Archive for April, 2007


Sea Organ.

Posted by gail in Music, Travel on April 27, 2007 at 9:30 pm

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The Sea Organ (morske orgulje) is located on the shores of Zadar,
Croatia, and is the world’s first pipe organ that is played by the sea.
Simple and elegant steps, carved in white stone, were built on the
quayside. Underneath, there are 35 pipes with whistle openings on the
sidewalk. The movement of the sea pushes air through, and – depending
on the size and velocity of the wave – musical chords are played. The
waves create random harmonic sounds.


Odd Music.com

More information and an audio file at the link. Via Mirabilis

 
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Open and Shut.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Everything Else on April 27, 2007 at 1:23 pm

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Design student Zhu Yunwei made these very unnatural-looking portraits by integrating two photos, one with eyes open, the other with eyes closed. The results looks strange because people can’t hold their eyes in different positions without showing some strain. Link -via J-Walk Blog

 
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How to Increase Blog Traffic?

Posted by Anita in Blogs & Internet, Comics & Cartoons on April 27, 2007 at 11:55 am

Bush smothers kittens

Bloggers often struggle with ways to expand their readership. Over the life of a blog most bloggers will, at least once, resort to dubious schemes to increase traffic. John Wesley brainstormed a few of his own schemes via a series of funny hand-drawn comics. See his whole brainstorming session at Pick the Brain.

 
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The Human Machine.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Advertising, Video Clips on April 27, 2007 at 11:37 am


Freddy Human Machine Man – video powered by Metacafe

This is a TV capaign for an Italian sportswear company, but it’s fun to watch. Link -via Ursi’s Blog

 
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What do 300 calorie meals look like?

Posted by Miss Cellania in Food & Drink, Pictures on April 27, 2007 at 8:40 am

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These 300-400 calorie meals look pretty good. There’s always room for a salad! For comparison purposes, a Big Mac, small fries, and a small Coke totals 930 calories. Link -via the Presurfer

 
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Stephen Hawking Airborne

Posted by Random Good Stuff in Everything Else on April 27, 2007 at 5:08 am

World-famous physicist Stephen Hawking experienced eight rounds of weightlessness on Thursday during a better-than-expected airplane flight that he saw as the first step toward a trip in space. Link (There is also a must see video).

 
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3 Animals We Ate To Extinction.

Posted by Alex in Animals & Pets, Mentalfloss on April 27, 2007 at 3:05 am

3 Delicious Animals We Charbroiled Into Extinction – and 1 That Tasted Nasty But We Killed It Anyway

"Good to the last drop" proved to be a great slogan for Maxwell House coffee. But the "Good to the last existing representation of the species" tagline hasn’t worked so well for these delectable creatures. Here are four animals that prove that slow and tasty never wins the race.

The Dodo

Bigger than turkeys and more naive than happy taxpayers, the dodo [wiki] didn’t exactly have the best survival strategy on the block. Consider the evidence. Not only was the dodo a flightless bird, it also had tiny wings, a small tuft of curly feathers on its bum, and it laid only one egg a year. It’s no wonder European sailors who landed on the shores of Mauritius in the early 16th century got a big laugh out of the clumsy bird, which, in addition to its previously lamented attributes, had absolutely no fear of man. The sailors also got quite a few meals out of the aves, even though they were said to be close to inedible (Dutch settlers called them walgvogel, or "disgusting bird"). No matter. Pigs, rats, and monkeys introduced to the island helped man kill off the bird by 1681. Which is why there aren’t any Kentucky Fried Dodos today.

The Sea Cow

They were big, slow, tasty, and defenseless, all of which is a bad combination around a slew of hungry humans. A cold-water relative of the manatee and dugong, the sea cow was discovered by Europeans in 1741 when the explorer Vitus Bering and his crew were shipwrecked in the area between Siberia and Alaska. And since the adventurous lot couldn’t really explore the land, they took to exploring their palate. Our shipwrecked gourmands quickly discovered that sea cow [wiki] meat tasted like veal and remained fresh for a surprisingly long time. And there was a lot of meat, too, since the beast reached as much as 26 feet in length and weighed up to 8 tons. They resembled a modern manatee, with looks like your mother-in-law – if your mother-in-law has big expressive brown eyes, a small head, external ears the size of peas, and bristling whiskers. Estimates are that only about 20% of the sea cows shot or harpooned were actually caught, but they all died. By 1768, the gentle, delicious beasts were naught but lip-smacking memories.

