Witch caught on video terrorizing Mexican town!

It’s a helium filled balloon. Move along..

“It’s a helium filled balloon. Move along..”

Exactly what I was going to say.

Its a balloon.
And couldn’t the police officers come up with a slightly more imaginative description instead of
“it wore a long, pointy, hat”

Oh, no esa mierda otra vez, Por dios !! Bien decian en la cancion del Grupo “Marrano” la Bruja que estas cosas suceden en Monterrey.

it’s a witch pretending to be a balloon. move on.

good eye witch-hunter! Have you seen these fly? Like a bat ermmm, witch out of mexico?

It is more likely one of those home made hot air devises that people make with tiny candles and dry cleaning bags. When the bags are transparent they defuse the light and are called UFOs. When they are dark they are witches. Or someone might have filled up a garbage bag with balloons. The human mind is a poor video recorder and the actual video shows no pointy hats or face or claws.

Oh who am I kidding? It was a witch. I happen to know some Mexican witches and they confirmed that they have been buzzing that graveyard and turning people into chupacabras.

Haha this is old news that happened in my hometown. I think it was later reported that both policemen in the video lost their jobs over this, and they were generally mocked by the whole city and the neighbor cities too.

(This is also mainly one of the news’ tv show’s fault. You see, we have this TV Channel that has it’s own news show and they always pick something to talk about every week, I suppose they must have run out of “shocking!” stories and digged far too much into this silly video.)

It’s amazing that people see something like this and immediately say “it’s a witch!” without looking for any other explanation. It was moving in a straight line, so I’d say it was on a wire, whatever it was. And the UFO club said it was humanoid? From that footage? How? It looks like a blob! Some people are so gullible and so desperate for evidence of the paranormal they will believe anything is true except that this is obviously a hoax.

I’m not sure if it was a garbage bag filled with balloons, or a real witch. The only way to tell for sure is to round up all the mysterious old ladies living on the edge of town, put them to the rack, and see if they confess. If not, it maybe have been a garbage bag after all.

Nevermind the witch, can someone please explain to me what kind of computer is that at 2:49?

‘Obviously it is a streetlight. move on, nothing to see here.’
LOL. Or a UFO leaking anal probe lube?

The Chupacabra have evolved into flying creatures. This means certain doom for all of mankind!

uuum that was actually a fake news report from x files i think like from mexico

It’s a witch riding the Darth Vader Hot Air Balloon, move along now.

Does the humanoid in the video weigh as much as a duck?

I enjoyed this “It’s definitely a flying old person – seeing as it’s going 5 MPH” But I have been with the paranormal for many years and this happened to me and most of the people are right on here.It’s what people want to believe my friend of mine or nabor did this and it didn’t take that much money or equipment to make it happen looked just like that and was just a few balloons tied to sticks and a black cloak the little kids where scared for like a month or 2 (funny)