrible and painful when I first read it. Then my underwire slid up when I reached across the desk and poked me in the armpit. As I was adjusting the wire, my shoulder straps attempted to make a break for my elbows. On a second reading......this might not be so bad.

  16. Ashley
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:47 pm

    Pedeka, I think you might want to go to a professional to get sized. Your bra should not be that uncomfortable. I barely even notice I'm wearing one.


PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT

Neatorama Comment Policy
You don't have to register or login to comment, but it's easier if you do so. Comments aren't censored, but those that are abusive or off-topic may be edited or deleted.


Stay updated on the comments with Comment RSS