The Great Auk

Rich in protein, chock-full of nutritious fats and oils, and great for baiting fishhooks, this flightless seabird was, well, great. Found on the rocky islands and coastal areas on both sides of the North Atlantic, great auks [wiki] were like a somewhat smaller version of the dodo, and they had brains to match. Starting in the early 16th century, sailors began marching the clueless creatures up the gangplank and pushing them into the ship’s hold by the hundreds. Unlike the dodo, however, the auk was considered great grub, and the tasty bird was hunted for its feathers, skin, and eggs to boot. Unfortunately, you’ll never get to feast on the great auk’s tender meat, and you have your European brothers to thank for it. The last pair was killed on an island off the coast of Iceland back in 1844.

The Passenger Pigeon

The naturalist John James Audubon once reported seeing a flock of passenger pigeons [wiki] so numerous, it took three days for them to fly over. And he wasn’t exaggerating. In the early part of 19th century, the birds, which were slightly larger than mourning doves, were estimated to make up as much as 40% of North America’s entire avian population. But the abundance of the creatures made them easy marks. Effortlessly hunted, the birds were mowed down mostly for food but occasionally for sport, which some "sportsman" bagging as many as 5,000 in a day. In fact, the bird filled entire train boxcars as they were shipped to markets in eastern cities. Unable to sustain themselves except in large flocks, the pigeons dwindled rapidly. In 1900, a 14-year-old boy shot the last wild passenger pigeon (boys will be boys). Fourteen years later, the last one in captivity died at the Cincinnati Zoo. Her name was Martha.

From mental_floss’ book Forbidden Knowledge: A Wickedly Smart Guide to History’s Naughtiest Bits, published in Neatorama with permission.

Be sure to visit mental_floss‘ extremely entertaining website and blog!


 
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Another Reason NOT to Drink and Ride.

Posted by Anita in Animals & Pets on April 27, 2007 at 12:52 am

Imagine walking into your local bank and being greeted by the live horse and a passed-out drunk seen above? That’s what happened to one early morning bank customer in Berlin on Tuesday.

The German rider, identified as “Wolfgang H.”, said he had a “a few beers” and decided to sleep them off in the bank’s foyer. His horse, Sammy, apparently decided to make his own deposit while he slept. Link [Washington Post]

 
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Introducing a Mass Produced $3000 Car

Posted by Anita in Auto & Transportation on April 26, 2007 at 9:01 pm

Renault-Nissan and Indian carmaker Tata Motors are both planning to introduce sub-compact cars for under $3,000 next year. While the cars are being marketed to developing nations, I’d probably buy one if it came with a warranty (even if it does only have a 33-horsepower engine). via treehugger

 
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Magnetic Field by Chaoscope.

Posted by gail in Art on April 26, 2007 at 8:06 pm

The Chaoscope website offers a 3D strange attractors rendering software, an ongoing project created and maintained by Nicolas Desprez . The images in the gallery are gorgeous, and you can make your own if you’re clever enough.

 
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Volcano Cake.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Food & Drink on April 26, 2007 at 2:47 pm


Dave Spencer at Instructables made a volcano cake for his son’s birthday. This cake had vibration, smoke, sound effects, and a lava flow (strawberry flavored)! It required seven boxes of cake mix. Then he posted the process of building the cake, hardware and all, and a video of the cake in action at the birthday party. Link -via Cynical-C

 
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Video Game Characters That Look Like Celebrities.

Posted by Excellent in Toys on April 26, 2007 at 2:16 pm

Game designers are creative people…but sometimes, they get lazy. That’s when we start seeing video game characters who look just like celebrities.

What do you think? Does the second guy in your family in Family Feud on the Genesis look like Chuck Norris [wiki]?

You can read the piece here. Found at Digg.

 
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Back in Time.

Posted by Excellent in Advertising, Food & Drink, Video Clips on April 26, 2007 at 1:49 pm

What could possibly happen when a can of Pepsi is sent back to 1885?

Back in 1985, Pepsi made this neat commercial.

Click play or go to Link [YouTube].

