The Bonnacon.

By gail in Animals & Pets on Jun 11, 2007 at 7:46 pm

bonnacon

You’ve heard of the gryphon, the dragon, and the basilisk, but they’re nothing compared to the bonnacon:

The bonnacon is a beast with a head like a bull, but with horns that
curl in towards each other. Because these horns are useless for
defense, the bonnacon has another weapon. When pursued, the beast
expels its dung which travels a great distance (as much as two acres),
and burns anything it touches. — The Medieval Bestiary

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secret agent lad
Jun 11th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Awesome. I’m speachless. That guy looks more upset than, you know, burnt to death. He’s all “crap, this stuff doesn’t wash out.”
gail
Jun 11th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
And look at the bonnacon’s expression. Priceless.
coeli
Jun 11th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
I’ve been using the bonnacon as a symbol for internet interaction for a while now. We’ve all seen netizens defend themselves with flaming bullsh*t, after all.
meg
Jun 11th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
That poor bonnacon looks very constipated.
Alex
Jun 11th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Hey, that reminds me of one of my favorite pics of all time.
Ali S.
Jun 12th, 2007 at 12:50 am
Gah! O.o
Tinderbox
Jun 12th, 2007 at 12:56 am
The bonnacon has nothing on Rosie O’Donnell.
Brady
Jun 12th, 2007 at 1:08 am
The bonnacon looks a lot like the Arabian Oryx.
Runa
Jun 12th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Fascinating. I know some people with the same weapon.
Denita TwoDragons
Jun 12th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Looks like Mister Bonnacon eats my husband’s five-alarm jambalaya…

–TwoDragons

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