Funniest 911 call ever?

that's not even the best part of the 911 call; in the middle he inexplicably asked the score of the red wings game.

I like that the other reporter was laughing so hard she was snorting...

Not funny.
Kinda sad, actually.

Oh my god paranoia :D

It is sort of funny to hear that, but the guy and his wife are probably just like me. Paranoid personality, or something. That and pot do not mix well.

My roommate at college would smoke really strong stuff regularly because he enjoyed the feeling. He got me to try it and I was immobile and just laid in bed for three hours scared to death...After that night I only smoked about three of four more times...haha. But it was usually with similar, though not as bad, results.

I know how marijuana is not that dangerous and whatnot, and that sort of makes me a pansy, but whatever.