 
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Google Web History.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Blogs & Internet, Comics & Cartoons on April 26, 2007 at 1:34 pm


Google recently launched Google Web History, a service where you can access, search, and sort the places you’ve been on the web, even after you’ve deleted the browser history on your computer. Google’s ability to do so, which many were not aware of til this program launched, has some people worried about their searches becoming public. This cartoon from Geek and Poke portends what may come as the result. Note: this joke could work for any candidate of any party. Link -via Anil Dash

 
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Baaaad Investment — Updated

Posted by gail in Animals & Pets, Blogs & Internet on April 26, 2007 at 12:29 pm

Note: this story was debunked by Cerebral Soup, as quoted in this post. It was subsequently declared an official urban legend by Snopes That said, here’s the original post:

OK. Maybe it’s an urban legend in the making and maybe not, but the Sydney Morning Herald reports:


Thousands of Japanese have been swindled in a scam in which they
were sold Australian and British sheep and told they were
poodles.

Flocks of sheep were imported to Japan and then sold by a
company called Poodles as Pets, marketed as fashionable
accessories, available at $1,600 each.

That is a snip compared to a real poodle which retails for twice
that much in Japan.

The scam was uncovered when Japanese moviestar Maiko Kawamaki
went on a talk-show and wondered why her new pet would not bark or
eat dog food.

She was crestfallen when told it was a sheep.

Then hundreds of other women got in touch with police to say
they feared their new "poodle" was also a sheep.

One couple said they became suspicious when they took their
"dog" to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves.

Japanese police believe there could be 2,000 people affected by
the scam, which operated in Sapporo and capitalised on the fact
that sheep are rare in Japan, so many do not know what they look
like.

Cerebral Soup (from Japan) is thus far the first blog I’ve found that uses facts (rather than simple cries of incredulity) to critique the story:

* another couple of blogs support that the actress was not talking about herself but a “friend”
* Hokkaido is not a huge place – and it just happens to be the centre of sheep breeding in Japan. There are even sheep festivals.
* as popular dogs go Toy Poodles are in the top 5. They are all over the TV. You can’t miss them. Not only that but there are also several Japanese websites dedicated to poodles, poodle clubs and breeder sites. You can’t walk into a pet store without seeing one. Poodles are everywhere.
* It seems very odd that this breaking story does not appear anywhere in the Japanese media. Now this is exactly the kind of story most news shows would spend hours on screening – complete with tearful, blurred out victims, and the anchors being able to express total outrage. Thorough investigations into the differences between poodles and lambs. A few “experts” in ties thrown in to give it all credibility. For sure Wai-wai would have jumped all over it months ago. [I checked WaiWai, and there's nothing--g]
* this blog entry. . . tells the exact same story as the actress – which was told to him by a co-worker when they went out drinking. Almost word for word it is the same story that Maiko Kawakami told on the TV show on April 18. X-san takes their “poodle” to a vet because they think it’s ill. The vet reveals that the “poodle” is not ill – but a sheep!

On this evidence, I’m going to posit that Ananova, Sydney Morning Herald, Metro UK, The Register, and a variety of other British and Australian media outlets have been fleeced — and Neatorama readers might well have been the first to bring this to the attention of the American media.

 
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Keep the Fire Burning.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Food & Drink, Travel on April 26, 2007 at 12:24 pm


The 143-year-old Quanjude roast duck restaurant in Beijing has closed for six months of renovations, but the oven will stay on. The restaurant ovens have never been extinguished since it first opened in 1864, in which time it has served over 115 million ducks!

“The electric board will stop tracking the ducks, but the stove has been burning for about a century and a half, and the fire will never die out,” Jiang Junxian, chairman of the board of Quanjude Group Co. Ltd. said in an interview with Xinhua on Tuesday.

He said the restaurant will keep embers burning in an ancient cooking vessel that will be kept on-site during the renovations. According to Jiang, special staff will be assigned to add fuel each day to keep the fires burning.

Link -via Arbroath

 
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Ronald McDonald.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Advertising, Video Clips on April 26, 2007 at 10:35 am


(YouTube link)

From 1963, the first TV ad featuring the character Ronald McDonald. {wiki} You might recognize NBC weatherman Willard Scott under the makeup. -via Random Good Stuff

 
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Pi on the Piano.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Music on April 26, 2007 at 8:37 am

This piano piece was created by assigning notes to the digits 0 through 9 in the constant known as pi. Pi has no repetitive patterns, so the piece sounds random, but has a mathematical beauty all its own. Link -via Everlasting Blort

 
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Towel Folding.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Pictures on April 26, 2007 at 8:31 am


Spluch has some pictures of towels folded into cute animal shapes, including this monkey. Link

 
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Boeing 787 VIP.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Auto & Transportation on April 26, 2007 at 8:29 am


BMW designed a ficticious luxury private jet for Boeing that that can function as a second home. The design was unveiled at the Aircraft Interiors Expo 2007 in Hamburg last week. Link -via A Welsh View

 
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Myth America.

