Computing the Volume of a Cat.



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How do you compute the volume of a cat?

Dunking it in water doesn’t work– you only get the volume of the rat-like creature that lives inside the cat; much like the feeble alien within a Dalek. (And, if your answer had anything to do with contour integrals, get real.)

Find out how Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories did it, and the volume of this cat. Link


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Posted on July 9, 2007 at 10:04 am by Miss Cellania
Category: Animal



5 comments to "Computing the Volume of a Cat."

  • Simon
    July 9th, 2007 at 10:59 am

    Final instructions / last steps:

    - close box with packing tape
    - make a few holes using sharp pencil (can be the one with the seed!)
    - add mailing stamp
    - write random address
    - mail box

  • Chris
    July 9th, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    - put cat in blender
    - pop the question “will it blend, that is the question?”
    - press the button… “yes it blends!”
    - pour the cat in the measuring cup

    et voila!

    ***
    do not try this at home kids. Rather at the neighbors!

    ***
    I love http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=558999366086187707

  • Solo
    July 9th, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    There’s an alien in a Dalek? Wow. You learn something every day.

  • Bryan
    July 9th, 2007 at 6:42 pm

    Yeah, the Dalek that you’re familiar with is actually the mobile battlesuit. The actual Dalek rides around inside. Don’t get cocky, though - Daleks are very deadly even without their armor as several members of UNIT have found out.

  • Twitchings
    July 10th, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Schrödinger’s Cat Box . . . poop or no poop ….. that’s the question.

    or

    Wit the recient NSA funding cuts, local students are asked to pretend they can and cannot see the cat.


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