You’ve heard of the gryphon, the dragon, and the basilisk, but they’re nothing compared to the bonnacon:
The bonnacon is a beast with a head like a bull, but with horns that
curl in towards each other. Because these horns are useless for
defense, the bonnacon has another weapon. When pursued, the beast
expels its dung which travels a great distance (as much as two acres),
and burns anything it touches. — The Medieval Bestiary
secret agent lad
Awesome. I'm speachless. That guy looks more upset than, you know, burnt to death. He's all "crap, this stuff doesn't wash out."
gail
And look at the bonnacon's expression. Priceless.
coeli
I've been using the bonnacon as a symbol for internet interaction for a while now. We've all seen netizens defend themselves with flaming bullsh*t, after all.
meg
That poor bonnacon looks very constipated.
Alex
Hey, that reminds me of one of my favorite pics of all time.
Ali S.
Gah! O.o
Tinderbox
The bonnacon has nothing on Rosie O'Donnell.
Brady
The bonnacon looks a lot like the Arabian Oryx.
Runa
Fascinating. I know some people with the same weapon.
Denita TwoDragons
Looks like Mister Bonnacon eats my husband's five-alarm jambalaya...
--TwoDragons
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