Posted by Alex in Bathroom Reader on April 26, 2007 at 3:55 am

The following is reprinted from Uncle John’s Legendary Lost Bathroom Reader.

More of the stories we now recognize as American myth, but were taught as history for many years. These might surprise you.

MANHATTAN ISLAND

The Myth: In 1626, Peter Minuit bought Manhattan Island from the Canarsee Indians for $24 worth of beads and other trinkets.

The Truth: Minuit did give 60 guilders (roughly $24) worth of beads, knives, axes, clothes, and rum to Chief Seyseys of the Canarsee tribe “to let us live amongst them” on Manhattan Island—but the Canarsee actually got the best of the deal…because they didn’t own the island in the first place. They lived on the other side of the East River, in Brooklyn, and only visited the southern tip of Manhattan to fish and hunt. The Weckquaesgeeks tribe, which lived on the upper three-fourths of the island, had a much stronger claim to the island, and were furious when they learned they’d been left out of the deal. They fought with the Dutch settlers for years until the Dutch finally paid them, too.

THE LIBERTY BELL

The Myth: The Liberty Bell, which rang at the first public reading of the Declaration of Independence, has always been a precious symbol of our nation’s heritage.

The Truth: The bell, installed in the Pennsylvania State House in Philadelphia in 1753, was almost bartered off as scrap metal in 1828 when the building was being refurbished. According to one account, “The Philadelphia city fathers…contracted John Wilbank, a bell maker from Germantown, Pennsylvania, to cast a re-placement for the Liberty Bell. He agreed to knock $400 off his bill in exchange for the 2,000-pound relic. When Wilbank went to collect it, however, he decided it wasn’t worth the trouble. ‘Drayage costs more than the bell’s worth,’ he said.” The city of Philadelphia actually sued to force him to take it. But Wilbank just gave it back to them as a gift, “unaware that he’d just bartered away what would become the most venerated symbol of American independence.”

WASHINGTON CROSSING THE DELAWARE


Washington Crossing the Delaware by Emanuel Leutze (1851)

The Myth: Emanuel Leutze’s famous painting is a dramatically accurate portrayal of General Washington’s famous crossing.

The Truth: According to Scott Morris, there are inaccuracies.
• “The crossing was in 1776, but the Stars and Stripes flag shown wasn’t adopted until the next year.”
• “The real boats were forty to sixty feet long, larger than the rather insubstantial ones shown.”
• The soldiers wouldn’t have pointed their guns in the air, because it was snowing.
• “Washington certainly knew not to stand—a pose that would have made the boat unstable, and put him in danger of falling overboard.”
• The river in the painting isn’t the Delaware. Leutze worked in Dusseldorf, Germany, and used the Rhine River as his model.

HAMILTON WAS AN INNOCENT VICTIM


Burr-Hamilton duel by J. Mund

The Myth: Alexander Hamilton, who was killed in a duel with Vice President Aaron Burr in 1804, was too decent a man to shoot his rival. So he shot in the air instead…and died when Burr paid him back by shooting to kill.

The Truth: “For nearly two centuries,” Steve Talley writes in Bland Ambition, “history saw Hamilton as something of a martyr who…never meant to harm Burr. But it now appears that he lost the duel…because he tried to use an unfair advantage to kill the vice president.” Talley continues:
“As part of the U.S. bicentennial celebration, the Smithsonian Institution decided to have the pistols used in the Burr-Hamilton duel restored. What they found was that the guns—which had been provided for the duel by Hamilton—had several features that were not allowed on dueling pistols…most significantly, a special hair-trigger feature. By surreptitiously setting the trigger so that only a half pound of pressure—instead of the normal ten to twelve pounds—was needed to fire the gun, a duelist could gain an incredible advantage, since both men were to fire at the same time. Instead of displaying nearly godlike mercy, Hamilton planned to kill Burr before Burr had a chance to fire. But in his nervousness, Hamilton apparently held the gun too tightly, firing it too soon, and the shot struck the leaves over Burr’s head.”

