The Pessimist’s Mug.
By Miss Cellania in Food & Drink on May 2, 2007 at 8:34 am

“It makes everything taste bitter.†Available from Despair.com in both regular and executive editions. Link -via Bits and Pieces

I’d get one, but it’d probably just break apart during the shipping.
I had that mug for years at work. I gave it to a coworker of mine who was even more pessimistic that I am. Honestly, this guy made me look like Pippi Longstocking. I knew I was in the presence of greatness so I handed over the mug.
Not the thing I want to see with my morning cup of Joe; midmorning, lunch, afternoon, and even cup, sure, but not morning. For the mornings, I’ll stick to this optimistic mug from The Onion : http://store.theonion.com/product_info.php?products_id=182