Reprinted from Uncle John’s Legendary Lost Bathroom Reader. ©1999 by the Bathroom Reader’s Press.

The article above is reprinted with permission from Uncle John’s Legendary Lost Bathroom Reader.

This special edition book covers the three “lost” Bathroom Readers – Uncle John’s 5th, 6th and 7th book all in one. The huge (and hugely entertaining) volume covers neat stories like the Strange Fate of the Dodo Bird, the Secrets of Mona Lisa, and more…

Since 1988, the Bathroom Reader Institute had published a series of popular books containing irresistible bits of trivia and obscure yet fascinating facts. Check out their website here: Bathroom Reader Institute

 
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Nora’s Piano Duets.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Animals & Pets, Video Clips on April 25, 2007 at 11:07 pm


New footage of Nora, the Piano-Playing Cat. The “call and reponse” section is priceless! I think Nora has grown to love the camera as well as the piano. Push play or go to YouTube. -via Metafilter

 
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President Bush Faces a Worthy Debate Opponent

Posted by Anita in Politics, Video Clips on April 25, 2007 at 10:01 pm

It’s rare that a sitting U.S. President engages in a debate, but President Bush made an exception to debate the one political figure who could match his intellect and oratory skills. Hit play, or click on the Link [Comedy Central], to enjoy this historic moment.

 
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Artwork from the Workplace.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Art, Blogs & Internet on April 25, 2007 at 8:23 pm


Artwork from the Workplace features things created by people who are bored at work.

Of course not all jobs are constantly tedious through and through, but only a bunch of precious few jobs are exent of periodical boredom. And it is when boredom kicks in that something beautiful happens: people seek refuge from despair in drawing away, or making unexpected sculptures, writing rhymes… That is the Artwork from the Workplace.

Submissions are welcome. Link Thanks, jonkysit!

 
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Hippo Eats Dwarf: Phony Technology.

Posted by Alex in Neatorama Exclusives on April 25, 2007 at 5:57 pm


The article below is reprinted from Hippo Eats Dwarf: A Field Guide to Hoaxes and Other B.S. by Alex Boese.

Phony Technology

Technology junkies are always eager to buy the most up-to-date doodad that will make their lives easier in a thousand ways. They spend hours fantasizing about the cool new stuff engineers are dreaming up. (I know because I’m a technology junkie myself.) This may keep them off the streets and out of trouble, but it also makes them vulnerable to hoaxes. Technology junkies must watch out for three main categories of deception: phony product rumors, vaporware, and nonexistent products.

Phony Product Rumors

What they are: False leaks that purport to provide details about highly anticipated new products. Photos are often doctored or staged to add credibility. Hoaxes of this kind are typically work of amaetur pranksters, though some suspect that professional marketers use them to create buzz about upcoming products.


The fake photographs: iMac G5 hoax (Image Source: MacBidouille)

Example: Three days before the 2004 Apple Expo in Paris, while Mac fans were busy speculating what new hardware Steve Jobs would unveil at the show, photos appeared online showing a flat-panel contraption said to be the new iMac G5. The photos, supposedly taken in an elevator at Charles de Gaulle International Airport, turned out to be bogus. The so-called flat-panel iMac G5 was just a LaCie LCD monitor stuffed inside a PowerBook box.

Similar hoaxes preceded the arrival of the Tungsten T5 handheld and the newest versions of popular games such as Half-Life. As a result, tech fans have learned to take all rumors (even ones acocmpanied by photos) with a grain of salt.

Vaporware

What it is: Technology that a manufacturer promises will soon arrive in stores but that keeps getting delayed and never materializes because the imminent availability of the product was deceptively announced while the product was actually in the early stages of development and not ready for the market

Example: In 1997 the video-game maker 3D Realms announced it would soon release Duke Nukem Forever [wiki], a follow-up to its popular Duke Nukem. Nine years later, fans are still waiting. In 2003 Wired magazine, on its annual updated list of the top vaporware products, gave Duke Nukem Forever a lifetime achievement award for its perpetual vaporware status. Impatient fans have taken to calling the sequel Duke Nukem Whenever or Duke Nukem Taking Forever. One Wired reader pointed out that "NASA has planned, designed, developed and successfully landed a rover on Mars in the time this game has been in development."

Another notorious vaporware product is Microsoft’s Longhorn operating system, which was supposed to be shipped in 2004 after long years of development, but didn’t. A popular joke is that Longhorn has been renamed Longwait, and will eventually come bundled with Duke Nukem Forever.

[Note: Longhorn or Windows Vista was finally shipped in 2007, after the article was written]

Nonexistent Products

What they are: Products that don’t exist in any way, shape, or form. Such products are pure scams designed to bait suckers and their investment money. Often these products would have to defy the laws of physics to do what their inventors claim they do.


John Worrell Keely, photographed in his laboratory in 1889. (Image Credit: Bettmann Archive)

Example: The nineteenth-century inventor John Worrell Keely told investors he had developed a vibratory generator capable of producing enough power – using only a quart of water as fuel – to run a train for over an hour. (Devices that produce energy for little or no cost are a favorite of con artists.) For fourteen years, until he died in 1898, Keely strung his investors along with promises that the nonexistent generator was almost perfected. More recently, Czech businessman Sheldon Zelitt claimed to have invented GroutFree technology that could seamlessly join multiple LCD screens into one large screen, and was developing this product at Visual Labs, his company in Canada. With this promise, the company achieved a valuation of over $300 million, but when Zelitt finally gave a demonstration of the product, his investors recognized that what he was showing them was simply a forty-two-inch plasma television, available at any consumer electronics retailer. Faced with criminal charges, Zelitt fled to the Czech Republic. He was extradited back to Canada in 2005, where he’s now serving an eight-year sentence.

Strange Computer Technology

Given the pace of technological change, it’s difficult to predict what strange turns technology might take. But has technology really taken any of these strange turns?

1954 Home Computer

Did Popular Science magazine publish the image above in 1954, predicting that this is what a home computer might look like in the year 2004?

In 1954 computers really were this size, so if someone had tried to imagine what a home computer would look like fifty years in the future, they might have dreamed up a monstrosity like this (including the steering wheel).

But Popular Science never published such a picture. The photo was created in 2004 by Danish software sales and support technician Troels Eklund Andersen as an entry in a Fark Photoshop contest. (Fark is a popular weird news website – its Photoshop contests challenge Farkers to digitally alter images in amusing ways.) Andersen took a photo of a submarine’s maneuvering room from an exhibit at the Smithsonian, made it black-and-white, then pasted in the teletype printer, the old-style television, and the man. Then he added the text at the bottom. He never imagined the image would end up fooling thousands of people, but that’s what happened once it started circulating via e-mail.

It even fooled Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun Microsystems, who displayed it at a computer conference as proof of the impossibility of predicting future technology. The image was one of the most forwarded e-mail attachments of 2004.

DVD Rewinder

The perfect gift for the technologically challenged. This gadget plays a "customizable rewind sound" when you put a DVD on it. It also comes with a USB port for rewinding MP3s. Sold by 1783 Productions, LLC.

(Image Credit: DVD Rewinder)

iLoo

Did Microsoft engineers install a computer system inside a portable toilet, thereby creating the iLoo, the world’s first Internet-enabled Johnny-on-the-spot?

On April 30, 2003, as part of Microsoft’s goal to allow people to log on "anytime, any place, and anywhere," MSN UK, a division of Microsoft, announced the imminent introduction of the iLoo, the world’s first Internet-enabled Porta Potti. The iLoo would include a wireless keyboard, a height-adjustable flat plasma screen, a six-channel surround-sound speaker system installed under the sink, broadband Internet access, toilet paper conveniently printed with URL suggestions, and (last but not least) a toilet outfitted with vacuum suction to guarantee maximum hygiene. As the press release declared, this was no "bog-standard affair." Microsoft promised the iLoo would debut at music festivals throughout England in summer 2003.

The media was incredulous. Wouldn’t the queue for this thing be miles long? Were beer-soaked, sweaty music festivals really the ideal place to introduce it? And what about keeping it clean? God only knew what fluids would get on that keyboard.

Microsoft representatives explained that a security guard would be posted outside the toilet, and a cleaner would swoop in between uses to keep it spotless. Nevertheless, reporters kept asking questions with increasing concern, until, almost two weeks after the announcement, Microsoft abruptly admitted that the entire thing had been a joke. There was no iLoo, the company said. It was just a flight of fancy.

This was strange, since Microsoft had never before issued a fake press release. Not even on April Fool’s Day. But the next day the software maker changed its mind and stated the iLoo actually wasn’t a hoax. The project had been under serious development in the United Kingdom, a Microsoft representative said, but "corporate headquarters in Richmond Redmond, Washington, looked at it and decided maybe this wasn’t a good idea."

By this time everyone was confused. Was the iLoo real, or wasn’t it? And why was the company changing its mind so often? Microsoft never explained. It has stood by its final statement that the iLoo was a real, but never completed, project. (Though one gets the feeling that the software giant wishes it could flush the entire iLoo episode down the toilet. When I queried them for details they politely, but firmly, stated they weren’t able to help me.)

Antimosquito Software

Is there software that will keep pesky bugs and flying insects away from your computer as you work?

Thai computer programmer Saranyou Punyaratanabunbhu wanted to help computer users work without fear of bug-borne malaria, a big problem in Thailand. So he developed software that makes computer speakers emit high-pitched frequencies inaudible to the human ear but annoying to mosquitoes. The software was downloaded fifty thousand times in the first three days after it debuted, and Saranyou soon came out with a version 2.0 that also repels cockroaches and rats. A South Korean company, SK Telecom, now offers anti-mosquito software for cell phones. So the software does exist. The more relevant question is whether it works. Probably not. Pest-control experts at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln note, "There is no scientific evidence to suggest that cockroaches (or any other insects) respond negatively to ultrasonic sound waves." Even if it did work, there’s one more thing to consider before installing it on your PC: some users report getting headaches after sitting for hours in front of a computer emitting a high-pitched whine.

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The excerpt above is reprinted with permission from Hippo Eats Dwarf: a Field Guide to Hoaxes and Other B.S, by Alex Boese (also the curator of the excellent website Museum of Hoaxes). The book covers hoaxes and other shenanigans from the present day pop culture, and includes subjects like photography, eBay, ads, business, politics, and war.

The book Hippo Eats Dwarf got its title from this news clip that circulated in print and on the Net:

A circus dwarf, nicknamed Od, died recently when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus waiting to appear in the next act. Vets said Hilda the Hippo’s gag reflex caused her to swallow automatically. More than 1,000 spectators continued to applaud wildly until they realized the tragic mistake.

Highly enjoyable. Check it out here: Link [Amazon]

 
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The Computer Monster.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Video Clips on April 25, 2007 at 5:55 pm


Jim Henson and Frank Oz tackling the Computer Age. Push play or go to YouTube. -via the Presurfer

Update: Anita Bath has more details.
This funny computer video, titled Coffee Break Machine, was created by Jim Henson in 1967 as an IBM training video. At the time, the monster was named “Arnold the Munching Monster”.

 
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San Francisco Earthquake Survivor, still at work.

Posted by Miss Cellania in World Records on April 25, 2007 at 10:07 am


The 101st anniversary of the Great San Francisco Earthqake was last Wednesday. There was a ceremony to mark the occasion, but only one earthqake survivor was healthy enough to attend: 104-year-old Herbert Hamrol. Hamrol said work is one of the secrets to his long life.

He still holds down a job rearranging the merchandise at Andronico’s supermarket in the Sunset District two days a week.

“I like what I do and they like me,” he said. He said he’d worked for Andronico’s for 50 years, more or less, and he plans to be back on the job today as usual. “The retirement benefits are good there,” he said.

Link to story. Link to video from last year. -via Metafilter

 
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Borneo Rhino Captured on Video.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Animals & Pets on April 25, 2007 at 9:14 am


There may be as few as a couple dozen Borneo rhinos left in the world, making it one of the world’s rarest animal species. The first still photograph of a Borneo rhino was taken only last year. Now, a World Wildlife Foundation project has captured the first video footage of the Borneo rhino. Link -via Arbroath

 
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Underwater Post Offices and Mailboxes.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Travel on April 25, 2007 at 8:53 am


Yes, there are places you can mail a letter underwater. Gadling lists five of them. Link -via Dump Trumpet

 
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World of Warcraft Birthday Cakes

Posted by yayo in Food & Drink, Pictures, Toys on April 25, 2007 at 5:49 am

The Alliance Cake:

The Horde Cake:

Wow! Simply… Wow!

These gamers celebrate their birthdays with these cake masterpieces. For more photos see: Link to Alliance cake | Link to Horde cake – via Kotatu

 
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